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Jennifer Hepburn @jennann513.bsky.social · 14h

Always a good time at the school Fall Carnival

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Jennifer Hepburn @jennann513.bsky.social · 21h

Finally…the husbands…

I’m convinced 75% of all the husbands are secretly closeted!! Connor being my number one suspect!! There are so many signs and signals that majority of these marriages are a bit lavender 😉

#TheSecretLivesOfMormonWives

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Jennifer Hepburn @jennann513.bsky.social · 21h

Jen-
The most naive. Really doesn’t know how to balance adulthood, mom life, marriage and friends. Would benefit from stepping back for a bit and decide what she really wants and be honest with herself

Whitney-
Girl, “Momtok” is the least of your problems. Kick your husband out and move away!!

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Jennifer Hepburn @jennann513.bsky.social · 21h

Layla-
Why is she even part of this group? Just be young and in your 20’s and go party. Like why are you hanging out with this group when you don’t even want to be Mormon?

Mikayla-
Again, why is she part of this group? Really doesn’t contribute anything, hates the drama, he husband hates it??

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Jennifer Hepburn @jennann513.bsky.social · 21h

Demi-
Drama queen. Takes everything from a 3 and instantly makes it a 10. Loves to stir the pot and start stuff between other couples

Jessi-
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Drama queen. Takes everything from a 3 and instantly makes it a 10. Loves to stir the pot and start stuff between other couples…& looks like a drag 👸

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Jennifer Hepburn @jennann513.bsky.social · 21h

Taylor-
The biggest back stabber and everything she does is for “clout” as they like to say. She likes to play dumb and uses and abuses everyone she knows

Mayci-
The realest of the bunch and truest to herself. The only one of the group I would ever trust. Also super funny!

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Jennifer Hepburn @jennann513.bsky.social · 1d

Admittedly, I am not a big reality TV person. If I do watch it, it’s got to have a goal or purpose. Like survivor, dancing with the stars, etc. I much prefer a prize over drama.

I’ve recently started watching my first “real” reality show- #TheSecretLivesOfMormonWives

And I’m flabbergasted!!!

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Jennifer Hepburn @jennann513.bsky.social · 1d

#DeadMansToe 😂😂😂

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Jennifer Hepburn @jennann513.bsky.social · 2d

I really didn’t want to be this person, but I’m going to say it…this season of #DWTS is completely rigged. The scores this week made no sense and did not match the comments given. Very blatant favoritism

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theggforever.bsky.social @theggforever.bsky.social · 5d

Betty White feeding her huge St. Bernard, Stormy.

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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 5d

the haters are in shambles

JALEN HURTS. 19/23 PASSING. 326 PASSING YARDS. 3 TOUCHDOWNS. 158.3 PASSER RATING.

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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 8d

Walmart just bought the mall last week - everyone was just waiting for the other shoe to drop, and this was it.

Sounds like they’re planning to start tearing the place down in 2027 - exactly 50 years after Dawn of the Dead was filmed there.

Brandon Streussnig 📽️ @brndnstrssng.bsky.social · 8d

It feels a little dumb to mourn a mall but hearing the iconic Monroeville Mall from Dawn of the Dead is set to be torn down in the next few years kinda bummed me out. Grew up going there. Hope they keep some sorta landmark with the George Romero bust up somewhere at least

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rob dunson @wormsgreenrealm.bsky.social · 8d

Openly weeped watching ET at the theater at this mall some years ago. Then I walked across the hall and saw the Hallie Myers-Shyer romcom Home Again. I’ve Mallratted at this mall. Still do, tbh. Gonna hate to see it go.

Brandon Streussnig 📽️ @brndnstrssng.bsky.social · 8d

It feels a little dumb to mourn a mall but hearing the iconic Monroeville Mall from Dawn of the Dead is set to be torn down in the next few years kinda bummed me out. Grew up going there. Hope they keep some sorta landmark with the George Romero bust up somewhere at least

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Jennifer Hepburn @jennann513.bsky.social · 8d

Nothing about the #NFL makes sense to me right now.

How are the 2-4 Bengals beating the 4-1 Steelers and Joe Flacco and Aaron Rogers are the starting quarterbacks and it’s the year 2025!?!?!

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Jennifer Hepburn @jennann513.bsky.social · 10d

…You are such an incredible big sister and amazing friend to all! I’m so blessed you are ours and for all the love and joy you bring us! Happy birthday to our sweet Pumpkin, McKayla Marie!!

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Jennifer Hepburn @jennann513.bsky.social · 10d

…McKayla you are brilliant beyond measure! You go through life so curious about your next adventure! You are game for everything and want to experience everything the world has to offer! You lead with kindness and honesty. You’ll always be the first to lend a helping hand and never judge others…

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Jennifer Hepburn @jennann513.bsky.social · 10d

I thought I could make it until tomorrow, her actual birthday, but I’m afraid my emotions will be too high. How is my beautiful baby girl already 11?! I know everyone says you blink and they are grown up, but this is just crazy! An incredible young woman is blossoming before our eyes!…

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 11d

Drew Struzan has passed away at the age of 78

He created many iconic movie posters

The Thing poster and Back to the Future poster

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Jennifer Hepburn @jennann513.bsky.social · 11d

When your window is open and you’re playing music and some sales people start knocking on your door because clearly they know your home…

…So I turn the music up a little louder so they clearly know I’m ignoring them

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Jennifer Hepburn @jennann513.bsky.social · 11d

This monsoon season has been harsh recently! So many Arizona communities have suffered! Hoping everyone is okay!

ABC15 Arizona @abc15.com · 11d

#BREAKING: A temporary shelter is being opened in Tempe for those impacted by today's storms. City officials say at least 130 people are out of their homes because of severe storm damage.