Jocobo
@jocobo.bsky.social
i find funny accounts on here by searching whatever random keywords pop into my head so if i engage with an old or mundane post of yours that's why
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Jocobo
@jocobo.bsky.social
· Jul 22
big fan of this prayer prayed through the intercession of the proposed patron saint of the internet and computers, Isidore of Seville
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~*~🐰 neu! heat death of a universe 🐰~*~
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
~*~🐰 neu! heat death of a universe 🐰~*~
if there is ai bubble, which there probably will be, we will look at cluely how we look at pets.com today. zero product strategy outside of a single idea and some bold marketing and when that one idea ends up being less popular than the marketing dollars you threw at it suggest... uh oh!!
i dont wanna become a repost channel but this is kinda interesting. cluely is in so much tech debt rn apparently
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
if there is ai bubble, which there probably will be, we will look at cluely how we look at pets.com today. zero product strategy outside of a single idea and some bold marketing and when that one idea ends up being less popular than the marketing dollars you threw at it suggest... uh oh!!
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September 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
geese at the pond when you toss them nutritious seeds and corn
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
geese at the pond when you toss them nutritious seeds and corn
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my approach to developing software is to assume you are developing for 13 year olds who only know tiktok and instagram and will instinctively hate any other application you give them because that will encourage you to make the thing you're building better
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
my approach to developing software is to assume you are developing for 13 year olds who only know tiktok and instagram and will instinctively hate any other application you give them because that will encourage you to make the thing you're building better
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hi my name is ro, and i make images with 3d shapes. if you want to buy one you can find details at the below link. my family is not doing well financially so i appreciate your consideration. ro-your-bot.neocities.org/commissions help us continue to afford groceries and pay for household expenses 🙏
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
hi my name is ro, and i make images with 3d shapes. if you want to buy one you can find details at the below link. my family is not doing well financially so i appreciate your consideration. ro-your-bot.neocities.org/commissions help us continue to afford groceries and pay for household expenses 🙏
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Can’t have shit in Dreamland
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Can’t have shit in Dreamland
pop singer at a concert: omg you're all amazing ☺️ i love you aalllll 😘
me, the only intellectual in the audience: ...No, you don't. You never did.
me, the only intellectual in the audience: ...No, you don't. You never did.
November 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
pop singer at a concert: omg you're all amazing ☺️ i love you aalllll 😘
me, the only intellectual in the audience: ...No, you don't. You never did.
me, the only intellectual in the audience: ...No, you don't. You never did.
first bluesky client that lets you combine qrts and replies into one single giant thread instead of making me constantly switch between two screens will get one blueskyillion users
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 AM
first bluesky client that lets you combine qrts and replies into one single giant thread instead of making me constantly switch between two screens will get one blueskyillion users
yeah we fancy like naruto ramen on a date night
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
yeah we fancy like naruto ramen on a date night
we fancy like waddle dees on a wednesday night
kirby, dedede, and meta knight
kirby, dedede, and meta knight
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
we fancy like waddle dees on a wednesday night
kirby, dedede, and meta knight
kirby, dedede, and meta knight
hello i make tech tips now
How to use Zed as a LaTeX editor
for all you scholarly zedheads out there
jocobo.leaflet.pub
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
hello i make tech tips now
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July 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
ketchup actually does exist and it's okay to put it on your fries
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
ketchup actually does exist and it's okay to put it on your fries
>FOSS
>look inside
>4 dollars
>look inside
>4 dollars
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
>FOSS
>look inside
>4 dollars
>look inside
>4 dollars
this is probably the most cartoonishly evil union ever like "oh you hate big tobacco? then i guess SOMEone isn't gonna get any cookies" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bakery%...
Bakery, Confectionery, Tobacco Workers and Grain Millers International Union - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
this is probably the most cartoonishly evil union ever like "oh you hate big tobacco? then i guess SOMEone isn't gonna get any cookies" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bakery%...
he was an ethical incel. she was an unethical femcel. can i make it any more obvious?
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
he was an ethical incel. she was an unethical femcel. can i make it any more obvious?
just watched this movie about a post office. it was pretty mail gaze-y
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
just watched this movie about a post office. it was pretty mail gaze-y
dudes be like "i don't want my art to be seen as a product like those fat cat media execs i want to have the artistic freedom to create the things i enjoy" and then only ever create things for/in hopes of garnering a fandom and freak out when their numbers on their apps don't go high enough 😭😭
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 AM
dudes be like "i don't want my art to be seen as a product like those fat cat media execs i want to have the artistic freedom to create the things i enjoy" and then only ever create things for/in hopes of garnering a fandom and freak out when their numbers on their apps don't go high enough 😭😭
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