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@jdan.me
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Author of the critically-acclaimed "Harry Potter" series of children's fantasy novels
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jordan @jdan.me · Oct 19
i’m collecting an army of some of the greatest posters go.bsky.app/KcbPrGj
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December 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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we just added FAIRIES to tldraw.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Please enjoy this playlist I made to be played in the bathrooms at the office this week open.spotify.com/playlist/0FF...
Notion
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November 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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A movie that takes place where you’re from
movie poster for clerks
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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I used jQuery and said “I’d like to work with @johnresig.com” and every job since has been a referral from a Khan Academy colleague
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What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Tried for three months but Apple Music is simply too buggy. I’m so sorry.
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Friendly reminder to always check your email 😅
An email Subject: Jordan <> Alexander Graham Bell From: Alexander Graham Bell <agb@yahoomail.com> to: me Hi Jordan, Any interest in inventing the telephone with me? We have early prototypes but could use your help -- agb
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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damn good work @draknek.bsky.social

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end credits for Spooky Express
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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#YangCanWin
NYC Mayor Race on polymarket, with Yes selected. A bit of $1 pays out $1,000
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Forever grateful to @evan.exposed for getting me off of Hey email and onto SaneBox w/ Gmail. Has completely fixed me

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November 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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an 18 year old just asked me i was “unc” for halloween :/
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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reaching enlightenment
the neovim editor with lazyvim editing ansi_shadow_spec.rb # frozen_string_literal: true RSpec.describe AnsiShadow::Text do it "recalls characters" do char = AnsiShadow::Text.new <<~TEXT x x xxx TEXT expect(char.to_s).to eq <<~TEXT.chomp █ █ ███ TEXT end end the font is a large mono-space Comic Sans, and the explorer on the left has a label in Katakana エクスプロール
October 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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teaching my coworkers chess because I miss danya
a chess mat on a light wooden table
October 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Some thoughts on flashcards being annoying or time-consuming to make voicemail.jordanscales.com#RE2d8a5b5f8e...
Voicemail
Jordan's Voicemail
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October 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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made a new blog voicemail.jordanscales.com
Voicemail
Jordan's Voicemail
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October 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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damn HTML was a really good idea
October 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Lumi is collabing with Tabo on a pop up at False House
October 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Wrote about "Data Abstraction" a la my favorite SICP chapter. Hopefully light and fun! notes.jordanscales.com/abstraction
Abstraction
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October 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Sensei said she can tell i’ve been studying because I read sentences really good
a white man in a traditional japanese robe standing next to a rack of CDs
September 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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A screenshot of https://github.com/ruby/ruby/commits?author=dhh showing "No commits history" on ruby/ruby for github user dhh
September 28, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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My morning and evening routines have both gotten so long I basically now only wake up and go to sleep
September 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Trying out @leaflet.pub thanks to @danabra.mov's recommendation. Really neat (and fast!) leaflet.pub/0887054a-cd7...
Hello, world!
This is actually the first "app" I've used my ATProto login for, outside of BlueSky.
leaflet.pub
September 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM