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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 29m

Kill the real estate developer in your brain

cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 29m

Every single city in the United States has some variant of the “we got two seasons: winter and construction”

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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 30m

I think the White House demolition discourse misses the most important point: only a deranged tyrant willingly subjects people to more construction

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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 5h

Bruiser Wolf Has Returned

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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 19h

Rolled credits on ZA. Great game. If this is the future then I’m here for it, assuming the tutorials can be pared back.

cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 2d

Just got accused of writing AI text in a work email. I think it’s because I used an em dash. This is gonna fuck up my whole week.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 2d

ok the actual lesson is that everyone has to campaign in the nude. like the greeks of old

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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 3d

It’s actually fucking insane I am in my office and not the winding alleyways of Lumiose City

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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 3d

After light water boarding I admit I don’t understand the lyrics of Elderberry Wine bc I like how elderberry wine tastes more than champagne

cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 3d

Getting into a fight with my Gen-Z analogue by insisting that Wednesday is Speedy Ortiz-core. He’s calling me reductive and sexist. But if he’s right then that means I’m right, too. Or a version is. We’re the two hands of a stopped clock and have always been right and wrong in semi-synchronicity.

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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 3d

Misread a restaurant posting as having “unisex flavors” and I wanna try that

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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 5d

Play date with the lads tonight, very excited.

cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 7d

They don’t let you play Nintendo Switch 2 in lockup

cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 7d

Honestly the problem is that I’m too proficient a martial artist. Inevitably, id triumph in the conflict and then I’d probably have to fight some kinda uber-finance bro (Crypto-Krillionaire?) and that would be a whole thing.

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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 7d

To be clear re: the inimitable quoted poster, the first 10-15 runs was just them beating my ass.

cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 7d

Starting a fight with the finance bros who work across the floor so they beat me up so I go home and play Pokémon.

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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 7d

My goodness am I excited for Pokémon

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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 7d

One of the best recent “oh I get it now” moments in gaming. Incredible game, when it sings

Craig Jenkins @craigsj.bsky.social · 7d

i started playing absolum and they beating my ass

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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 7d

arancini

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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 9d

Bringing this one back:

cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · Apr 9

Bro tariff literally gonna take my job… bro that’s bad!

cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 10d

Patron of Saint of Being Wrong But It’s Everybody Else’s Problem

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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 10d

Columbus is unfortunately a pretty good mythic figure for the soul of this country

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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 10d

The Pro-Columbus community missed their shot to get me as a child. The Jewish Columbus myth was big at my Hebrew school, and as a DC/DMV kid, I got every fed holiday off school. And yet, something about the genocide put me off. Hard to figure out exactly why.

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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 13d

my instincts for what becomes a pop smash are terrible; i anticipate BABU blowing up

cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 14d

I have split the countries where I've read more than six books and ranked them entirely by what I liked reading, no objective valuations made