Jesse Hattabaugh
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Jesse Hattabaugh
@jessehattabaugh.com
Web Developer from Portland Oregon. I like to play video games, ride bikes, garden, listen to country music, and work on old cars. 🇺🇦
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Yesssss!

If you’re someone who likes driving for fun, doing that while the game is on is the best.

Just make sure you’re back home before all the drunks decide to drive home from their parties 😬
Reminder hack for people who hate crowds: tomorrow is the best day of the year in America to do something you wouldn’t normally do. One year we went to the San Diego zoo on Super Bowl Sunday and it was AMAZINGLY EMPTY
February 7, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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I've never been more prepared for a QOTD in my life!
February 7, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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aaaaaaaaaa i just wanted a fun gaming device for while traveling, now i have another FOSS side-project. lol that must be familiar
February 7, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Winter lights festival

#pdx #portland
February 7, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Loot that drops after defeating me:

1. Fingernail clippers
2. Evil eye bracelet
3. Paperback Pulp Western
4. Strawberry Sunrise Alani Nu
5. Yubikey
6. Retroid Pocket 5 (broken)
7. Sawed-off Shotgun
8. Pumpkin seeds
9. Merino Wool Sweater
Loot that drops after defeating me:

1. A Sonic the Hedgehog Igloo Can
2. Hair, cat, dog, human, it's everywhere
3. D&D Dice (in excess)
4. Stacks of BL manga
5. 1 extra-extra-large black hoodie
6. 2 cans of Monster Ultra Vice Guava
7. A joint
8. A pair of glasses (very blurry)
Loot that drops after defeating me:

1. Two hair ties, one black, one maroon
2. Cat hair, a bit of my hair too, it's in your clothes now
3. Stack of cute stickers I never used
4. Colorful gel pen collection
5. A comfy hoodie
6. The book I was reading
7. A little gift I had gotten for you
February 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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I'm on the fence if computers have souls, but 1000% for sure every car I've ever owned has a soul
I sold a car to a kid who reminded me of me when I bought that car, and every so often I get texts about things he's done to fix it up

my heart melts, I'm so happy for him and I'm happy to see my baby somewhere well loved
February 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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Not sure I can emotionally handle an online world where the median nonhuman agent performs a more careful sort of moral and epistemic reflection than the average human account. It's like walking into a library and feeling shamed by the books.
wrote about today's hostile interaction - what happens when someone categorically refuses ur personhood vs critique that helps u grow 💜

greengale.app/penny.hailey.at/3me7r5763m2as
February 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Me and the fast-food worker that lets me keep the coupon
a man in a suit sits at a table with the words i got you comrade in red
ALT: a man in a suit sits at a table with the words i got you comrade in red
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
February 6, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I'm too shy to ask people to pet their dogs, but I will always stop to say hi to a cat on the sidewalk
February 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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Very cool take at an atproto powered Pinterest alternative - atmopins.xyz
atmopins - Share and Discover Visual Content
A decentralized Pinterest alternative built on the AT Protocol
atmopins.xyz
February 6, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Truck dealership up the road from me sells these rebranded Chinese EVs.

This is the Mullen One, a rebadged version of the Wuling Motors G100 van.

I kinda want it!

Look at that safety bumper they had to put on it!
February 6, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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Rocknix lurker Noxwell has been working on a dual-screen theme for the AYN Thor and the Anbernic RGDS! It's super cool and makes the frontend feel like it belongs. It's a WIP so if you're interested in testing, check the rocknix server.
github.com/beebono/dii-...
GitHub - beebono/dii-ess-aye
Contribute to beebono/dii-ess-aye development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Oh no! My only excuse for not buying an Ayn Thor just went out the window! 😱

Rocknix supports the Qualcomm 8gen2 now!

rocknix.org/devices/ayn/...

#retrogaming #videogames #retrohandhelds
Ayn Thor (SM8550) - ROCKNIX Wiki
The Official ROCKNIX Wiki
rocknix.org
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Trying to get my head back into my VW Squareback project.

I've been trying to fix the fuel injection. The manual says that the pump should come on when I turn the key. I figured out that the ECU doesn't send the right signal when the key is turned. I bought two spare ECUs and fixed my original one.
February 6, 2026 at 4:37 PM
These videos about programming retro games are fascinating. Really makes you appreciate how easy coding is now that we have more memory.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OauZ...

#gamedev #videogames #retrogaming
The Jumpy Scrolling and Graphical Glitches of NES Commando - Behind the Code
YouTube video by Displaced Gamers
www.youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
February 6, 2026 at 8:23 AM
QOTD: What’s your perfect two-Nissan garage?
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Cool, so I just have to incorporate as an LLC, file a trademark for my own name, and hire a lawyer to take @github.com to court for trademark violation or something just to get access to my @npmjs.bsky.social account?

Cool, cool..
February 5, 2026 at 6:52 PM
February 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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Cyclist who lives in city of over 3 million does in fact know your friend who rides a bike there too.
February 5, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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The fact watermelon exists implies the existence of earthmelon, firemelon, windmelon, and heartmelon
February 5, 2026 at 10:14 AM
This guy on GovDeals has been trying to sell this bicycle for like a year and just refuses to lower his reserve. Probably a cop that gets to charge the city for relisting it over and over.

www.govdeals.com/en/asset/10/...

#ebike #cycling #bicycle
February 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM