Merry 12-Days of Pony-mas! For 12 days I will draw someone’s pony as a gift!
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Day 8 for @goomeevee.bsky.social
#mlp

One of the NYPD brass said “this isn’t blue bloods” when explaining they can’t just immediately find the guy and I like that years of copaganda have set standards cops can’t meet and might be contributing to people’s correct perception that cops don’t effectively stop crime or find killers.

Gonna start a school for politicians to learn how to go on podcasts and I'm going to charge so much money and also the entire thing is going to be rephrasing the sentence, "Now, for this next part, you're going to want to pretend like you're currently a human person."

When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.

Spicy blend. 🫖 Photo from my collection, no further info.

When I was in high school, the guidance counselor used to speak really scornfully about easy electives like "underwater basket weaving" but I have contemplated this for 35 years, and I still think underwater basket weaving sounds really hard.

bonus @stellailiu.bsky.social

I need one of these!

Finally going… ⭐️

star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”