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Jey
@jey.bsky.social
💙 husband and mother to Design Systems
❤️ Chief Shitpost Officer of #DesignSky
💛 they/them
💚 podcast host: HowGayThouArt.com
🤍 design: jeyausten.com
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Bluesky is fun.

Feels like old Twitter.

So much overconfidence in ignorant positions!

I missed this! 🦃
November 28, 2024 at 9:48 PM
the way people i haven’t seen in 20 years congratulated me on Zohran winning youd think i lived in new york
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week.

@wired.com #ICE
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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He doesn't actually need to drink blood or anything, that's just a thing you start to do when you become a billionaire
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
which is more likely? A giant donation from Zuckerberg to food banks across the country?

Or Billie Eilish content getting deprioritized on meta’s platforms in the wake of her saying billionaires are gross and short?
October 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
that good good leftist pussy got me masking every hole
October 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
bar for hot lesbians called the burning bush
October 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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i have what u call... tree autism

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCXP...
Irish Forestry Scandal
YouTube video by Kev Collins
www.youtube.com
October 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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FUCK ISRAEL I WILL SPIT ON YOU FOR AS LONG AS YOU TREAT PALESTINIANS LIKE THIS
October 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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it's not libel, it's my headcanon
October 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
never had a breeding kink in my life but the way things are going this tboy is gonna get me pregnant
October 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“i don’t owe you a conversation” cool i don’t owe you friendship
September 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
girl is dy|an at the wh!te h0use dinner because they just ipoed or because they have access to the visual IP of every company or bc …,. he’s a theil fellow?
September 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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fka twigs arrives at the 2025 MTV VMAs with braids formed into a pair of headphones #fashionsky #musicsky #2025VMAs
September 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
bro this industry is so complicit in some deep shit
September 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
i will never understand how people don’t change as they get older. what do you mean you’re not interested in growing as a person???
August 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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leave those spelling errors in. its the only hting that differentiates us from the clankers.
August 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
every time i want to check an ex’s page i check my friends bluesky’s instead. We are investing in our future and communities that want us, not looking back 😤🖤
August 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
i’m the only one in my friend group with blue eyes so today i got right behind them and whispered in their ear “winter is coming” and scared the shit out of my friends at the pool party
August 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
howdy, partner🖤✨
August 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Everyone wants to spill the tea; no one wants to mop the floor
August 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I think I’m finally done with the casual situationships phase of my life, I want to wake up and have my lover for breakfast every morning
August 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
welp thanks to subway it’s been 0 days since i’ve cried to chappell roan
August 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
i hit 30 and i’ve already worked for big tech and now that my contract has ended i am refinishing cabinets and selling freshly harvested peaches on the side of the road with my friends and spending time calling my parents and taking my nephew shopping and dancing all night with my friends
August 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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RT if you live under a rock
July 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM