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Jeff Cytosine
@jeffeatsleaves.bsky.social
Posting with no discernable pattern about Pittsburgh, MLB, PWHL, and music from metal to barbershop

I work in genomics and might even post about that too

This profile used to be my real name but no longer
Shout out to the guy in my office who is second-screening a picture of a pie
November 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Very pleased and interested to see this in my Apple Music today
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My Roku remote app 1) closing itself whenever I lock my phone and 2) no longer having a power off button is turning me into a conspiracy theorist
October 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Geneticists Adding "ome" to things
🤝 that can be measured
October 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The tuba of Octoberfest is now playing eternally in the back if my mind
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I am now proficient at Vim! (it now only takes 2x as long as a mouse-based text editor)
October 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
We need a way to make rage-bait illegal. This will save journalism
wtaf are you talking about
October 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Actually pretty excited for #ASHG this year! Hopefully I can dodge the imposter-syndrome it brings me whenever I go
October 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I've started to work in just 20 minutes of paper-reading a day and it's both helped me learn how to read papers faster and rekindled my interest in science. Highly recommended!
October 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Reposted by Jeff Cytosine
October 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Check out the Saturday Light Brigade at 11:05 to hear me sing some barbershop harmonies to promote our showcase tomorrow at The Cellar at the Pittsburgh Winery!

slbradio.org/on-the-air/
On the Air - SLB Radio
slbradio.org
October 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I rarely walk along Penn at The Strip without muttering something to myself about wishing there were fewer cars there.

I hope the injunction gets lifted and the bike lanes can be put in.
www.pghcitypaper.com/columns/tran...
Transit Talk: YOMPA (Yes On My Penn Avenue) - Pittsburgh City Paper | News, Dining, Music, Best Of, Arts, Film
The lawsuit halting work on the Penn Ave. bike lane extension seems based on misconceptions.
www.pghcitypaper.com
October 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
Today could be Yankees Elimination Day. MAKE IT SO, RED SOX. ⚾
October 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Man it's crazy the Phillies haven't played for like a week
August 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
September used to be so far away!
August 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I once again understand my most complicated piece of code. Time to debug and completely forget how this works for 3 months.
August 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I accidentally left some rice out overnight and the internet has made me scared of rice bacteria, so FRIED RICE TIME
August 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I am enjoying the Hank Green app where a bean lives in your phone. I named mine Archibenes
August 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Good license plate I saw today: SLODAHN
August 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Incredible play by Trevor Story last night. Easy jump throw no-hopper!
August 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'm trying to make a basic event flyer from scratch and now understand that graphic designers are art wizards
August 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Shout out to the woman on a Jet-ski doing drive by complements on the Allegheny
August 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I still can't get over that super bowl score bug.
August 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I wish the MLB had broadcasting like the LLWS. Why can't I know Kyle Schwarber's favorite Gatorade flavor?
August 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Working on remote servers: 🤗
Doing the first time set-up: 😡😡😡😡
August 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM