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Joe S. Odium
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ghost of a robot cake he's/himselfs sometimes literal coyote resplendent with sesquipedalian happenstance connoisseur of context ADHDadisaster
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at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid
The original 1985 made-for-TV ANNE OF GREEN GABLES is so damn good
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The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed
Tons of monarchs all over our flowers today
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My family came a long way to visit but spent literally 11 hours watching football instead of spending time with us so sorry if every “game day” advertisement I experience makes me want to throw up
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But then I sigh, and, with a piece of scripture,
Tell them that God bids us do good for evil:
And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With odd old ends stol’n forth of holy writ,
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.
Knots used this year to hang Halloween decorations: buntline hitch, flying bowline, alpine butterfly loop
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
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through all the thick mists of the dim doubts in my mind, divine intuitions now and then shoot, enkindling my fog with a heavenly ray
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folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him
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all mortal greatness is but disease
define “Perfect Ending”?
The last three in the stack, including this one: all bangers
Why did you do this to me 😭
The biggest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us that yogurt cups had to leave room for toppings
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This was a great scene in ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
Scene of the Day: “The Secret of Monkey Island” (CD-ROM): Part I — The Three Trials
10/10 would smooch
praying mantis statue at second time around, route 30, boswell, pennsylvania, 1984