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Jesse Noonan
@jesseanoonan.bsky.social
dumb music boy with an album out now
ffm.to/JNtragedy
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hi welcome to my nerdy gay music account that also posts about football for like four months
if you’re not watching louisiana-arkansas st right now, there have been 5 louisiana penalties and 5 turnovers so far

it’s still the first quarter
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
no i promise, THIS will be the organizer that fixes me
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
upon further introspection, yes i would let tyler huntley explain sex to my child
November 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
the point of theme parks is to drain you of all of your money by giving you an endless amount of goofy stuff to wear on your head
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
made a trip to Mecca yesterday
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
does keenan allen breaking the all time reception records for the chargers get me extra fantasy points
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
80s horror movie-ass football uniform (complimentary)
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
oh, to have the unearned confidence of a robot vacuum driving full speed into a baseboard
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
having a crisis in the taco bell
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
i told third eye blind to have a good show backstage at a music festival and the daggers they shot at me still haunt me
I asked this before over at The Old Place and the answers delighted me. So again:

Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?

I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
November 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
two queens maximizing their joint slay IN QUEENS
A busy first day as your Mayor-elect: early morning interviews, transition announcements and meetings. More to say on all of it tomorrow.

But a highlight was lunch with my Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social at Laliguras Bistro in Jackson Heights.
November 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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refuse to add context to this
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
doesn’t sound like much of a party to me
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
“mayor mamdani” is simply too satisfying to say, of course he won
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
GO HAWKS
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
lol, lmao
Hugh Freeze out at Auburn, per multiple reports
November 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
bases loaded in the bottom of the ninth in game seven of the World Series? alright what hack is writing this shit
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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"stuff keeps on happening while we're talking to these managers"
THE GAME
THE GAME KEEPS HAPPENING
THEY ARE PLAYING THE SEVENTH GAME OF THE WORLD SERIES RIGHT NOW
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
based ball
"What the fuck man?"
"Fuck you, motherfucker"
November 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
oh i’m LOCKED IN on Florida-Georgia right now
November 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
god bless college football, part 8601
"The ruling on the field is that the lights went out in the middle of the play" 😂
November 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
wait til he finds out their odds on winning the grey cup
Louisiana governor Jeff Landry : “A chance of getting to the Bowl Championship Series, at this point, is pretty null.”

Brian Kelly getting fired is the gift that keeps on giving.
#CFB
October 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
possibly the most louisiana accent to ever exist
WATCH: #Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry on who will 'not' be selecting the next coach of #LSUfootball #lagov #lalege #LouisianaFirstNews
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM