Longing for an Xmas dynamic where we don't exchange gifts or anything but we congregate to smoke big fat bowls together
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Longing for an Xmas dynamic where we don't exchange gifts or anything but we congregate to smoke big fat bowls together
When I sit on the floor and fart, I wonder if my downstairs neighbor can hear it
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
When I sit on the floor and fart, I wonder if my downstairs neighbor can hear it
Nobody told me when I started working with middle schoolers that I'd have to say "No more growling, please" this much
October 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Nobody told me when I started working with middle schoolers that I'd have to say "No more growling, please" this much
Gygax help me, this player in my new DND game keeps trying to cite ChatGPT for PC builds...
September 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Gygax help me, this player in my new DND game keeps trying to cite ChatGPT for PC builds...
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My new conspiracy theory is that this diner I go to deliberately makes their coffee boiling hot to discourage me from slamming it thus reducing the amount of free refills I can get
August 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My new conspiracy theory is that this diner I go to deliberately makes their coffee boiling hot to discourage me from slamming it thus reducing the amount of free refills I can get
Give me the "fight scenes in kitchens where the bad guy gets his face pressed on the grill" supercut
August 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Give me the "fight scenes in kitchens where the bad guy gets his face pressed on the grill" supercut
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Just going to reiterate that in 2016 Trump inherited the lowest murder rate of any president in 50 years. He set reality aside, gave his “American Carnage” inaugural address, and was then the first president in 30 years to leave office with a higher murder rate than when he started.
...Voters really, really care about controlling immigration and crime. They just do. And if voters don’t think Democrats will take those issues seriously, they elect a garbage human like Trump who will seize the opportunity to expand his own power.
August 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Just going to reiterate that in 2016 Trump inherited the lowest murder rate of any president in 50 years. He set reality aside, gave his “American Carnage” inaugural address, and was then the first president in 30 years to leave office with a higher murder rate than when he started.
What stage of development is it when you're excited about new paper towel dispensers at work?
August 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What stage of development is it when you're excited about new paper towel dispensers at work?
One great perk of working in schools that nobody talks about is how the whole month of summer before it starts up again is like one big long Sunday evening where you're equal parts scared and sad
August 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
One great perk of working in schools that nobody talks about is how the whole month of summer before it starts up again is like one big long Sunday evening where you're equal parts scared and sad
If part of your hook in your YouTube short is "let me explain", I will not in fact let you explain to me
August 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
If part of your hook in your YouTube short is "let me explain", I will not in fact let you explain to me
Waiting for Bleusky, a social media platform dedicated solely to stinky cheeses
June 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Waiting for Bleusky, a social media platform dedicated solely to stinky cheeses
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Give me the lib pope I MUST see the conservatives split the church in my lifetime
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
May 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Give me the lib pope I MUST see the conservatives split the church in my lifetime
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Brb, just shotgunning random New Zealander podcasts so I can get the accent down for my new DND character
April 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Brb, just shotgunning random New Zealander podcasts so I can get the accent down for my new DND character
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The idea that the fascists cannot be defeated is the core of all fascist propaganda if you are spreading it you are spreading fascist propaganda it's as simple as that
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
April 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The idea that the fascists cannot be defeated is the core of all fascist propaganda if you are spreading it you are spreading fascist propaganda it's as simple as that
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
As a general rule, I really dislike pet names. Unless you're a diner waitress who's Too Old For This Shit, in which case you can call me anything you want
April 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
As a general rule, I really dislike pet names. Unless you're a diner waitress who's Too Old For This Shit, in which case you can call me anything you want
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Flipping through these Canadian hotel channels and it's like ~35-40% hockey stuff
April 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Flipping through these Canadian hotel channels and it's like ~35-40% hockey stuff
The bathroom of the hotel we're staying in is like 75% mirrors which looks neat but I don't know if I needed THAT many angles of me wiping my ass
April 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The bathroom of the hotel we're staying in is like 75% mirrors which looks neat but I don't know if I needed THAT many angles of me wiping my ass
IDK it feels like cheating to have the first word of your acronym be the acronym
March 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
IDK it feels like cheating to have the first word of your acronym be the acronym
No one can convince me that the best karaoke song isn't Gay Bar by Electric Six
March 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
No one can convince me that the best karaoke song isn't Gay Bar by Electric Six
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It wouldn’t seem possible that we could be living through this rapidly unfolding autocratic takeover with overt, explicit suppression of speech by the state and STILL ALSO have to put up this feverish imaginary discourse about “the fragile left” and “college campuses.” And yet. And yet.
March 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It wouldn’t seem possible that we could be living through this rapidly unfolding autocratic takeover with overt, explicit suppression of speech by the state and STILL ALSO have to put up this feverish imaginary discourse about “the fragile left” and “college campuses.” And yet. And yet.
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You claw your way towards justice through mud and shit.
always hated the line "the arc of history bends towards justice" cause like, do they think it bends that way under it's own weight? that the fascists get tired, see the error of their ways?
March 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
You claw your way towards justice through mud and shit.
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
The whole of human knowledge at my fingertips and I can't find a master list of all the ethnicities Fred Armisen has played
March 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The whole of human knowledge at my fingertips and I can't find a master list of all the ethnicities Fred Armisen has played