Jessica
@jesswoodchuck.bsky.social
Summersider, Leafs fan, board game expert, iced coffee enthusiast, certified eyeball checker
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Jessica
@jesswoodchuck.bsky.social
· Feb 7
Guys..... I wiped out so hard on the front deck of the Brothers 2 that a man in the restaurant eating his supper saw it and came outside to see if I was dead
Imagine you were like 30, and as a 30 year old, you kinda know what food you like and what you don't. And then one time you eat shahi paneer and it's like, the best thing you ever had. You wonder how you lived your life without it, cause it is so good.
I don't have to imagine, it happened to me.
I don't have to imagine, it happened to me.
December 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Imagine you were like 30, and as a 30 year old, you kinda know what food you like and what you don't. And then one time you eat shahi paneer and it's like, the best thing you ever had. You wonder how you lived your life without it, cause it is so good.
I don't have to imagine, it happened to me.
I don't have to imagine, it happened to me.
After 11 straight months of constant pain in my right Achilles tendon, I (almost, it was close and I think that counts) had a pain free day! I would like to thank ice packs, my rheumatologist, a heel lift I got on Amazon, the tremfya I had to inject into my own leg, and Jesus Christ
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
After 11 straight months of constant pain in my right Achilles tendon, I (almost, it was close and I think that counts) had a pain free day! I would like to thank ice packs, my rheumatologist, a heel lift I got on Amazon, the tremfya I had to inject into my own leg, and Jesus Christ
I high key hate the grinch. Get that abomination away from me.
December 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I high key hate the grinch. Get that abomination away from me.
Move over blue-blocking glasses, I just got an ad for glasses that intentionally shine blue light right into your eyes 😅
December 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Move over blue-blocking glasses, I just got an ad for glasses that intentionally shine blue light right into your eyes 😅
I'm jet lagged, just got up from a 13 hour nap, I had to stop my immunosuppressants because I'm sick so now my joints feel like I've been run over by a truck.
If you see me at the C+B corner cafe looking a mess in a sweat suit and crocs, look the other way, I just really want a bagel rn.
If you see me at the C+B corner cafe looking a mess in a sweat suit and crocs, look the other way, I just really want a bagel rn.
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I'm jet lagged, just got up from a 13 hour nap, I had to stop my immunosuppressants because I'm sick so now my joints feel like I've been run over by a truck.
If you see me at the C+B corner cafe looking a mess in a sweat suit and crocs, look the other way, I just really want a bagel rn.
If you see me at the C+B corner cafe looking a mess in a sweat suit and crocs, look the other way, I just really want a bagel rn.
We couldn't go to Belgium because the whole country was on strike, so we stopped by Charles and Camilla's
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
We couldn't go to Belgium because the whole country was on strike, so we stopped by Charles and Camilla's
I was wondering why the Netherlands is so obsessed with the pope when I don't think there's a huge proportion of Catholic people here. I saw pictures, figurines, chocolate bits, all shaped like the pope.
Now after 2 days I have realized that their version of Santa just kind of looks like the pope.
Now after 2 days I have realized that their version of Santa just kind of looks like the pope.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I was wondering why the Netherlands is so obsessed with the pope when I don't think there's a huge proportion of Catholic people here. I saw pictures, figurines, chocolate bits, all shaped like the pope.
Now after 2 days I have realized that their version of Santa just kind of looks like the pope.
Now after 2 days I have realized that their version of Santa just kind of looks like the pope.
I've been in Europe for 5 days and I gotta say something mean: would it kill you people to put some spice in your food, my god.
It doesn't need to be super hot! but can I get a jalapeño? Some buffalo sauce even? I ordered samosas that were billed as "spicy" and it was as spicy as white milk.
It doesn't need to be super hot! but can I get a jalapeño? Some buffalo sauce even? I ordered samosas that were billed as "spicy" and it was as spicy as white milk.
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I've been in Europe for 5 days and I gotta say something mean: would it kill you people to put some spice in your food, my god.
It doesn't need to be super hot! but can I get a jalapeño? Some buffalo sauce even? I ordered samosas that were billed as "spicy" and it was as spicy as white milk.
It doesn't need to be super hot! but can I get a jalapeño? Some buffalo sauce even? I ordered samosas that were billed as "spicy" and it was as spicy as white milk.
I just got off an Air Canada flight, and it didn't have the promised wifi, but it did have cockroaches!
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I just got off an Air Canada flight, and it didn't have the promised wifi, but it did have cockroaches!
I went up west to get my winter tires and somehow ended up getting a lecture, and a viewing of an associated Land and Sea episode, about the dangers of clear-cutting woodlots.
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I went up west to get my winter tires and somehow ended up getting a lecture, and a viewing of an associated Land and Sea episode, about the dangers of clear-cutting woodlots.
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Hey Google, play Michael Bublé entire Christmas album fireplace crackling cozy vibes 6 hours YouTube video
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Hey Google, play Michael Bublé entire Christmas album fireplace crackling cozy vibes 6 hours YouTube video
I love sitting on my couch with my back to the heat pump while it blows warm air on me. This is what it must feel like to be a tiny chicken under an infrared light
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I love sitting on my couch with my back to the heat pump while it blows warm air on me. This is what it must feel like to be a tiny chicken under an infrared light
What is it about an afternoon nap that makes your mouth taste like an animal crawled in there and died while you were asleep
November 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
What is it about an afternoon nap that makes your mouth taste like an animal crawled in there and died while you were asleep
The West Edmonton Mall has a cowboy boot store, a church, and a gun range in it. Leaning really hard into its stereotypes, I feel.
October 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The West Edmonton Mall has a cowboy boot store, a church, and a gun range in it. Leaning really hard into its stereotypes, I feel.
Not me realizing that my anti-nausea wrist bands are missing 2 hours before my flight from Charlottetown to Toronto to Alberta 🤡
October 16, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Not me realizing that my anti-nausea wrist bands are missing 2 hours before my flight from Charlottetown to Toronto to Alberta 🤡
Leafs at 3, Blue Jays at 6?
Sounds like rotting on my couch with a bbq chicken pizza is calling my name
Sounds like rotting on my couch with a bbq chicken pizza is calling my name
October 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Leafs at 3, Blue Jays at 6?
Sounds like rotting on my couch with a bbq chicken pizza is calling my name
Sounds like rotting on my couch with a bbq chicken pizza is calling my name
I have had a really awful week so I showed up to my nanas house just about in tears, and she gave me a hug and a grilled cheese sandwich 😭
October 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I have had a really awful week so I showed up to my nanas house just about in tears, and she gave me a hug and a grilled cheese sandwich 😭
I just had a shahi paneer so good my soul left my body. They took it off the menu at House of Spice like a year ago and I may have to call and beg for them to put it back on 🤤
October 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I just had a shahi paneer so good my soul left my body. They took it off the menu at House of Spice like a year ago and I may have to call and beg for them to put it back on 🤤
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The post office doesn't need to turn a profit.
The fire department doesn't need to turn a profit.
The water filtration plant doesn't need to turn a profit.
We receive common goods and services in exchange for taxation and citizenship, it's a crazy new idea called "government"
The fire department doesn't need to turn a profit.
The water filtration plant doesn't need to turn a profit.
We receive common goods and services in exchange for taxation and citizenship, it's a crazy new idea called "government"
September 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The post office doesn't need to turn a profit.
The fire department doesn't need to turn a profit.
The water filtration plant doesn't need to turn a profit.
We receive common goods and services in exchange for taxation and citizenship, it's a crazy new idea called "government"
The fire department doesn't need to turn a profit.
The water filtration plant doesn't need to turn a profit.
We receive common goods and services in exchange for taxation and citizenship, it's a crazy new idea called "government"
Does anyone have a recommendation for things to do, places to eat in (the) Miramichi?
My dad always calls it THE Miramichi. Is that a thing? Is that just a thing he does? Is it like The Brae up west?
My dad always calls it THE Miramichi. Is that a thing? Is that just a thing he does? Is it like The Brae up west?
September 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Does anyone have a recommendation for things to do, places to eat in (the) Miramichi?
My dad always calls it THE Miramichi. Is that a thing? Is that just a thing he does? Is it like The Brae up west?
My dad always calls it THE Miramichi. Is that a thing? Is that just a thing he does? Is it like The Brae up west?
3 years ago today, we were in for a rough one
September 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
3 years ago today, we were in for a rough one
My dad often answers the phone "Hello, Rip N Tear Logging!" So I got shirts made for his fictional logging company for his birthday 🤩
September 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My dad often answers the phone "Hello, Rip N Tear Logging!" So I got shirts made for his fictional logging company for his birthday 🤩
The granny square sweater is such a moment. My nana is an icon 💅🏻
September 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The granny square sweater is such a moment. My nana is an icon 💅🏻
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I was so determined not to be one of those Everything Was Better When I Was Young people but then the world just objectively went to shit
September 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I was so determined not to be one of those Everything Was Better When I Was Young people but then the world just objectively went to shit