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If she lived in space, man
I'd built a plane
I'd built a plane
Pinned
19. Alternative Christmas
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Rules are meant to be broken, aren't they. The only Christmas playlist you'll need this year.
Ho ho ho! 🎅
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Ho ho ho! 🎅
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Things are creaking at the seams for Eddie Howe's NUFC. He's questioned the mentality of his players. His defenders injured because he's ran them into the ground. I take no pleasure in observing it but his career peaked 18 months ago & it's been coming. He was given far too much control at the club.
December 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Things are creaking at the seams for Eddie Howe's NUFC. He's questioned the mentality of his players. His defenders injured because he's ran them into the ground. I take no pleasure in observing it but his career peaked 18 months ago & it's been coming. He was given far too much control at the club.
Looked out the old indestructible Hoka Gore-Tex walking slippers.
Picked up the wreaths from my farmer pal & took them to the cemeteries.
Found lense cleaner attached t inside of the inside pocket of my 'photographers field jacket'.
Took a photo of some steaming manure under the morning sun.
Picked up the wreaths from my farmer pal & took them to the cemeteries.
Found lense cleaner attached t inside of the inside pocket of my 'photographers field jacket'.
Took a photo of some steaming manure under the morning sun.
December 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Looked out the old indestructible Hoka Gore-Tex walking slippers.
Picked up the wreaths from my farmer pal & took them to the cemeteries.
Found lense cleaner attached t inside of the inside pocket of my 'photographers field jacket'.
Took a photo of some steaming manure under the morning sun.
Picked up the wreaths from my farmer pal & took them to the cemeteries.
Found lense cleaner attached t inside of the inside pocket of my 'photographers field jacket'.
Took a photo of some steaming manure under the morning sun.
It's cracking the flags out. There has been eejits playing golf on the council par 3 every day recently
December 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
It's cracking the flags out. There has been eejits playing golf on the council par 3 every day recently
- 2 foods that absolutely must be on your Christmas dinner table please.
- 2 foods that must not get anywhere near your Christmas dinner plate please.
- 2 foods that must not get anywhere near your Christmas dinner plate please.
December 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
- 2 foods that absolutely must be on your Christmas dinner table please.
- 2 foods that must not get anywhere near your Christmas dinner plate please.
- 2 foods that must not get anywhere near your Christmas dinner plate please.
Remember when we all went through that Harris Tweed phase?
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Remember when we all went through that Harris Tweed phase?
Go to bed Man United v Bournemouth, you're drunk.
December 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Go to bed Man United v Bournemouth, you're drunk.
Bloody hell.
December 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Bloody hell.
As a Union man through and through, I've rarely seen a Union read the room so badly as the BMA. Aye, let's just give every public servant backdated pay rises to when they were at school.
December 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
As a Union man through and through, I've rarely seen a Union read the room so badly as the BMA. Aye, let's just give every public servant backdated pay rises to when they were at school.
The Beta Band - Dry The Rain (Live on KEXP)
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December 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
A very diplomatic Martin O'Neill has been on Talksport for over an hour. He wasn't asked to stay on. He idolises Peter Lawwell, trusts The Board, has called out the Green Brigade & their fans who disrupted their AGM. Egged on by White & Jordan. W Nancy refused his offer of a handover on each player.
December 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
A very diplomatic Martin O'Neill has been on Talksport for over an hour. He wasn't asked to stay on. He idolises Peter Lawwell, trusts The Board, has called out the Green Brigade & their fans who disrupted their AGM. Egged on by White & Jordan. W Nancy refused his offer of a handover on each player.
That Bondi Beach terrorist attack is grim. It sticks out because you don't hear about shootings in Australia. I heard on their radio over the weekend Australia introduced severe gun laws after Port Arthur mass murder in '96. Like Scotland did after Dumblane.
December 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
That Bondi Beach terrorist attack is grim. It sticks out because you don't hear about shootings in Australia. I heard on their radio over the weekend Australia introduced severe gun laws after Port Arthur mass murder in '96. Like Scotland did after Dumblane.
I've just got around to finishing race across the world. I wasn't even going to bother.
I wouldn't let the organisers plan a trip to the Asda.
There's far too much sob story & far too little travelling.
I'd quite like Anita Rani's dad Bal to adopt me.
The Kemp siblings. Aye, the Kemp siblings!
I wouldn't let the organisers plan a trip to the Asda.
There's far too much sob story & far too little travelling.
I'd quite like Anita Rani's dad Bal to adopt me.
The Kemp siblings. Aye, the Kemp siblings!
December 15, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I've just got around to finishing race across the world. I wasn't even going to bother.
I wouldn't let the organisers plan a trip to the Asda.
There's far too much sob story & far too little travelling.
I'd quite like Anita Rani's dad Bal to adopt me.
The Kemp siblings. Aye, the Kemp siblings!
I wouldn't let the organisers plan a trip to the Asda.
There's far too much sob story & far too little travelling.
I'd quite like Anita Rani's dad Bal to adopt me.
The Kemp siblings. Aye, the Kemp siblings!
Let the meltdown begin. No Celtic manager has ever lost his first 2 matches. He's lost his first 3 including being played off the park by St Mirren in a cup final.
December 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Let the meltdown begin. No Celtic manager has ever lost his first 2 matches. He's lost his first 3 including being played off the park by St Mirren in a cup final.
Wilfried Nancy has Russell Martin posters on his bedroom wall.
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Wilfried Nancy has Russell Martin posters on his bedroom wall.
HAHAHA! St Mirren 3 - 1 Wilfried Nancy's Celtic in the league cup final
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
HAHAHA! St Mirren 3 - 1 Wilfried Nancy's Celtic in the league cup final
Kasper Schmeichel selling a goal in a cup final
December 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Kasper Schmeichel selling a goal in a cup final
Wilfried Nancy's Celtic!
(waaaay too early)
(waaaay too early)
December 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Wilfried Nancy's Celtic!
(waaaay too early)
(waaaay too early)
Peter Drury is the absolute worst person to be commentating on this non derby.
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Peter Drury is the absolute worst person to be commentating on this non derby.
Jesus. Remember when McMoomins used to have the whole North East on toast by claiming the Sunderland and Newcastle teams were basically in the same city? Now Durham has been lumped in with them. Incredible.
It's a nonsensical comment, the vast majority of the northeast, from north Northumberland to south Co.Durham, every town and village in-between support Newcastle or Sunderland. The two cities are basically joined together by every town in-between. You can think that doesn't qualify it if you like
December 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Jesus. Remember when McMoomins used to have the whole North East on toast by claiming the Sunderland and Newcastle teams were basically in the same city? Now Durham has been lumped in with them. Incredible.
Who knew that pointing out Sunderland v Newcastle United isn't a derby would initiate similar fume to calling Michael Jackson a wrong'un on the old bird app?
Can you mute your own threads on here?
Can you mute your own threads on here?
December 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Who knew that pointing out Sunderland v Newcastle United isn't a derby would initiate similar fume to calling Michael Jackson a wrong'un on the old bird app?
Can you mute your own threads on here?
Can you mute your own threads on here?
I got in last night with a kebab but decided I wanted hot morello cherry pie and cold custard. I've just been for a walk - even the urban gulls and crows won't touch cold donor meat.
December 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I got in last night with a kebab but decided I wanted hot morello cherry pie and cold custard. I've just been for a walk - even the urban gulls and crows won't touch cold donor meat.
Reposted
Isn't a derby 🧐
December 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Isn't a derby 🧐
He must think people are stupid.
Oh, wait!
He's tragically bad at this coup nonsense.
The ball is entirely in his court. Stand for election as an MP once a seat is available or haud yer wheesht, man.
Oh, wait!
He's tragically bad at this coup nonsense.
The ball is entirely in his court. Stand for election as an MP once a seat is available or haud yer wheesht, man.
December 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM
He must think people are stupid.
Oh, wait!
He's tragically bad at this coup nonsense.
The ball is entirely in his court. Stand for election as an MP once a seat is available or haud yer wheesht, man.
Oh, wait!
He's tragically bad at this coup nonsense.
The ball is entirely in his court. Stand for election as an MP once a seat is available or haud yer wheesht, man.
