Jeff Stoyanoff
@jeffgstoyanoff.bsky.social
Geriatric millennial. Co-host of Horror Joy podcast. Gardener. Baker. English professor at Penn State Altoona. Medieval drama scholar. Queer studies. he/him 🏳️🌈
On one hand, Garden State hasn't really held up. On the other, its soundtrack is still one of the best.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
On one hand, Garden State hasn't really held up. On the other, its soundtrack is still one of the best.
Have to admit Patricia Routledge's death stings a bit more than I expected. What a talent. Keeping Up Appearances is such an excellent show. I will hold a candlelight supper in her honor.
October 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Have to admit Patricia Routledge's death stings a bit more than I expected. What a talent. Keeping Up Appearances is such an excellent show. I will hold a candlelight supper in her honor.
James Franklin is an idiot. If I have to work for a football team that has an education hobby, could we at least have a decent head coach?
September 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
James Franklin is an idiot. If I have to work for a football team that has an education hobby, could we at least have a decent head coach?
Every day is a new example of how incredibly stupid MAGAts are. It would be worth studying their brains if they weren't just scoops of Cracker Barrel mashed potatoes.
September 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Every day is a new example of how incredibly stupid MAGAts are. It would be worth studying their brains if they weren't just scoops of Cracker Barrel mashed potatoes.
The rewriting of Charlie Kirk's career and rhetoric is astonishing and also completely expected. If God truly cared about the affairs of mortals, Mike Johnson would have choked on his words last night.
September 15, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The rewriting of Charlie Kirk's career and rhetoric is astonishing and also completely expected. If God truly cared about the affairs of mortals, Mike Johnson would have choked on his words last night.
Maybe the rest of the world should just stand firm that white, Christian, American culture is a flaming sack of dog shit and should be shamed out of existence through boycotts and legislation.
September 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Maybe the rest of the world should just stand firm that white, Christian, American culture is a flaming sack of dog shit and should be shamed out of existence through boycotts and legislation.
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I know everything is awful, but if you work in early performance studies, consider submitting an abstract for next year's International Congress on Medieval Studies.
#academicsky #conference #cfp #medieval #earlymodern
#academicsky #conference #cfp #medieval #earlymodern
July 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I know everything is awful, but if you work in early performance studies, consider submitting an abstract for next year's International Congress on Medieval Studies.
#academicsky #conference #cfp #medieval #earlymodern
#academicsky #conference #cfp #medieval #earlymodern
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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Any elected Dem who expresses anything more sympathetic than “eat shit in hell you fascist fuck” should be treated with suspicion.
If they’re worried about a bad reaction they can stay silent or deflect and talk about working families and the economy or something like they always do on tough issues
If they’re worried about a bad reaction they can stay silent or deflect and talk about working families and the economy or something like they always do on tough issues
When it happens I understand Dems in government will feel compelled to release some sort of statement. I just hope it’s the lamest most generic condolence statement ever. Something along the lines of “I’m sorry that’s how he died”
August 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Any elected Dem who expresses anything more sympathetic than “eat shit in hell you fascist fuck” should be treated with suspicion.
If they’re worried about a bad reaction they can stay silent or deflect and talk about working families and the economy or something like they always do on tough issues
If they’re worried about a bad reaction they can stay silent or deflect and talk about working families and the economy or something like they always do on tough issues
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If Newsom truly wanted to be a visionary, he would direct the CA redistricting efforts to ignore the Congressional Reapportionment Act of 1929. Create 186 districts.* Send 186 new Representatives to Congress. Demand they all be seated. Maxim chaos.
August 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If Newsom truly wanted to be a visionary, he would direct the CA redistricting efforts to ignore the Congressional Reapportionment Act of 1929. Create 186 districts.* Send 186 new Representatives to Congress. Demand they all be seated. Maxim chaos.
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Our Meet Your Maker episode with @sadiehartmann.bsky.social is OUT NOW! Mother Horror is, indeed, MOTHER.
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#horrorsky #horror #horrorpod #horrorjoy #motherhorror
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a woman in a blue dress is holding a fan and saying mother has arrived .
Alt: a woman in a blue dress is holding a fan and saying mother has arrived .
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August 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Our Meet Your Maker episode with @sadiehartmann.bsky.social is OUT NOW! Mother Horror is, indeed, MOTHER.
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#horrorsky #horror #horrorpod #horrorjoy #motherhorror
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#horrorsky #horror #horrorpod #horrorjoy #motherhorror
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I'm back on the @horrorjoypod.bsky.social with Brian and Jeff to talk about 2022's The Menu and my upcoming novel, Where The Soul Goes. The intersections of food and horror, finding joy in both... It's all packed into this fun 45 minutes.
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August 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I'm back on the @horrorjoypod.bsky.social with Brian and Jeff to talk about 2022's The Menu and my upcoming novel, Where The Soul Goes. The intersections of food and horror, finding joy in both... It's all packed into this fun 45 minutes.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
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Today’s the day! FEAST OF THE PALE LEVIATHAN, my first novel, is officially out! Pre-orders are signed and getting shipped, you can request this at your local shop or library, you can get it off @bookshop.org, you can buy copies at Evening House (sites down atm for maintenance, but soon!)
August 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Today’s the day! FEAST OF THE PALE LEVIATHAN, my first novel, is officially out! Pre-orders are signed and getting shipped, you can request this at your local shop or library, you can get it off @bookshop.org, you can buy copies at Evening House (sites down atm for maintenance, but soon!)
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I'm also reminded that John gives us some really powerful words about looking at evil head-on and how horror helps us to do that.
#horrortherapy
#horrortherapy
Our Meet Your Maker episode with @johnchrostek.com is out today. John's new book, Feast of the Pale Leviathan, just came out on Tuesday. We talk about his excellent collection, Boxcutters, too!
#horrorsky #booksky #horrorfans
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#horrorsky #booksky #horrorfans
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August 29, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I'm also reminded that John gives us some really powerful words about looking at evil head-on and how horror helps us to do that.
#horrortherapy
#horrortherapy
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Our Meet Your Maker episode with @johnchrostek.com is out today. John's new book, Feast of the Pale Leviathan, just came out on Tuesday. We talk about his excellent collection, Boxcutters, too!
#horrorsky #booksky #horrorfans
redcircle.com/shows/979960...
#horrorsky #booksky #horrorfans
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Horror Joy
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August 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Our Meet Your Maker episode with @johnchrostek.com is out today. John's new book, Feast of the Pale Leviathan, just came out on Tuesday. We talk about his excellent collection, Boxcutters, too!
#horrorsky #booksky #horrorfans
redcircle.com/shows/979960...
#horrorsky #booksky #horrorfans
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I'm neglecting my personal account. Sorry, yinz! I'm so busy sharing the good news of horror over at @horrorjoypod.bsky.social. Check out our latest Meet Your Maker episodes and the main series episode that dropped Monday with @katsilvaauthor.bsky.social talking The Menu and Where the Soul Goes.
August 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I'm neglecting my personal account. Sorry, yinz! I'm so busy sharing the good news of horror over at @horrorjoypod.bsky.social. Check out our latest Meet Your Maker episodes and the main series episode that dropped Monday with @katsilvaauthor.bsky.social talking The Menu and Where the Soul Goes.
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This is one of the nicest things a writer can wake up to during their birthday week. Thank you so much, @jeffgstoyanoff.bsky.social and @horrorjoypod.bsky.social.🖤
August 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
This is one of the nicest things a writer can wake up to during their birthday week. Thank you so much, @jeffgstoyanoff.bsky.social and @horrorjoypod.bsky.social.🖤
I just saw a story about sorority recruiting at southern US universities. JFC, I want to die.
August 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I just saw a story about sorority recruiting at southern US universities. JFC, I want to die.
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Motherfucking wind farms…
You know, I really try to not engage in even the smallest amount of misogyny, but white conservative women are really some of the most ill-informed, willing pawns in this world. It's disgusting.
July 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You know, I really try to not engage in even the smallest amount of misogyny, but white conservative women are really some of the most ill-informed, willing pawns in this world. It's disgusting.
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The fallacye that "higher ed degree must leade to a job wyth same name" ys deeplye harmful to present-daye societye. A philosophye major kan do businesse just as well as a businesse major. Yn some wayes perhaps even bettir. Thys fallacye ys useful onlye to those who seeke to kill higher ed.
July 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The fallacye that "higher ed degree must leade to a job wyth same name" ys deeplye harmful to present-daye societye. A philosophye major kan do businesse just as well as a businesse major. Yn some wayes perhaps even bettir. Thys fallacye ys useful onlye to those who seeke to kill higher ed.
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal and a monster. He should be thrown into jail or executed by a firing squad- I'm not picky.
July 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal and a monster. He should be thrown into jail or executed by a firing squad- I'm not picky.
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Horror Joy's first episode of Meet Your Maker with Jake Tri is available TODAY! Please listen to learn more about Nightmare Soup (a Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark-esque collection). Share with your friends and fellow Horror fans.
#horrorsky #horrorpod #Horror
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#horrorsky #horrorpod #Horror
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Meet Your Maker with Jake Tri of Nightmare Soup
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July 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Horror Joy's first episode of Meet Your Maker with Jake Tri is available TODAY! Please listen to learn more about Nightmare Soup (a Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark-esque collection). Share with your friends and fellow Horror fans.
#horrorsky #horrorpod #Horror
redcircle.com/shows/979960...
#horrorsky #horrorpod #Horror
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We are excited for yinz to Meet Your Maker(s)! @claymcleod.bsky.social @authordileo.bsky.social @victoriadalpe.bsky.social @thomasha.bsky.social @sadiehartmann.bsky.social @katsilvaauthor.bsky.social @afsulli.bsky.social Jake Tri & Matthew Trifan (among others!)
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MYM Trailer Promo #horror #horrorauthor #podcast
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July 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
We are excited for yinz to Meet Your Maker(s)! @claymcleod.bsky.social @authordileo.bsky.social @victoriadalpe.bsky.social @thomasha.bsky.social @sadiehartmann.bsky.social @katsilvaauthor.bsky.social @afsulli.bsky.social Jake Tri & Matthew Trifan (among others!)
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I don't know if it's allergies or a summer cold, but good lord am I glad I bought tissues at the store the other day. 🤧
July 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I don't know if it's allergies or a summer cold, but good lord am I glad I bought tissues at the store the other day. 🤧