Custardsteeth
@clownsbootz.bsky.social
An old, lefty, Newcastle fan, tired of politics and tiring of today's football, other than that, a ray of fucking sunshine
Listening to Kemi Badenoch, with all the economic answers, to all the problems her government must have obviously ignored for 14 years
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Listening to Kemi Badenoch, with all the economic answers, to all the problems her government must have obviously ignored for 14 years
When did obstruction morph into great defending?
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
When did obstruction morph into great defending?
I think we did ok there, Hall and Livramento lift us to another level imo, two great players, good defenders, great athletes, and get up and down the pitch. There can't be many, if any, better fullback pairings in the league
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I think we did ok there, Hall and Livramento lift us to another level imo, two great players, good defenders, great athletes, and get up and down the pitch. There can't be many, if any, better fullback pairings in the league
Hall and Livramento make us such a better team
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hall and Livramento make us such a better team
Mad dog ricking the spzl kit
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Mad dog ricking the spzl kit
The disappointment from the commentator that city didnt get a pen
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The disappointment from the commentator that city didnt get a pen
I've got high blood pressure, and that cunt Pope isn't fucking helping it
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I've got high blood pressure, and that cunt Pope isn't fucking helping it
You could have drove a fucking bus through the near post
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You could have drove a fucking bus through the near post
1 win in 35 meetings v Man City, I knew it was bad, but ffs, we're even defying the law of averages
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
1 win in 35 meetings v Man City, I knew it was bad, but ffs, we're even defying the law of averages
I bought some shoes from Asphaltgold in Germany, £130, the p&p, and took it over £135 (the limit), which means I have a customs charge as postage is included.
That charge is £70.46!! Fucking robbing bastards. If I dont pay and they're returned fuck knows what costs I'll incur or if they return them
That charge is £70.46!! Fucking robbing bastards. If I dont pay and they're returned fuck knows what costs I'll incur or if they return them
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I bought some shoes from Asphaltgold in Germany, £130, the p&p, and took it over £135 (the limit), which means I have a customs charge as postage is included.
That charge is £70.46!! Fucking robbing bastards. If I dont pay and they're returned fuck knows what costs I'll incur or if they return them
That charge is £70.46!! Fucking robbing bastards. If I dont pay and they're returned fuck knows what costs I'll incur or if they return them
Ramsdale now going for another relegation
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Ramsdale now going for another relegation
Off to Newcastle in 20 minutes for a few beers and Jim Jeffries
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Off to Newcastle in 20 minutes for a few beers and Jim Jeffries
Absolutely fucking shocking display
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Absolutely fucking shocking display
Dreadful so far, giving it away too easily, I'd have Burn off for Hall, Barnes on for Gordon and Ramsey on for Joelinton
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Dreadful so far, giving it away too easily, I'd have Burn off for Hall, Barnes on for Gordon and Ramsey on for Joelinton
Royal commentators, what a weird bunch of arse lickers. Praising the King for stripping Andrew of his titles and some of his privileges. All Charlie has done is try prolong the existence of these archaic parasites
October 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Royal commentators, what a weird bunch of arse lickers. Praising the King for stripping Andrew of his titles and some of his privileges. All Charlie has done is try prolong the existence of these archaic parasites
Prince Andrew, or Andrew as he's now known, it's hard to judge who is more upset, him or Jenni Bond?
October 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Prince Andrew, or Andrew as he's now known, it's hard to judge who is more upset, him or Jenni Bond?
Slot, manager of the champions, with one of best academics in football, fresh from winning the transfer window with a £400m+ spend, bemoaning the size of his squad. Admittedly, after European giants, the free spending Crystal Palace, beat them for the third time this season
October 30, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Slot, manager of the champions, with one of best academics in football, fresh from winning the transfer window with a £400m+ spend, bemoaning the size of his squad. Admittedly, after European giants, the free spending Crystal Palace, beat them for the third time this season
Empty seats at Liverpool, YNWA? Hmmm
October 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Empty seats at Liverpool, YNWA? Hmmm
Gyokres is utter dogshit, a touch like a brick wall, the speed of a three-legged tortoise, and the finishing ability of a blind cunt in a wheelchair
October 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Gyokres is utter dogshit, a touch like a brick wall, the speed of a three-legged tortoise, and the finishing ability of a blind cunt in a wheelchair
Zia Yusuf apologising for racist comments made by his Reform colleague Sarah Pochin. Next level irony
October 26, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Zia Yusuf apologising for racist comments made by his Reform colleague Sarah Pochin. Next level irony
I saw this on here the other day, I'm watching MOTD, and fuck me, that ref tried his hardest to get Liverpool an equaliser
October 26, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I saw this on here the other day, I'm watching MOTD, and fuck me, that ref tried his hardest to get Liverpool an equaliser
Shirt pulling only an offence for other teams, then?
As long as we're clear
As long as we're clear
October 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Shirt pulling only an offence for other teams, then?
As long as we're clear
As long as we're clear
Ffs Sunlun title charge!
Have I woken up in an alternative universe?
Have I woken up in an alternative universe?
October 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Ffs Sunlun title charge!
Have I woken up in an alternative universe?
Have I woken up in an alternative universe?
Sissoko still playing for Watford!
October 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Sissoko still playing for Watford!
You have to feel for Liverpool and Slot, after unsettling Isak to the point thathe wouldn't travel or play, but not enough to put a transfer request in, and then making a low ball offer for the player, who was then encouraged to go on strike, I real do feel #Nufc have a lot to answer for
October 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
You have to feel for Liverpool and Slot, after unsettling Isak to the point thathe wouldn't travel or play, but not enough to put a transfer request in, and then making a low ball offer for the player, who was then encouraged to go on strike, I real do feel #Nufc have a lot to answer for