Jo
@jo27.bsky.social
I can't tell you about myself, because I haven't decided yet.
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Jo
@jo27.bsky.social
· Jan 9
Improve any song title by replacing the word LOVE with COCK.
Anyone else looked for their phone whilst carrying it?
December 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Anyone else looked for their phone whilst carrying it?
So Amazon fixed the Christmas number one this year? Huh.
December 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
So Amazon fixed the Christmas number one this year? Huh.
Paul got twatted. Tate had his arse handed to him. Maybe boxing is still culturally important.
December 21, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Paul got twatted. Tate had his arse handed to him. Maybe boxing is still culturally important.
Summer's on the way kids.
December 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Summer's on the way kids.
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This will feed generations
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
This will feed generations
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So 15 years ago I mashed-up '99 Problems' by Jay-Z, with The Ketchup Song (by Las Ketchup, of course).
It's as mad as you think it'll be.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffBV...
It's as mad as you think it'll be.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffBV...
Jay-Z vs las Ketchup
YouTube video by domshousestudios
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December 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
So 15 years ago I mashed-up '99 Problems' by Jay-Z, with The Ketchup Song (by Las Ketchup, of course).
It's as mad as you think it'll be.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffBV...
It's as mad as you think it'll be.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffBV...
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Lads of a certain age, what was your grumble mag of choice when you were growing up?
Forgot Club.
My best mate was into Razzle. “They’re more real. You could meet them in the pub”
I was more Mayfair “Nope. If we’re going fantasy, I’m going high end, out of my league stuff”
My best mate was into Razzle. “They’re more real. You could meet them in the pub”
I was more Mayfair “Nope. If we’re going fantasy, I’m going high end, out of my league stuff”
December 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Lads of a certain age, what was your grumble mag of choice when you were growing up?
Appropriate secret santa gift.
December 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Appropriate secret santa gift.
My favourite xmas job was working at the call centre for Park hampers. Don't judge, I'd been made redundant and needed the money. Anyway, xmas eve, some people weren't getting the stuff they'd paid for. There really is only so many times you can call someone and cancel Christmas for them.
December 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My favourite xmas job was working at the call centre for Park hampers. Don't judge, I'd been made redundant and needed the money. Anyway, xmas eve, some people weren't getting the stuff they'd paid for. There really is only so many times you can call someone and cancel Christmas for them.
To the tune of California Dreaming.
🎶Where's my wooden spoon?
(Where's my wooden spoon?)
Where's my wooden spoon?
(Where's my wooden spoon?)
WHERE'S MY WOODEN SPOON?
(Where's my wooden spoon?)
Where's my wooden spoon?
(Where's my wooden spoon?)
🎶Where's my wooden spoon?
(Where's my wooden spoon?)
Where's my wooden spoon?
(Where's my wooden spoon?)
WHERE'S MY WOODEN SPOON?
(Where's my wooden spoon?)
Where's my wooden spoon?
(Where's my wooden spoon?)
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
To the tune of California Dreaming.
🎶Where's my wooden spoon?
(Where's my wooden spoon?)
Where's my wooden spoon?
(Where's my wooden spoon?)
WHERE'S MY WOODEN SPOON?
(Where's my wooden spoon?)
Where's my wooden spoon?
(Where's my wooden spoon?)
🎶Where's my wooden spoon?
(Where's my wooden spoon?)
Where's my wooden spoon?
(Where's my wooden spoon?)
WHERE'S MY WOODEN SPOON?
(Where's my wooden spoon?)
Where's my wooden spoon?
(Where's my wooden spoon?)
Dementia wards are full of old people.
Walking up to my father's bed and telling him he looked like shit apparently isn't standard bedside manner.
But he thought i was my brother, so it's ok.
Walking up to my father's bed and telling him he looked like shit apparently isn't standard bedside manner.
But he thought i was my brother, so it's ok.
December 15, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Dementia wards are full of old people.
Walking up to my father's bed and telling him he looked like shit apparently isn't standard bedside manner.
But he thought i was my brother, so it's ok.
Walking up to my father's bed and telling him he looked like shit apparently isn't standard bedside manner.
But he thought i was my brother, so it's ok.
Amazon never deliver before 2pm. In over a decade living here. Not one single morning delivery.
So, I thought i had time for a poo. Yes I'll hold, thankyou.
So, I thought i had time for a poo. Yes I'll hold, thankyou.
December 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Amazon never deliver before 2pm. In over a decade living here. Not one single morning delivery.
So, I thought i had time for a poo. Yes I'll hold, thankyou.
So, I thought i had time for a poo. Yes I'll hold, thankyou.
Hospitals are great aren't they?
December 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Hospitals are great aren't they?
Diddy really liked baby oil huh?
December 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Diddy really liked baby oil huh?
Awake and drinking coffee at half four. What larks!
December 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Awake and drinking coffee at half four. What larks!
Waking up and a bunch of shit i don't want to deal with. So im just going to ignore. ADULTING.
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Waking up and a bunch of shit i don't want to deal with. So im just going to ignore. ADULTING.
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Christmas CANCELLED in London 💔🎄
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Christmas CANCELLED in London 💔🎄