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I just want to say to every independent and “moderate Republican“ who thought Trump was the lesser of two evils…
How fucking evil did you think Kamala Harris could possibly be?!
How fucking evil did you think Kamala Harris could possibly be?!
Lord give me the confidence of the Baltimore Ravens sending out an email telling us to vote for their players for the Pro Bowl
(ok...maybe Kyle Hamilton)
(ok...maybe Kyle Hamilton)
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Lord give me the confidence of the Baltimore Ravens sending out an email telling us to vote for their players for the Pro Bowl
(ok...maybe Kyle Hamilton)
(ok...maybe Kyle Hamilton)
I don’t feel like the Patriots sucked long enough
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I don’t feel like the Patriots sucked long enough
Serious question:
is ANYONE favored in the Steelers-Ravens game?
is ANYONE favored in the Steelers-Ravens game?
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Serious question:
is ANYONE favored in the Steelers-Ravens game?
is ANYONE favored in the Steelers-Ravens game?
In case you need to hear this…
It is definitely not your “last chance to save”
It is definitely not your “last chance to save”
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
In case you need to hear this…
It is definitely not your “last chance to save”
It is definitely not your “last chance to save”
Last night Lulu woke up at 3 AM and intentionally woke me
If she does that it’s usually bks she needs to go out NOW
But she didn’t… She just woke me up to cuddle
When I woke up at 6 I remembered I had a disturbing dream last night and realized she was trying to comfort me
Such a good girl 💜🐾
If she does that it’s usually bks she needs to go out NOW
But she didn’t… She just woke me up to cuddle
When I woke up at 6 I remembered I had a disturbing dream last night and realized she was trying to comfort me
Such a good girl 💜🐾
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Last night Lulu woke up at 3 AM and intentionally woke me
If she does that it’s usually bks she needs to go out NOW
But she didn’t… She just woke me up to cuddle
When I woke up at 6 I remembered I had a disturbing dream last night and realized she was trying to comfort me
Such a good girl 💜🐾
If she does that it’s usually bks she needs to go out NOW
But she didn’t… She just woke me up to cuddle
When I woke up at 6 I remembered I had a disturbing dream last night and realized she was trying to comfort me
Such a good girl 💜🐾
You just KNOW Aaron Rodgers has been practicing saying this at home “players need to take more accountability“ and his secret mystery wife told him “you HAVE to say that includes you“
He’s trying to pretend to be humble…
He’s trying to pretend to be humble…
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You just KNOW Aaron Rodgers has been practicing saying this at home “players need to take more accountability“ and his secret mystery wife told him “you HAVE to say that includes you“
He’s trying to pretend to be humble…
He’s trying to pretend to be humble…
Darnold getting to shut out the Vikings and their merry-go-round of QBs is a rare gift for a former Jet
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Darnold getting to shut out the Vikings and their merry-go-round of QBs is a rare gift for a former Jet
Apple Maps took me on such an absurd route from Ballard to Mercer Island that I think it might have gerrymandered me
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Apple Maps took me on such an absurd route from Ballard to Mercer Island that I think it might have gerrymandered me
When makeup companies use women’s names for their colors it’s obvious they don’t know what some of us went thru in middle and high school
No way I’m buying shit named after the mean girls
Plus how am I supposed to remember that “Amanda” is glimmering sheer rose?
No way I’m buying shit named after the mean girls
Plus how am I supposed to remember that “Amanda” is glimmering sheer rose?
November 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
When makeup companies use women’s names for their colors it’s obvious they don’t know what some of us went thru in middle and high school
No way I’m buying shit named after the mean girls
Plus how am I supposed to remember that “Amanda” is glimmering sheer rose?
No way I’m buying shit named after the mean girls
Plus how am I supposed to remember that “Amanda” is glimmering sheer rose?
Buying candles anytime soon?
You KNOW you want to use THIS promo code
You KNOW you want to use THIS promo code
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Buying candles anytime soon?
You KNOW you want to use THIS promo code
You KNOW you want to use THIS promo code
It's bonkers that after EVERYTHING he has put us through, we may get democracy back bks he used the R slur and his sec of insecure men said "kill them all"
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It's bonkers that after EVERYTHING he has put us through, we may get democracy back bks he used the R slur and his sec of insecure men said "kill them all"
Me: I love cuddling with you in the morning. How you stretch over and nuzzle me. How you love to stay in bed and lounge together. It’s my favorite moment of the day.
My dog: for the love of God please get boyfriend
My dog: for the love of God please get boyfriend
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Me: I love cuddling with you in the morning. How you stretch over and nuzzle me. How you love to stay in bed and lounge together. It’s my favorite moment of the day.
My dog: for the love of God please get boyfriend
My dog: for the love of God please get boyfriend
Yesterday instead of shopping, I hosted a friendly pickleball tournament
Every $ over the court fee is going to the local food bank
Someone else on the court even gave a cash donation
We raised $321 and people brought hundreds of $ worth of food
We turned Black Friday into Giving Friday 💜💜💜
Every $ over the court fee is going to the local food bank
Someone else on the court even gave a cash donation
We raised $321 and people brought hundreds of $ worth of food
We turned Black Friday into Giving Friday 💜💜💜
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Yesterday instead of shopping, I hosted a friendly pickleball tournament
Every $ over the court fee is going to the local food bank
Someone else on the court even gave a cash donation
We raised $321 and people brought hundreds of $ worth of food
We turned Black Friday into Giving Friday 💜💜💜
Every $ over the court fee is going to the local food bank
Someone else on the court even gave a cash donation
We raised $321 and people brought hundreds of $ worth of food
We turned Black Friday into Giving Friday 💜💜💜
Woman at the park: was your dogs name?
Me: Lulu. What is your dog name?
Her Scoby
Me: Scoby?
Her: yes… Scoby… You know like the kind of bacteria you used to make kombucha
(I did not know)
#seatrle
Me: Lulu. What is your dog name?
Her Scoby
Me: Scoby?
Her: yes… Scoby… You know like the kind of bacteria you used to make kombucha
(I did not know)
#seatrle
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Woman at the park: was your dogs name?
Me: Lulu. What is your dog name?
Her Scoby
Me: Scoby?
Her: yes… Scoby… You know like the kind of bacteria you used to make kombucha
(I did not know)
#seatrle
Me: Lulu. What is your dog name?
Her Scoby
Me: Scoby?
Her: yes… Scoby… You know like the kind of bacteria you used to make kombucha
(I did not know)
#seatrle
The Ravens almost never lose primetime home games. Hell, Kyle Boller beat Brett Favre on MNF!
Yet two of their worst losses came in primetime home games this year
That is preparation. That is coaching.
It is time for Harbaugh to go…
Yet two of their worst losses came in primetime home games this year
That is preparation. That is coaching.
It is time for Harbaugh to go…
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The Ravens almost never lose primetime home games. Hell, Kyle Boller beat Brett Favre on MNF!
Yet two of their worst losses came in primetime home games this year
That is preparation. That is coaching.
It is time for Harbaugh to go…
Yet two of their worst losses came in primetime home games this year
That is preparation. That is coaching.
It is time for Harbaugh to go…
Sir...YOU get to choose the prompt
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Sir...YOU get to choose the prompt
Brown Rice
The next Uber NFL commercial
The next Uber NFL commercial
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Brown Rice
The next Uber NFL commercial
The next Uber NFL commercial
is there like a class in NFL head coach school that teaches them when and how to pull off their headsets when they're pissed?
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
is there like a class in NFL head coach school that teaches them when and how to pull off their headsets when they're pissed?
Enjoy all this offense
You will not see this in the night game
You will not see this in the night game
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Enjoy all this offense
You will not see this in the night game
You will not see this in the night game
Whoever coined the phrase "like a moth to a flame" either didn't have a dog or didn't have a yoga mat
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Whoever coined the phrase "like a moth to a flame" either didn't have a dog or didn't have a yoga mat
My MVP last year and again
What a good man
What a good man
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My MVP last year and again
What a good man
What a good man
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Talking to my doc about my supplements today
Doc: remember just because something’s natural doesn’t mean it’s safe
Me: I know! Men are natural and they can kill you!
Doc (cracking up): ok…I’m putting that in your chart
Doc: remember just because something’s natural doesn’t mean it’s safe
Me: I know! Men are natural and they can kill you!
Doc (cracking up): ok…I’m putting that in your chart
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Talking to my doc about my supplements today
Doc: remember just because something’s natural doesn’t mean it’s safe
Me: I know! Men are natural and they can kill you!
Doc (cracking up): ok…I’m putting that in your chart
Doc: remember just because something’s natural doesn’t mean it’s safe
Me: I know! Men are natural and they can kill you!
Doc (cracking up): ok…I’m putting that in your chart
No matter how hard you tried it would be tough to block a sidewalk more than this
Pro tip: you can park a scooter without being a total douche bag
Pro tip: you can park a scooter without being a total douche bag
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
No matter how hard you tried it would be tough to block a sidewalk more than this
Pro tip: you can park a scooter without being a total douche bag
Pro tip: you can park a scooter without being a total douche bag
If Dems don't exact all out (warranted!) revenge on Trump, Miller, Noem, Hegseth, Patel, etc and charge them for their actual crimes they will never get a single vote from me again... not for school board, not for mayor, and sure as shit not for POTUS
The dangerous morons MUST be held accountable
The dangerous morons MUST be held accountable
The "Department of War" is going after a political opponent of Donald Trump.
We are a country being run by petulant, dangerous children.
We are a country being run by petulant, dangerous children.
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If Dems don't exact all out (warranted!) revenge on Trump, Miller, Noem, Hegseth, Patel, etc and charge them for their actual crimes they will never get a single vote from me again... not for school board, not for mayor, and sure as shit not for POTUS
The dangerous morons MUST be held accountable
The dangerous morons MUST be held accountable