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Wannabe baker dreams of book shops. often found in a book. Constantly craving custard. Derbyshirian near Manchester 🏳️🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 socially awkward idiot with a disordered brain of random knowledge
Supposed to move into the new office next Tuesday. Apparently they forgot to organise t’internet sooo
a cartoon of homer simpson sitting on a couch in a living room with the words working from home today below him .
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November 25, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Supposed to move into the new office next Tuesday. Apparently they forgot to organise t’internet sooo
I love roast tatties
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I love roast tatties
Still some storm damage down the old train line. Alpacas seem unfazed though
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Still some storm damage down the old train line. Alpacas seem unfazed though
How much gingerbread is too much gingerbread because I’ve bought a lot and I’m hungry
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
How much gingerbread is too much gingerbread because I’ve bought a lot and I’m hungry
Urgh. How do I reword something that I’ve already said 7 times in an email chain. The reason your budget is nearly used up is because your team has spent it all
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Urgh. How do I reword something that I’ve already said 7 times in an email chain. The reason your budget is nearly used up is because your team has spent it all
Had the first Christmas card of the year. From the ex uncle who I’ve only seen once in the last 15 years
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Had the first Christmas card of the year. From the ex uncle who I’ve only seen once in the last 15 years
First snow of the winter!! Just after I said everyone is probably overestimating the cold snap
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November 17, 2025 at 8:43 AM
First snow of the winter!! Just after I said everyone is probably overestimating the cold snap
My sister is on the priority help in the case of a power outage as she is a single parent. She’s just realised she’s put the wrong address on it
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
My sister is on the priority help in the case of a power outage as she is a single parent. She’s just realised she’s put the wrong address on it
I’m in an adversarial mood and I’m not sure why. Someone slap me with a doughnut or something please
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I’m in an adversarial mood and I’m not sure why. Someone slap me with a doughnut or something please
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
First power cut of the winter. Yay
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
First power cut of the winter. Yay
Finished for weekend finally. Not moving from here for next few hours
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Finished for weekend finally. Not moving from here for next few hours
Another hour and a half before I can sit in front of the fire. Very tempted to make the mulled cider early and just for myself
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Another hour and a half before I can sit in front of the fire. Very tempted to make the mulled cider early and just for myself
I’m cold and sick of running outside to try for the umpteenth time to tie down the wheelie bins and the chairs. The valleys are perfectly designed to funnel the wind
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I’m cold and sick of running outside to try for the umpteenth time to tie down the wheelie bins and the chairs. The valleys are perfectly designed to funnel the wind
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On this day 1998 the wonderful Dinnerladies was broadcast for the first time
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
On this day 1998 the wonderful Dinnerladies was broadcast for the first time
I bought more Christmas stuff. May need help. In my defence I haven’t actually started decorating yet
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I bought more Christmas stuff. May need help. In my defence I haven’t actually started decorating yet
Checks trains before leaving the house all fine. 20 minute drive and they’re cancelled.
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November 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Checks trains before leaving the house all fine. 20 minute drive and they’re cancelled.
Arm still hurts from flu jab. Now other arm hurts cos I slept on it funny. Woe be me! Won’t someone please think of me and my minor discomfort!
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Arm still hurts from flu jab. Now other arm hurts cos I slept on it funny. Woe be me! Won’t someone please think of me and my minor discomfort!
Tis nearly the season
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Tis nearly the season
I’m craving olives.
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’m craving olives.
Morning! Post flu jab mood seems to have broken, someone be a dear and bring me a cup of tea in bed please?
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Morning! Post flu jab mood seems to have broken, someone be a dear and bring me a cup of tea in bed please?
Just accidentally sent an empty after 8 wrapper to Father Christmas
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Just accidentally sent an empty after 8 wrapper to Father Christmas
So I’m wearing my slobby zip hoodie as it’s the only thing I have that’s a zip through and I was having a flu jab. Sod’s Law the pharmacist was hot
a woman is sitting at a desk with the words that 's not fair
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November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
So I’m wearing my slobby zip hoodie as it’s the only thing I have that’s a zip through and I was having a flu jab. Sod’s Law the pharmacist was hot