James
@jde1990.bsky.social
As seen on TV. Former nemesis of Elton John and Azealia Banks. Do engineering bits & bobs. Love to travel. Welcome to my eclectic collection of things I've thought worthy of seeing, saying, sorting.
📍 Midlands, UK
https://linktr.ee/jde1990
📍 Midlands, UK
https://linktr.ee/jde1990
I didn’t imagine BBC One to be showing Alan Carr and Amanda Holden wanking off sticks, but then it is after 9pm
December 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I didn’t imagine BBC One to be showing Alan Carr and Amanda Holden wanking off sticks, but then it is after 9pm
Suddenly very tired. Maybe a petit nap.
December 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Suddenly very tired. Maybe a petit nap.
I blame all these driverless cars, personally. Dolly Parton had a better work ethic with her eight-hour days.
Chris Rea, the singer and songwriter best known for the hit "Driving Home for Christmas," has died at 74, his family said. https://cnn.it/4anF7tw
December 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I blame all these driverless cars, personally. Dolly Parton had a better work ethic with her eight-hour days.
Bit awkward when an Apple TV show kicks off my Siri, when they're not even saying her name
December 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Bit awkward when an Apple TV show kicks off my Siri, when they're not even saying her name
Anyone want to join my weekly project management meeting? I'm on my own 😂
December 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Anyone want to join my weekly project management meeting? I'm on my own 😂
I'm gonna need a bigger hard drive.
A pirate activist group reportedly scraped and uploaded Spotify’s entire music catalog online ✳️
• Included 86M audio files — now circulating in bulk torrents totaling ~300 terabytes
• Spotify confirmed they are investigating the incident
(via billboard)
• Included 86M audio files — now circulating in bulk torrents totaling ~300 terabytes
• Spotify confirmed they are investigating the incident
(via billboard)
December 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I'm gonna need a bigger hard drive.
Not sure I quite ‘get’ Pluribus, but I’ll give it a bit more of a go. Ep 3 incoming.
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Not sure I quite ‘get’ Pluribus, but I’ll give it a bit more of a go. Ep 3 incoming.
Definitely not taking advantage of being home alone by getting McDonald’s 👀
December 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Definitely not taking advantage of being home alone by getting McDonald’s 👀
Decided to forego the daily informal Teams call as doubt my colleagues would like to see me in only a jockstrap
December 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Decided to forego the daily informal Teams call as doubt my colleagues would like to see me in only a jockstrap
Working from home and am one of three people I can see actually online. Joyous.
December 22, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Working from home and am one of three people I can see actually online. Joyous.
Finally in my proper bed, jock on as I’m out of clothes, and to relax. Solo roast tomorrow now I’ve finally got that damn chicken cooked.
December 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Finally in my proper bed, jock on as I’m out of clothes, and to relax. Solo roast tomorrow now I’ve finally got that damn chicken cooked.
Finally made it to hospital for visiting time… and dearest is fast asleep.
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Finally made it to hospital for visiting time… and dearest is fast asleep.
Morning all! Heading home to my own bed later. Hopefully with dearest in tow.
December 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Morning all! Heading home to my own bed later. Hopefully with dearest in tow.
AJ is such a beast
December 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
AJ is such a beast
I didn’t have a late-night visit to a Yorkshire A&E on the cards, but hey I’ve got a half-cooked roast dinner in the fridge to kill myself with tomorrow
December 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I didn’t have a late-night visit to a Yorkshire A&E on the cards, but hey I’ve got a half-cooked roast dinner in the fridge to kill myself with tomorrow
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Working the morning stint in my briefs. Cos why not.
December 19, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Working the morning stint in my briefs. Cos why not.
I see it’s time for the annual porn awards and the OF boys want in
December 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I see it’s time for the annual porn awards and the OF boys want in
Nice hot shower and I’m now exhausted.
December 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Nice hot shower and I’m now exhausted.
Back in my happy place at the caravan. Yes it’s cold, yes it’s raining, but I’m already feeling a bit more cheerful.
December 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Back in my happy place at the caravan. Yes it’s cold, yes it’s raining, but I’m already feeling a bit more cheerful.
Oooh, didn’t realise Waitrose did 20% off the cheese counter on Thursdays
December 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Oooh, didn’t realise Waitrose did 20% off the cheese counter on Thursdays
A nice chilled morning at work. What a change from 48 hours ago.
December 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
A nice chilled morning at work. What a change from 48 hours ago.
Think I’m at the delirium stage of low blood sugar, where dancing with the cat to 80s music in my head seems like a good idea
December 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Think I’m at the delirium stage of low blood sugar, where dancing with the cat to 80s music in my head seems like a good idea