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This is the plonker if you can be bothered looking further. He did sell 1 tech start up for £3m+ to fund this vanity castle.

bsky.app/profile/jimm...

jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 1d

It's dark already. Big lamp on, a brew, 4 dark chocolate hobnobs and last night's Grand Designs. I'm hoping to shout at the telly more than the average Everton fan.

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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 3h

He's a hero of mine. As sharp as a tack too.

jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 3h

Erm. A round plastic thingy holding 3 pin socket can be easily twisted into its rectangle housing in the wall and removed again to get at the wires. Can be used via USB in the event of a power cut 🤷‍♂️

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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 4h

My bad bsky.app/profile/jimm...

jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 1d

It's dark already. Big lamp on, a brew, 4 dark chocolate hobnobs and last night's Grand Designs. I'm hoping to shout at the telly more than the average Everton fan.

jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 4h

Mum killed dad, blamed the housekeeper, cashed in his insurance policies.

jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 4h

Oh yes. You'll be shouting at the telly like you're at a home game.

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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 4h

She's the one he'd have listened to if she'd said to him "come on, Son. You've lost 3 million. You've still got a mil plus to get going again if you cut your losses now".

She'll end up living in it because he'll sell her house from under her to finish it.

jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 4h

Gimme a bit, Turnstiles. Once I've made dinner.

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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 4h

Not a chance. I swear that socket tech already exists. His mum enables him by treating him like a child.

The monstrosity looked like an old water works.

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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 4h

Yak's going to have to attend work until he's all shrivelled and old just to pay for your NHS bill.

jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 4h

This week's Grand Designs by the way. I hope big Kev McCloud rushes out the follow-up soon just to let us know the pair of plonkers have lost everything. The daft prick has never had anyone say no to him in his puff. A castle indeed!