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Jocobo
@jocobo.bsky.social
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i find funny accounts on here by searching whatever random keywords pop into my head so if i engage with an old or mundane post of yours that's why
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · Jul 22
big fan of this prayer prayed through the intercession of the proposed patron saint of the internet and computers, Isidore of Seville
A Prayer before Using the Internet Make three bows, kiss the holy icons, and say: Almighty and eternal God, who created us in Thy image and bade us to seek after all that is good, true and beautiful especially in the divine person of Thy Only-begotten Son and our Lord, Jesus Christ grant, we beseech Thee, that through the intercession of Saint lsidore, Bishop and Doctor, during our journeys through the internet we will direct our hands and eyes only to that which is pleasing to Thee and treat with charity and patience all those souls whom we encounter Through Christ our Lord. Amen.
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 2h
MYTH: if you vaporize a car it will turn to dust
VERDICT: duh
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 1d
this is quickly becoming the next inter ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 2d
ITS name is hollowguy
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 3d
www.bbc.com/news/magazin... don't get what's so special about this guy. plenty of books don't have those
The man who cut out his own appendix
Russian surgeon, Leonid Rogozov, got appendicitis while on an Antarctic mission - he had to operate on himself.
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 4d
the word "to" took up too much space?
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 6d
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jocobo.bsky.social Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 15d
putting one of those "i bought this before he went crazy" bumper stickers on my corolla and making the prius behind me very worried about what problematic thing the toyota ceo could have possibly done
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 6d
it's so simple
ad for some workplace sitcom called dmv
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 7d
with ideas like these it's baffling why he dropped out
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 8d
my stupid chud grandma after I installed Pop! OS on her computer: Grandson. son where are my shortcuts. My son. I need to pay my bills
Me (early Gen Z): Uh... okay iPad Baby? 🤨 Talk about tech illiteracy.
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scaryssa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 9d
if you think this world is bad you should see some of the others
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 9d
dude. what a betrayal of everything their art supposedly stood for. i can't believe benson boone would agree to this.
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 9d
she's spongebob with who i am! back in high school i used to work at Crusty Clam!
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 10d
yea except i will never understand why they made cross "yes" and circle "no" in america, like x has the same exact meaning here as it does in japan
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 10d
someone should make a game that uses the face buttons on the playstation controller for these purposes and these purposes alone
a picture of the face buttons on the ps1 controller showing their intended meaning (according to did you know gaming a decade ago) where cross means no, circle means yes, triangle means direction/viewpoint, and square means documents and menus
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 10d
how did we decide on a b x y being the controller button letters anyways. i'm sure there's a 3 hour youtube video about this somewhere
quest64official.bsky.social Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 11d
Press any button to continue
It's a controller with assorted cross buttons
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 11d
MY DEVELOPERS ARE ALL MORONS
a bald man in a suit and tie is screaming in the back seat of a car
Alt: a bald man (dan hentschel) in a suit and tie is screaming "my students are all morons" in a car
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 12d
mr. krabs, labelled as "some psychopath", holding the number 3 over a cauldron labelled "Math"
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 13d
listening to pinkerton in 2025
cartoon of woman in purple sweater looking disgusted and cringing, saying "Gross that was really sexist. That seemed... kinda racist. I didn't remember this moving being so homophobic. I guess I forgot about all this transphobia"
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 13d
if you pray through the intercession of a relevant patron saint your prayer gets a temporary stat boost
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GutBomb @gutbomb.net · 15d
Hey I finally got an everdrive for my NES but it didn’t have a cartridge shell so I just used one from an old sports game and cut a hole for the SD card.
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 15d
putting one of those "i bought this before he went crazy" bumper stickers on my corolla and making the prius behind me very worried about what problematic thing the toyota ceo could have possibly done
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 15d
Low key Dating ChatGPT feels so good when you don't have a dude in your ear telling you it's nasty 😭!
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 16d
still need to watch this video but honestly even though audacity is a horrific nightmareish app atm i've kinda become used to it. i get a sort of sadistic comfort from its destructive edits and annoying effects menus that something built in qt will probably not be able to replicate
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gopy @goplu.bsky.social · 16d
Tried to go to the circus, but they were closed. Clown was smoking outside, asked what's going on. "We're out of jest. There's no more." Used to be infinite, now there's none. Happening everywhere!
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 17d
Looking into this.