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Jezi Helle 👹

@jezibelle.bsky.social

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Nevertheless, she persisted, bitching the entire way. Queer, neurodivergent, frequently hyperbolic, kind of odd. Doesn't owe you an argument. She/her. @Jezi_Belle at the old place.

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · Jun 17

*to the TMNT theme tune*
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
And it's only Tuesday
Mother fucker

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 4m

I wish mine still did that. I don't know if it's meds fatigue or burnout, but I still can't get anything done even with the pills. They make me feel less frantic and scattered, but don't actually help me DO anything.

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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 30m

I've got a few bills coming up and YOU might have a need of some spooky stuff. So, a thread. Please mute if my art offends.

Handcast, painted, and sealed.

Skulls so blue, $27.20.

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Hillary crafted and handpainted these skulls to adorn your ears. Components: plaster of Paris, epoxy clay, acrylic paint, Mod Podge, stainless steel posts Lead/nickel free

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Spacey Kacey @kaceyisspacey.bsky.social · 5h

Trans healthcare and surgeries being held behind monetary thresholds doesn't make them bougie, it's ransom

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Tricksy Wizard @tricksywizard.bsky.social · 45m

Hi friends <3 Trout here on a hard day. I've been let go from my job ⛈️. I'd appreciate any leads you have for:

💙 A people ops generalist for benefits, admin, payroll, and engagement programing
📣 A recruiter
🛩️ An executive assistant
✒️ A freelance writer (samples on tricksywizard.com)

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 54m

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I dream of telling stories that make people that happy, but if I can at least help them get there, I'll be delighted!

Now I just gotta finish the degree and the CPA...

Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 1h

I'd been considering a VPN just in general, so I went ahead and tossed Proton a tenner a month. But I'm addicted to the scroll AMD understand it's not worth that for everyone. Especially since I have to turn it off to use most restaurant apps.

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 1h

To quote a great bard of the olden times--

"Of course I'm cocky
Ain't nobody better than me
I'm a blood elf
What the hell did you expect me to be?"

Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 1h

You should definitely do what's best for you, but you're one of my favorite things about this place, for what it's worth. I wouldn't blame you for leaving, though.

Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 2h

(and I can't write original content to save my life, I was born to play in established sandboxes.)

Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 2h

(I'm not saying dude is perfect, but I have big friggin' feelings about Azeroth, okay)

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 2h

I can be an accountant at Blizzard, right? They have jobs in gaming for CPAs?

If I can't be the next Chris Metzen when I grow up, I can at least help them get paid.

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 3h

I mean, it depends on how far back you go. I was a teenage libertarian (which sounds like a horror movie) in the late 90s and bearly oughts. With the exception of the bizarre turbo-loathing of the Clintons, it was pretty sane.

But ten, even fifteen years ago? It was pretty much this.

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 4h

If your go to attacks on horrible people are about their weight, their appearance, their mental health, their able bodiedness, congratulations...you're doing the same thing they do.

Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 4h

I'm not trying to be a dick.

But they picked two fat republicans for a bunch of jokes when the young republicans said the worst shit imaginable.

My fat ass is out there fighting for what's right.

Stop equating fat with bad or less. Stop telling ME I'm one annoyance away from being your target.

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 4h

I did not sleep last night and now I'm vaguely nauseous. Awesome.

Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 5h

(I did dabble in RPF when I was much younger and the Internet was a very different place. And if something like this came out about one of my ships I would have a literal stroke.)

Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 5h

I got a bougie name brand tumbler as a gift at work, so I decided to start a sticker collection on it. First one courtesy @tinywerewolves.com!

Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 5h

Promise I'm not a stalker, I just scrolled back to see if this was you! <_< I was Jezriyah at the Trial of Stomach.

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 5h

... or maybe I'll roll up a dude troll for the explicit purpose of wearing that mog.

I really like spiting night elves.

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Stein Makes Games ➡️ #GodotFest @steinmakesgames.bsky.social · 9h

Making a settings menu and got an idea:

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 5h

Never seen the movie, not a horror/scary fan, but can absolutely confirm "local critter but More" is a winner down here.

... now I want one about a giant mutant man-eating catfish.

Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 5h

Yo, are you the Benchflip from the Lantern Festival server?

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 5h

I kinda want to get it just to slap it on my lady troll, just FOR the inappropriateness.

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 5h

I've got rewards accounts for Giant Eagle and Michael's, and a cable sign up for someone in Hawaii once that came with a bunch of address and contact info, but nothing that egregious yet!

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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 7h

Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 6h

They're two different situations. This isn't one faction attacking the other, it's both factions attacking a common foe that happens to be in a capital city. Org is the most direct comparison. Also I'm doing this Doylist, not Watsonian.