Mack to the Future
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No, you misunderstand! He said "Amazingly? Safe!"
On Monday, The Boring Company's Steve Davis called the Music City Loop "amazingly safe" during a virtual town hall meeting. The same day, construction crews reportedly left the site due to safety and pay concerns.
The Boring Company President Calls Future Tunnel ‘Amazingly Safe’
Steve Davis offers Music City Loop details during virtual town hall meeting; the same day, construction crews leave site due to safety, pay concerns
www.nashvillescene.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
No, you misunderstand! He said "Amazingly? Safe!"
I just saw that AI Coca-Cola ad, and I bet it would have cost less to just hire Marlon Saunders to do a new Always Coca-Cola jingle than to run however many prompts they did to get that garbage.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I just saw that AI Coca-Cola ad, and I bet it would have cost less to just hire Marlon Saunders to do a new Always Coca-Cola jingle than to run however many prompts they did to get that garbage.
If You Dig Menudo or MDC, We Salute You the Way We Know, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
If You Dig Menudo or MDC, We Salute You the Way We Know, Charlie Brown
I literally wouldn't exist without UVA, and my childhood heart will always have a sliver there. But between this and the sudden disappearance of Young Writers Workshop? Fuck 'em. Grounds delenda est.
This is spot-on.
The UVA "deal" might be the worst/most dangerous (so far). With the help of UVA's leadership, Trump coerced a leading U.S. university to foreswear all efforts (including 100% lawful measures) to achieve diversity.
A betrayal of our values.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The UVA "deal" might be the worst/most dangerous (so far). With the help of UVA's leadership, Trump coerced a leading U.S. university to foreswear all efforts (including 100% lawful measures) to achieve diversity.
A betrayal of our values.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The University of Virginia and Cornell deals with Trump set a dangerous precedent | Serena Mayeri and Amanda Shanor
The bespoke agreements are full of peril for the universities, allowing the federal government to quietly exert control
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I literally wouldn't exist without UVA, and my childhood heart will always have a sliver there. But between this and the sudden disappearance of Young Writers Workshop? Fuck 'em. Grounds delenda est.
Politics Knowers, it's been a long week. Let yourself have this one.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Politics Knowers, it's been a long week. Let yourself have this one.
Spare a thought for Gibson, a very good cat. @shesaheartmaker.bsky.social has had him for nearly seventeen years and he's been in my life for eleven. My first pet of any kind. He's on his way out, but to the end he was a good boy.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Spare a thought for Gibson, a very good cat. @shesaheartmaker.bsky.social has had him for nearly seventeen years and he's been in my life for eleven. My first pet of any kind. He's on his way out, but to the end he was a good boy.
Here's a @pennyarcade.bsky.social panel to use on certain Senators tonight. Go nuts!
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Here's a @pennyarcade.bsky.social panel to use on certain Senators tonight. Go nuts!
It's all just one big social club of the biggest fuckin loser poindexters you'd never want at your party. Our government is run by dipwads who would get their underpants hoisted up the flagpole while still wearing them.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
It's all just one big social club of the biggest fuckin loser poindexters you'd never want at your party. Our government is run by dipwads who would get their underpants hoisted up the flagpole while still wearing them.
Chuck showed up on day one and said "I'm gonna be even shittier than Al D'Amato. I'm gonna make every New Yorker sad they ever voted for me. Oh look, a camera! I'm gonna go spew bullshit into it for thirty minutes."
He's still only the second-worst Schumer of the 21st Century.
He's still only the second-worst Schumer of the 21st Century.
SCOOP: Schumer was more involved than reported with the attempted cave on the government shutdown. The Gang of 8 Senate Dems had his approval & he was getting daily updates.
In Thursday's caucus meeting, the Gang claimed they had 10 votes to cave. The caucus went nuts, leading to the new proposal.
In Thursday's caucus meeting, the Gang claimed they had 10 votes to cave. The caucus went nuts, leading to the new proposal.
Why Does Schumer Keep Trying to Cave? - The American Prospect
Most commentators, including me, concluded that the Tuesday election victory saved Democrats from capitulating to Republican demands to pass a simple continuing resolution to re-open the government, i...
prospect.org
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Chuck showed up on day one and said "I'm gonna be even shittier than Al D'Amato. I'm gonna make every New Yorker sad they ever voted for me. Oh look, a camera! I'm gonna go spew bullshit into it for thirty minutes."
He's still only the second-worst Schumer of the 21st Century.
He's still only the second-worst Schumer of the 21st Century.
"The Patriots are DTF", says the play-by-play man, because apparently nobody is at the wheel at CBS.
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"The Patriots are DTF", says the play-by-play man, because apparently nobody is at the wheel at CBS.
Loved him in Poltergeist II.
Hey folks, as news of Watson's demise spreads, please don't set aside his weighty legacy of misogyny and racism. He was truly among the worst of us. www.vox.com/2019/1/15/18...
DNA scientist James Watson has a remarkably long history of sexist, racist public comments
“People say it would be terrible if we made all girls pretty,” he said in 2003. “I think it would be great.”
www.vox.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Loved him in Poltergeist II.
CHUCKIE SCHUMER RETIRE BITCH
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
CHUCKIE SCHUMER RETIRE BITCH
Wahoo-wa! Wahoo-wa! Uni-V! Virginia!
Hoo-rah-ray! Hoo-rah-ray! HEY! HEY! UVA!
Hoo-rah-ray! Hoo-rah-ray! HEY! HEY! UVA!
BREAKING: Democrat Abigail Spanberger flips control of the Virginia governorship, becoming the first woman to lead the state, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/47Ljn7Z
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Wahoo-wa! Wahoo-wa! Uni-V! Virginia!
Hoo-rah-ray! Hoo-rah-ray! HEY! HEY! UVA!
Hoo-rah-ray! Hoo-rah-ray! HEY! HEY! UVA!
Condé Nast delenda est.
November 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Condé Nast delenda est.
Anybody else trying to figure out if their Shout! Factory orders are ever gonna ship now? Also what the hell is Gruv? This looks like the site people order from on a basic cable TV show.
November 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Anybody else trying to figure out if their Shout! Factory orders are ever gonna ship now? Also what the hell is Gruv? This looks like the site people order from on a basic cable TV show.
I'm sorry, Balatro, but a 400,000 ante on the final boss blind? I had the Mime and Hanging Chad and Fibonacci and every one of my six jokers were polychrome and I couldn't get close. That's ridiculous.
November 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'm sorry, Balatro, but a 400,000 ante on the final boss blind? I had the Mime and Hanging Chad and Fibonacci and every one of my six jokers were polychrome and I couldn't get close. That's ridiculous.
I just heard my first Christmas song of the year out in the wild. I don't care that it was "2,000 Miles", it is way too early.
October 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I just heard my first Christmas song of the year out in the wild. I don't care that it was "2,000 Miles", it is way too early.
The only Joker I want at my table is the one that plays every card in your hand, or maybe the one that lets you skip numbers in straights!
less sports betting, more balatro
October 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The only Joker I want at my table is the one that plays every card in your hand, or maybe the one that lets you skip numbers in straights!
Shout! Factory has been such a constant presence for great releases and stuff I know I'll always take a rider on. I get the feeling this is step one in Enshitiffication or--even worse--a full closure. I hope I'm wrong.
October 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Shout! Factory has been such a constant presence for great releases and stuff I know I'll always take a rider on. I get the feeling this is step one in Enshitiffication or--even worse--a full closure. I hope I'm wrong.
La-Dee-Dah.
La-Dee-Dah.
La-La.
...yeah.
La-Dee-Dah.
La-La.
...yeah.
October 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
La-Dee-Dah.
La-Dee-Dah.
La-La.
...yeah.
La-Dee-Dah.
La-La.
...yeah.
When CBS fires her in six months remind me to post "More like buried Weiss, am I right?"
Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report.
CBS News' new boss once auditioned for 'The View' — and 'wasn't invited back': report
Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report. Variety reported on Tuesday that Weiss auditioned for "The View" when host Me...
bit.ly
October 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
When CBS fires her in six months remind me to post "More like buried Weiss, am I right?"
TRON: What if you met god and helped him become a better person?
TRON Legacy: What if god created the universe but did it so badly that Jesus had to blow up everything but his sister?
TRON Ares: What if even Garrett Hedlund said no to a sequel?
TRON Legacy: What if god created the universe but did it so badly that Jesus had to blow up everything but his sister?
TRON Ares: What if even Garrett Hedlund said no to a sequel?
October 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
TRON: What if you met god and helped him become a better person?
TRON Legacy: What if god created the universe but did it so badly that Jesus had to blow up everything but his sister?
TRON Ares: What if even Garrett Hedlund said no to a sequel?
TRON Legacy: What if god created the universe but did it so badly that Jesus had to blow up everything but his sister?
TRON Ares: What if even Garrett Hedlund said no to a sequel?
I'm watching this Ed Gein show on Netflix and it feels like they decided his whole character should be the "My name Jeff" moment from 22 Jump Street.
October 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'm watching this Ed Gein show on Netflix and it feels like they decided his whole character should be the "My name Jeff" moment from 22 Jump Street.
CBS airing an interview with an AI Bored Ape hocking sports betting is maybe the absolute nadir of American broadcasting.
October 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
CBS airing an interview with an AI Bored Ape hocking sports betting is maybe the absolute nadir of American broadcasting.
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RIP Patricia Routledge one of the best ever to do it.
October 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
RIP Patricia Routledge one of the best ever to do it.