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Jordan Mott

@jlmvii.bsky.social

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Just one small Southern California family’s bald-headed husband and daddy (the dog likes me best). I mostly play well with others, but it’s getting harder than it used to be.

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Jordan Mott @jlmvii.bsky.social · Nov 15

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Jordan Mott @jlmvii.bsky.social · 8h

Exactly. If you’re still going to the farmers market on Sundays, come to the Uncle Berch booth and get some smoked Kalamatas on me.

Jordan Mott @jlmvii.bsky.social · 17h

Nick Lowe figured out he was, in all likelihood, going to age and began writing and tailoring his material with that in mind. And he’s done really good work.

Jordan Mott @jlmvii.bsky.social · 17h

Chance.

Jordan Mott @jlmvii.bsky.social · 16d

Because the other guy’s a footnote?

Jordan Mott @jlmvii.bsky.social · Sep 18

One of the TV’s at my gym is set permanently to Fox. The chyrons alone are lobotomizing.

Jordan Mott @jlmvii.bsky.social · Sep 18

Fuckin' A right!

Jordan Mott @jlmvii.bsky.social · Sep 13

I love my dog. Still, this business of driving with an animal in one's lap--I'm not saying it's as egregious as flying while barefoot, but I'm not not saying it, neither.

Jordan Mott @jlmvii.bsky.social · Aug 23

Syph?

Jordan Mott @jlmvii.bsky.social · Aug 16

It’s like they don’t want to learn.

Jordan Mott @jlmvii.bsky.social · Aug 5

Statute of limitations.

Jordan Mott @jlmvii.bsky.social · Jul 23

The kids are not alright. And they haven’t been for a while.

Jordan Mott @jlmvii.bsky.social · Jul 15

It’s a wonder they breathe without machines.

Jordan Mott @jlmvii.bsky.social · Jun 22

Well, he thanked God, in particular. So maybe it’ll be ok.🤦‍♂️

Jordan Mott @jlmvii.bsky.social · Jun 15

It’s a shame what Bezos has done here. I’m bald and don’t have a fraction of his wealth. I would never humiliate anyone, let alone a once great paper, like this.

Jordan Mott @jlmvii.bsky.social · Jun 15

This happens all the time. Remember when Reagan used to reference “Born in the USA” like it was a paean to Mom and grit and the PTA?