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James
@jde1990.bsky.social
As seen on TV. Former nemesis of Elton John and Azealia Banks. Do engineering bits & bobs. Love to travel. Welcome to my eclectic collection of things I've thought worthy of seeing, saying, sorting.

📍 Midlands, UK

https://linktr.ee/jde1990
How the hell did I end up in a crappy gay bar
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’m in a pub in Bristol and I feel so old 😣
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Alright Brizzle?
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Friday is here, drinks in Bristol beckon later, just got to get through work first
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I suppose now thanksgiving is done we can all start to think about Christmas

🎶 Bwark the feral angels sing 🎶
🎶 Your mum is a slag with a gaping ring🎶
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Home and in bed with dearest and the cat. It’s good to be back.
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Happy thanksgiving to our traitors across the pond. You’re very welcome to have me in your lives.
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Developer who tried to fuck us over with snagging has come crawling back because he can’t get any of his new houses signed off without resolving our issues 🤭
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Piss up and brewery come to mind #Budget
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Well then Britain, today’s the day, let’s become a whole lot poorer
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Dearest wants to go up to the caravan. It’s the best part of a two-hour drive. He’s been on the phone for at least an hour now. We’ve not left.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Another tough day in the office
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Right, enough internet for now, I've got a report to write up.
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Shock and indeed horror that a drug not designed to treat Alzheimer's doesn't in fact treat Alzheimer's.
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Taxing milk. Seriously? We could tax companies or billionaires, but no, we'll tax milk.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Morning again? Maybe we'll have more luck tomorrow.
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
That's enough work for one day. Adieu.
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Anyone know of uplifting stories in the current news cycle? Maybe a casual genocide or something
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Why oh why do companies outsource customer service abroad? It simply doesn't work.
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Starting to think I’m cursed. Broadband switch failed until a 47 minute call with Vodafone sorted it, then my mobile switch failed until I called up, dearest is having a shitty day at work and I’m pretty much ready to just give up.
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Thinking the IT helpdesk queue countdown timer is run by the same people who do washing machines. Lost track of how long I've had one minute to go.
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Reintroduction Thread:

Name: James

Pronouns: He/Him/Me/Mine

Location: NW UK

Interests: Travel, food/cooking (too much), walking, tech, nature

Vocation: Engineering, shitposting, generally being a menace
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 AM
What to do with my evening…
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Get me to bed, sod the F1 at that stupid time
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Caravan tucked up in Yorkshire again, almost home time…
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM