The #1 way to explain America working properly is by saying “comedians can make fun of he President on TV.” A good way to explain fascism is “the President forces companies to fire those comedians as a condition of allowing them to conduct business.”

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So thrilled with Cory Booker. He must be so exhausted but he is so inspirational

Happy #Caturday to Gidget, who showed up in the yard feral and pregnant in 2018 and now lives the coziest indoor life

In a world of Matts, be a Derek.

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

If you don’t already follow Chuck Wendig because of his books (which you should read), follow him for his sweet bird pics and his amazing alt text descriptions.

The only fox news I care about

Jake Elliott is restoring my faith in Jake Elliott

Ann (@anntelnaes.bsky.social) is absolutely brilliant, and while her words here are scathing, they are not inflammatory. they're just spot-fucking-on. what a huge loss for the Post. anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...

I wish I could bottle the serenity of this snowy winter night. No sounds breaking the stillness, just utter peace

I joined Twitter in 2009, at the time to follow football fans who could help me understand ref’s calls that I found incomprehensible. I finally deactivated it today in disgust. If anyone has any good Michigan (Go Blue! Go Lions!) and Pennsylvania (We Are! Go Eagles!) accounts to follow, let me know