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I paint, play pipes, also talk nonsense about music, food, & beer

I ride an old scrambler (made by these lads: https://1of1.pl/en/ ) through forest roads of Poland documenting old roads & shrines.

#MDANT #Speirgorm #SpéirGhorm #MotoSky #Vegetarian
🧵 Is it a super flu year? Who knows, but I think the current reporting is stupid.

A pissed off thread using data.

Firstly - here are today's headlines and some from the last 3 years... spot the difference. 1/10
December 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM
sake!

@mattflipflop.bsky.social
@johnthefox.bsky.social
@gillian25.bsky.social
@leftpeggers.bsky.social

#Worldle #1421 (12.12.2025) 6/6 (100%)
🔥 Current Win Streak: 1 days
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉

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December 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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I’ve loved travelling to 🇺🇸 but doesn’t look like I’ll be going back any time soon! Last reprint before Christmas 🎄 AVAILABLE NOW #FCKTRUMP
December 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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The moral and intellectual poverty of the USA today in one exchange.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
and more!

"Jack F*ckin Irish!"

forgot how brilliant Bob Franklin is in this series
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Fra...

#JackIrish #BobFranklin
December 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Wow!

and it's not a lake!!

(still struggling to tag)
@mattflipflop.bsky.social
@johnthefox.bsky.social
@gillian25.bsky.social
@leftpeggers.bsky.social

#Worldle #1419 (10.12.2025) 1/6 (100%)
🔥 Current Win Streak: 4 days
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉

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Worldle - Guess the Country
A daily geography game where you guess the country from its shape and get clues with every attempt. Play daily or explore the archive.
worldle.teuteuf.fr
December 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Translating animal names from french is a task that is ours to bear
March 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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🎶…it’s the end of the world as we know it🎶
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“I’d have no problem releasing the video”

“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”

5 days apart 😬

(From @therecount.com )
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Oi Poland!

employ more native speakers of English

rather than Translators / Tłumacze who only have a 'stamp' but can't speak English

...or is 'vinegar salt', a vinegar or salt that I have never come across?

it's SALT & VINEGAR ffs!

#Tłumacze #Poland #Polska #Korekta #Tłumacz #Biedronka
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The kitchen they arrived two weeks early to fit one month ago...

is still being fitted 🙄

today the tiler came to do the grouting

black grouting for white tiles

I've mopped the floor 3 times,
when I blow my nose my snot is black,
he managed to get grout-dust everywhere
even on the cats!
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"Abolish ICE"
North Ave.

Station North. Baltimore, MD. 2025.
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
just been round to a mechanic and this lovely Fiat 126 ELX pulls in for its annual test, it sailed through.

#Fiat #Fiat126 #PolskiFiat #Fiat126p
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
bloody hell!
(different device)

@mattflipflop.bsky.social
@gillian25.bsky.social
@leftpeggers.bsky.social
@johnthefox.bsky.social
@matthebat92.bsky.social

#Worldle #1417 (08.12.2025) 6/6 (100%)
🔥 Current Win Streak: 2 days
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬅️
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬅️
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉

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December 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
'Grass-fed Cows V Grain-fed kept-in-sheds Cows'

I may apply for European funding to explore this as the root of all arguments in my marriage

& perhaps other cultural differences between the West of Europe & the East

it's all down to #butter

Someone give Putin #Kerrygold on his toast tomorrow!
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Hey @gwr.com. Today I had a lovely chat with Jonny who did the trolley service on the 14.54 from Castle Cary to Paddington. With his car out of action, he walked 2hrs from Burnham to Slough at 2am to start his shift. Many would have thrown a sickie, probs me included. You have a hero in your ranks.
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hills, proper hills!
climbed above the tule fog for this view #motosky
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
doddle

#Worldle #1416 (07.12.2025) 1/6 (100%)
🔥 Current Win Streak: 3 days
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉

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Worldle - Guess the Country
A daily geography game where you guess the country from its shape and get clues with every attempt. Play daily or explore the archive.
worldle.teuteuf.fr
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
so Jack Irish it is again

#NowtGoodOnTelly
#JackIrish
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
'Chalk & Cheese'

Went bowling to celebrate my eldest's birthday

Afterwards we went to the Częstochowa xmas market

Eldest wanted to go on the very, very high scary looking ferris wheel

youngest wanted to look at a junk stall for bits for her jewellery projects, so did I 😳
[bootleg tapes too!]
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December 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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This week’s Just for Skeets and Giggles is out! Have a great weekend. statuskuo.substack.com/p/just-for-s...
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Santas on bikes ...and a Vespa
in Częstochowa today for Mikołajki / St. Nicholas day

#MotoSky #SantasOnBikes #Mikołajki #CZwa #Częstochowa
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December 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I really wish people would stop reposting shite from twitter on here
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Can't find anything decent to watch

so re-runs of Jack Irish it is then!

#JackIrish
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM