Jimmy Pete
@jimmypete.bsky.social
Comedian, writer, pilot, tinker.
Have no fear! Very soon King David Dennison will fix the entire economy with one stroke of his Sharpie!
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Have no fear! Very soon King David Dennison will fix the entire economy with one stroke of his Sharpie!
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I will never stop translating these videos. My heart breaks over what these elderly people have gone through and are still going through because of Russia.
Liudmyla’s story is just one of hundreds of thousands. That’s how many internally displaced people are now living in the Sumy region⤵️
Liudmyla’s story is just one of hundreds of thousands. That’s how many internally displaced people are now living in the Sumy region⤵️
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I will never stop translating these videos. My heart breaks over what these elderly people have gone through and are still going through because of Russia.
Liudmyla’s story is just one of hundreds of thousands. That’s how many internally displaced people are now living in the Sumy region⤵️
Liudmyla’s story is just one of hundreds of thousands. That’s how many internally displaced people are now living in the Sumy region⤵️
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Reporters must stop accepting this. Options:
-Laughing at him. Long and hard (combine with others)
-"It's your job to be informed"
-"How can Americans take you seriously when you always claim ignorance?"
-"I've never heard a speaker claim ignorance so often"
-"Nancy Pelosi knew what was happening"
-Laughing at him. Long and hard (combine with others)
-"It's your job to be informed"
-"How can Americans take you seriously when you always claim ignorance?"
-"I've never heard a speaker claim ignorance so often"
-"Nancy Pelosi knew what was happening"
Q: Just last week a minister was shot directly in the face with a pepper round by a DHS agent that left his face bloodied. Are you concerned that this is a religious freedom issue?
MIKE JOHNSON: I can't comment on any of those instances. I haven't seen or heard any of those videos
MIKE JOHNSON: I can't comment on any of those instances. I haven't seen or heard any of those videos
October 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Reporters must stop accepting this. Options:
-Laughing at him. Long and hard (combine with others)
-"It's your job to be informed"
-"How can Americans take you seriously when you always claim ignorance?"
-"I've never heard a speaker claim ignorance so often"
-"Nancy Pelosi knew what was happening"
-Laughing at him. Long and hard (combine with others)
-"It's your job to be informed"
-"How can Americans take you seriously when you always claim ignorance?"
-"I've never heard a speaker claim ignorance so often"
-"Nancy Pelosi knew what was happening"
Still waiting on Alcatraz to be reopened 😂 😂 😂
October 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Still waiting on Alcatraz to be reopened 😂 😂 😂
President David Dennison wants the biggest 747 because he thinks bigger is better. Actually the smaller 747 was chosen on purpose because it flies higher and faster than the bigger models, and has the flexibility to take off and land at more airports.
October 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
President David Dennison wants the biggest 747 because he thinks bigger is better. Actually the smaller 747 was chosen on purpose because it flies higher and faster than the bigger models, and has the flexibility to take off and land at more airports.
Release Jack Smith's January 6th files.
October 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Release Jack Smith's January 6th files.
Average building cost in America is $150 per square foot. The new White House ballroom is costing $3333 per square foot, which is 22 times the average cost.
October 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Average building cost in America is $150 per square foot. The new White House ballroom is costing $3333 per square foot, which is 22 times the average cost.
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Don't need bugs when Tulsi submits the daily briefings.
October 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Don't need bugs when Tulsi submits the daily briefings.
People, please. President David Dennison tore down the east wing of the White House for US. He did it so Melania won't be able to set up her gaudy fooking Christmas decorations this year. Chill.
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
People, please. President David Dennison tore down the east wing of the White House for US. He did it so Melania won't be able to set up her gaudy fooking Christmas decorations this year. Chill.
Has anyone checked to see if the White House demolition project has a permit?
October 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Has anyone checked to see if the White House demolition project has a permit?
Due process is abandoned, masked thugs kidnap citizens off the street, the government is shut, the White House is being torn down, we've surrendered our War on Cancer, the food pantry line in my hometown is three blocks long, but things are looking great because the Oval Office is gilded with gold!
October 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Due process is abandoned, masked thugs kidnap citizens off the street, the government is shut, the White House is being torn down, we've surrendered our War on Cancer, the food pantry line in my hometown is three blocks long, but things are looking great because the Oval Office is gilded with gold!
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"Incontinent US President publishes video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on his people from a plane" is a scenario you would have had a hard time selling as the most dystopian satire only 20 years ago.
October 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"Incontinent US President publishes video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on his people from a plane" is a scenario you would have had a hard time selling as the most dystopian satire only 20 years ago.
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Imagine thinking they ever cared about debt, fraud, waste, abuse, or anything of the sort. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/u...
October 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Imagine thinking they ever cared about debt, fraud, waste, abuse, or anything of the sort. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/u...
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🚨 NEWS: Colombian President Gustavo Petro accuses U.S. government officials of murder and violating Colombia’s sovereignty and says the Trump-ordered strike of a boat in the Caribbean killed a fisherman named Alejandro Carranza.
October 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
🚨 NEWS: Colombian President Gustavo Petro accuses U.S. government officials of murder and violating Colombia’s sovereignty and says the Trump-ordered strike of a boat in the Caribbean killed a fisherman named Alejandro Carranza.
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An astonishingly large crowd!
Chicago
Chicago
October 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
An astonishingly large crowd!
Chicago
Chicago
If we're close enough to rescue survivors, we're close enough to intercept. Also close enough to pick up a bit of evidence.
apnews.com/12820c173da3...
apnews.com/12820c173da3...
US has seized survivors after strike on suspected drug-carrying vessel in Caribbean, AP sources say
The U.S. has seized survivors after a strike on a suspected drug-carrying vessel in the Caribbean, the first since President Donald Trump began launching deadly attacks in the region this summer.
apnews.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If we're close enough to rescue survivors, we're close enough to intercept. Also close enough to pick up a bit of evidence.
apnews.com/12820c173da3...
apnews.com/12820c173da3...
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Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that.
No phones, no staff, nothing.
I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!
No phones, no staff, nothing.
I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!
Johnson: "Grijalva should be working for her constituents right now. I don't know what she's doing. I keep seeing their political stunt videos. She should be in her office. She should be working or in the district for her constituents" (Grijalva is not in fact a Rep. b/c Johnson refuses to seat her)
October 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that.
No phones, no staff, nothing.
I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!
No phones, no staff, nothing.
I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!
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This quote from Sydney Reid, who was acquitted in a humiliating case for Jeanine Pirro today, is <>.
She's right tho--criminal cases have the possibility to backfire in really significant way.
www.huffpost.com/entry/sidney...
She's right tho--criminal cases have the possibility to backfire in really significant way.
www.huffpost.com/entry/sidney...
October 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This quote from Sydney Reid, who was acquitted in a humiliating case for Jeanine Pirro today, is <>.
She's right tho--criminal cases have the possibility to backfire in really significant way.
www.huffpost.com/entry/sidney...
She's right tho--criminal cases have the possibility to backfire in really significant way.
www.huffpost.com/entry/sidney...
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This. Said. It. All. ⬇️⬇️
Please. Share. So. Everyone. Knows. The. Truth.
Please. Share. So. Everyone. Knows. The. Truth.
October 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This. Said. It. All. ⬇️⬇️
Please. Share. So. Everyone. Knows. The. Truth.
Please. Share. So. Everyone. Knows. The. Truth.
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Hey. Hi. Tom Homan is on camera taking a $50k bribe and no one knows where the money went. If this was any other administration, this would be non-stop on the news. Why are we normalizing this stuff?
October 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Hey. Hi. Tom Homan is on camera taking a $50k bribe and no one knows where the money went. If this was any other administration, this would be non-stop on the news. Why are we normalizing this stuff?
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This idiot keeps bragging about the 20 hostages being released in another country while he's kidnapping thousands of people a day here in America.
Fuck him and the fascism he rode in on.
Fuck him and the fascism he rode in on.
October 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This idiot keeps bragging about the 20 hostages being released in another country while he's kidnapping thousands of people a day here in America.
Fuck him and the fascism he rode in on.
Fuck him and the fascism he rode in on.
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We are past time to do something about this. Apparently you don’t have to have a uniform or a badge or anything now. You can just have duct tape in your pocket and go take down anybody you want to. #thisisfascism
October 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
We are past time to do something about this. Apparently you don’t have to have a uniform or a badge or anything now. You can just have duct tape in your pocket and go take down anybody you want to. #thisisfascism
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October 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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THESE PAGAN LIBTARD WAR DANCES CAN ONLY PRESAGE CALAMITY!!
MEIN LEADER PRÄSIDENT TRUMP, HERR REICHSCOUCHVUCKER VON VANCE, HERR VERRÜCKTPSYCHO STEPHANMÜLLER, DER VOLK DEMAND YOU DEPLOY DIE PANZERBRIGADEN NOW!!!
Vielen Damk für your attention to this matter
MEIN LEADER PRÄSIDENT TRUMP, HERR REICHSCOUCHVUCKER VON VANCE, HERR VERRÜCKTPSYCHO STEPHANMÜLLER, DER VOLK DEMAND YOU DEPLOY DIE PANZERBRIGADEN NOW!!!
Vielen Damk für your attention to this matter
October 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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