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I just want to say to every independent and “moderate Republican“ who thought Trump was the lesser of two evils…
How fucking evil did you think Kamala Harris could possibly be?!
How fucking evil did you think Kamala Harris could possibly be?!
The world would be much better off if Rob Reiner had gotten to post about Trump's death instead of what we got
December 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The world would be much better off if Rob Reiner had gotten to post about Trump's death instead of what we got
If you have to lose a crown and you have to go to the dentist at the last minute, I hope yours has this video playing for you too
December 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you have to lose a crown and you have to go to the dentist at the last minute, I hope yours has this video playing for you too
from what I have seen... left, right, and center...
Only ONE person has had anything remotely negative to say about Rob Reiner
And that disgraceful post says everything about him and nothing about one of the most caring, dedicated, and talented directors and actors
Only ONE person has had anything remotely negative to say about Rob Reiner
And that disgraceful post says everything about him and nothing about one of the most caring, dedicated, and talented directors and actors
December 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
from what I have seen... left, right, and center...
Only ONE person has had anything remotely negative to say about Rob Reiner
And that disgraceful post says everything about him and nothing about one of the most caring, dedicated, and talented directors and actors
Only ONE person has had anything remotely negative to say about Rob Reiner
And that disgraceful post says everything about him and nothing about one of the most caring, dedicated, and talented directors and actors
GOP lawmakers MUST comment on POSUS post about the loss of Rob Reiner
Much of the country is in mourning and shock...and we NEED to hear that this sickness is NOT supported by half the people that represent us
Much of the country is in mourning and shock...and we NEED to hear that this sickness is NOT supported by half the people that represent us
December 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
GOP lawmakers MUST comment on POSUS post about the loss of Rob Reiner
Much of the country is in mourning and shock...and we NEED to hear that this sickness is NOT supported by half the people that represent us
Much of the country is in mourning and shock...and we NEED to hear that this sickness is NOT supported by half the people that represent us
"I'll have what she's having"
Rob Reiner famously gave his mom the most memorable line in "When Harry Met Sally"
💔💔💔
Rob Reiner famously gave his mom the most memorable line in "When Harry Met Sally"
💔💔💔
December 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"I'll have what she's having"
Rob Reiner famously gave his mom the most memorable line in "When Harry Met Sally"
💔💔💔
Rob Reiner famously gave his mom the most memorable line in "When Harry Met Sally"
💔💔💔
It's a sock shoe sock shoe kind of day
RIP Rob Reiner -- you were such a gift
RIP Rob Reiner -- you were such a gift
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It's a sock shoe sock shoe kind of day
RIP Rob Reiner -- you were such a gift
RIP Rob Reiner -- you were such a gift
If you're not heartbroken at the loss of Rob Reiner, that says a lot about you
December 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
If you're not heartbroken at the loss of Rob Reiner, that says a lot about you
Me doing a word game:
OK...venue ✅
But Re-venue is NOT a word
Re-venue...re-venue... you cannot re-venue something...
Oh my God...
Revenue...
Duh!
OK...venue ✅
But Re-venue is NOT a word
Re-venue...re-venue... you cannot re-venue something...
Oh my God...
Revenue...
Duh!
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Me doing a word game:
OK...venue ✅
But Re-venue is NOT a word
Re-venue...re-venue... you cannot re-venue something...
Oh my God...
Revenue...
Duh!
OK...venue ✅
But Re-venue is NOT a word
Re-venue...re-venue... you cannot re-venue something...
Oh my God...
Revenue...
Duh!
Such happy news!
I helped with the transport that took this sweet 9-month-old girl out of a kill shelter to a safe one in my area -- and one of my friends adopted her today!
Darcy is going home tomorrow!!!!!
I helped with the transport that took this sweet 9-month-old girl out of a kill shelter to a safe one in my area -- and one of my friends adopted her today!
Darcy is going home tomorrow!!!!!
December 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Such happy news!
I helped with the transport that took this sweet 9-month-old girl out of a kill shelter to a safe one in my area -- and one of my friends adopted her today!
Darcy is going home tomorrow!!!!!
I helped with the transport that took this sweet 9-month-old girl out of a kill shelter to a safe one in my area -- and one of my friends adopted her today!
Darcy is going home tomorrow!!!!!
Dear Congress,
Imagine if you were as aware of your responsibility to the people and democracy as the Indiana state senate...
You may say I'm a dreamer...
Imagine if you were as aware of your responsibility to the people and democracy as the Indiana state senate...
You may say I'm a dreamer...
December 13, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Dear Congress,
Imagine if you were as aware of your responsibility to the people and democracy as the Indiana state senate...
You may say I'm a dreamer...
Imagine if you were as aware of your responsibility to the people and democracy as the Indiana state senate...
You may say I'm a dreamer...
Notice that guys usually say "would you make me the happiest man in the world and marry me"...
they never say "will you let me make you the happiest woman in the world if you'll marry me"
???
they never say "will you let me make you the happiest woman in the world if you'll marry me"
???
December 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Notice that guys usually say "would you make me the happiest man in the world and marry me"...
they never say "will you let me make you the happiest woman in the world if you'll marry me"
???
they never say "will you let me make you the happiest woman in the world if you'll marry me"
???
Whenever someone says "I didn't vote for this" ask them (politely): "Oh, what did you vote for?"
December 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Whenever someone says "I didn't vote for this" ask them (politely): "Oh, what did you vote for?"
Can you have just one shenanigan?
December 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Can you have just one shenanigan?
Last night I dreamt there was an Orca in Greenlake (small Seattle lake that’s 2.9 mi around). It kept breaching. It was fabulous & breathtaking.
I was telling people going by it was there so they could watch
Almost everyone I told said “oh yeah. That happens” and kept walking
That is so Seattle…
I was telling people going by it was there so they could watch
Almost everyone I told said “oh yeah. That happens” and kept walking
That is so Seattle…
December 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Last night I dreamt there was an Orca in Greenlake (small Seattle lake that’s 2.9 mi around). It kept breaching. It was fabulous & breathtaking.
I was telling people going by it was there so they could watch
Almost everyone I told said “oh yeah. That happens” and kept walking
That is so Seattle…
I was telling people going by it was there so they could watch
Almost everyone I told said “oh yeah. That happens” and kept walking
That is so Seattle…
How did I get 30 min of cardio today?
Trying to change the battery in an AirTag
Trying to change the battery in an AirTag
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
How did I get 30 min of cardio today?
Trying to change the battery in an AirTag
Trying to change the battery in an AirTag
Had a disagreement w/ a friend about how she handled something
Btwn wanting to process & not wanting to discuss over the holidays, I waited to tell her
She was understandably upset and also defensive. So she did what any of us would do:
Asked ChatGPT
she forwarded the response (w/o the prompt)
Btwn wanting to process & not wanting to discuss over the holidays, I waited to tell her
She was understandably upset and also defensive. So she did what any of us would do:
Asked ChatGPT
she forwarded the response (w/o the prompt)
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Had a disagreement w/ a friend about how she handled something
Btwn wanting to process & not wanting to discuss over the holidays, I waited to tell her
She was understandably upset and also defensive. So she did what any of us would do:
Asked ChatGPT
she forwarded the response (w/o the prompt)
Btwn wanting to process & not wanting to discuss over the holidays, I waited to tell her
She was understandably upset and also defensive. So she did what any of us would do:
Asked ChatGPT
she forwarded the response (w/o the prompt)
When I saw Jeff Garcia trending I thought an NFL coach saw Indy sign Philip Rivers and thought, "we can do better...
"Hold my Ensure"
(RIP Jeff Garcia, Voice Actor)
"Hold my Ensure"
(RIP Jeff Garcia, Voice Actor)
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
When I saw Jeff Garcia trending I thought an NFL coach saw Indy sign Philip Rivers and thought, "we can do better...
"Hold my Ensure"
(RIP Jeff Garcia, Voice Actor)
"Hold my Ensure"
(RIP Jeff Garcia, Voice Actor)
Calling Mike Johnson... Mike FUCKIN' Johnson
DO YOUR FUCKIN JOB!!!!!
DO YOUR FUCKIN JOB!!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Calling Mike Johnson... Mike FUCKIN' Johnson
DO YOUR FUCKIN JOB!!!!!
DO YOUR FUCKIN JOB!!!!!
Comments and quotes are disabled but I can’t help point out that the safety Nazi is taking photos while driving
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Comments and quotes are disabled but I can’t help point out that the safety Nazi is taking photos while driving
My brain is in a weird mood
No other way to describe it
No other way to describe it
December 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My brain is in a weird mood
No other way to describe it
No other way to describe it
Which NFL team is the biggest disappointment this year?
So many to choose from…
So many to choose from…
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Which NFL team is the biggest disappointment this year?
So many to choose from…
So many to choose from…
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ChatGPT is that friend in 2nd grade that will totally make up a story that sounds plausible just so you like them and want to keep hanging out with them
(but please don't tell it I said that jic)
#AI
(but please don't tell it I said that jic)
#AI
December 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
ChatGPT is that friend in 2nd grade that will totally make up a story that sounds plausible just so you like them and want to keep hanging out with them
(but please don't tell it I said that jic)
#AI
(but please don't tell it I said that jic)
#AI
Whoever the next Dem president it, i hope to G-d Leticia James is the AG!
We need an aggressive fighter who won't back down and is gonna make all these evil fuckers pay
We need an aggressive fighter who won't back down and is gonna make all these evil fuckers pay
December 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Whoever the next Dem president it, i hope to G-d Leticia James is the AG!
We need an aggressive fighter who won't back down and is gonna make all these evil fuckers pay
We need an aggressive fighter who won't back down and is gonna make all these evil fuckers pay
Dear Lamar,
Please tweet “Johnny”
Love,
Your fans
Please tweet “Johnny”
Love,
Your fans
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Dear Lamar,
Please tweet “Johnny”
Love,
Your fans
Please tweet “Johnny”
Love,
Your fans