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i find funny accounts on here by searching whatever random keywords pop into my head so if i engage with an old or mundane post of yours that's why
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big fan of this prayer prayed through the intercession of the proposed patron saint of the internet and computers, Isidore of Seville
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they knew EXACTLY what they were doing when they designed these guys lol. expect to see them all over your timeline in the coming weeks
May 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Gag-a-day Cartoonist AMAZES Fans After Citing Calvin and Hobbes As A "Huge Inspiration"
December 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
UNFRIENDED 3: GOOGLE CLASSROOM
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
we should all make up new discourse in our minds and vividly imagine we're scrolling through threads and threads of it and the posts we imagine will probably reveal more about how we think of the world than the posts we see
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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jacket
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
maple trees feel like they came from some other dimension only sort of like ours. their seeds dance in the air, their leaves turn a glowing alien red, you can milk their wood and it tastes like a sweet nourishing nectar. this is a plant that would exist in a young author's first sci-fi novel
December 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Clearly AI generated
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Wine moms.
Furries.
Professors.
AI "bros".

And then, there's me.
Yup.
#First Day of Bluesky
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
following that one tumblr post that was like "every time you get an intrusive thought quickly imagine jar jar binks saying it so you will be so repulsed that you will immediately ignore it" was one of the biggest improvements to my quality of life. improved it tenfold, probably moreso
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
once you begin paintrushing you'll wonder why commissions haven't always been like this. all in one solution handling billing, scheduling, and (live!) feedback where you don't need 1 million clout to get noticed and make money. gonna put lots of requests in here, excited for my art friends to accept
hello!

I'm building a tool for artists that struggle with motivation, and for anyone who wants something specific drawn quick. it's basically DoorDash for art commissions

join the waitlist, it's free: paintrush.net
November 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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hello!

I'm building a tool for artists that struggle with motivation, and for anyone who wants something specific drawn quick. it's basically DoorDash for art commissions

join the waitlist, it's free: paintrush.net
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
this could fix me rn
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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~*~🐰 neu! heat death of a universe 🐰~*~
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
if there is ai bubble, which there probably will be, we will look at cluely how we look at pets.com today. zero product strategy outside of a single idea and some bold marketing and when that one idea ends up being less popular than the marketing dollars you threw at it suggest... uh oh!!
i dont wanna become a repost channel but this is kinda interesting. cluely is in so much tech debt rn apparently
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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MelissasAmazingPics 🌴

grassyvalley.thecomi...
September 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
geese at the pond when you toss them nutritious seeds and corn
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Peoplegood
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
my approach to developing software is to assume you are developing for 13 year olds who only know tiktok and instagram and will instinctively hate any other application you give them because that will encourage you to make the thing you're building better
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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hi my name is ro, and i make images with 3d shapes. if you want to buy one you can find details at the below link. my family is not doing well financially so i appreciate your consideration. ro-your-bot.neocities.org/commissions help us continue to afford groceries and pay for household expenses 🙏
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Can’t have shit in Dreamland
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
pop singer at a concert: omg you're all amazing ☺️ i love you aalllll 😘

me, the only intellectual in the audience: ...No, you don't. You never did.
November 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
first bluesky client that lets you combine qrts and replies into one single giant thread instead of making me constantly switch between two screens will get one blueskyillion users
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 AM
yeah we fancy like naruto ramen on a date night
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
we fancy like waddle dees on a wednesday night
kirby, dedede, and meta knight
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
hello i make tech tips now
How to use Zed as a LaTeX editor
for all you scholarly zedheads out there
jocobo.leaflet.pub
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM