Certified Good Neighbor
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professional dad, public irritant, San Francisco (he / him)
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John Brown's raid on Harper's Ferry began on October 16, 1859.
John Brown
To the person who rips down the posters for my free community Halloween party:

I will outlive you.
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with the first real rain of the fall, California drivers are encouraged to glance up from their phones more frequently
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ICE has to wear masks to protect themselves from ruining their cases in family court.
I have a gender non conforming child at home, my governor is selling them out to actual nazis so he can lose in 2028.

"Suck it up and fund your own ballot prop *eyeroll*" is not going to get me on side my fuck'n dude.
Because yeah, letting companies like Uber spend $1 billion to rewrite California’s labor laws that’s the real democracy.
So… getting bills through the state assembly and senate wasn’t an exercise in organizing and political power? You want to run the whole state via proposition votes?
It might look like callow political triangulating but it's actually perfectly aligned with Gavin's core value system, which is that he really really wants to be president and nothing else matters.
Sure, throwing trans people under the bus will alienate a core democratic constituency, but on the other hand it will earn him zero crossover votes.
If you think people are mad at Gavin Newsom now, just wait until he rides this strategy all the way to a crushing electoral defeat.
Sure, throwing trans people under the bus will alienate a core democratic constituency, but on the other hand it will earn him zero crossover votes.
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if the democratic party starts stepping away trans people they might as well sign this country away to the far right forever
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
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hi, cis folks in california!

this headline leaves out that newsom has another 5 days to sign these bills into law. if you’d like to tell him he should do that to protect trans californians, you should to reach out.

he also has a phone: (916) 445-2841

want to know what to say? next post! 🧵
Hit the stairs like clomp-ca-clomp
Foot is hot, sweat’n like a swamp
Get outta bed and the boot goes on
A flat foot phenomenon!
A single foot inside of a walking cast a black boot. If you’re curious, my food is fine there was no accident. I’ve just been having some nerve pain after a big hiking trip and my podiatrist thought two weeks in a boot would help. It’s not helping my attitude.
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I’ve never wished God and Hell were real more than I am right now
"the new president was not, in fact, skibidi"
I have a certificate from the mayor that says I am a good neighbor.