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J C

@jcbsky.bsky.social

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🏳️‍🌈 🏁 Musician, Geek, (former) News Junkie, Numbers Guy. Lefty anti-authoritarian. Brooklyn is home; deep south origins 🌙 🌴

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J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 2h

“Boy, you wouldn’t believe what it was like during the Monkey Crash of ‘25. Chaos, rumors of disease, people jumping out of (one story) buildings.”

J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 2h

Those Cons are my Pros

J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 2h

I, for one, am interested in that new flavor of Pop Chips

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J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 1d

Draggin ballzzzz (balls)

J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 1d

Sounds like he’s checking social media about as much as you check your BlueSky account, Bob.

J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 1d

They’re pretty funny but it always bugs me that their coach is a much older guy. How did HE escape not becoming a cringey old boomer?

J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 1d

I like Denny but I think even he would not be fun to have in the rotation. The others, no way. Make mine Blaney, Bubba, Reddick, and for some reason, I think a stoned Allmendinger would be hilarious.

J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 2d

Excellent delivery this time, mirror bob

J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 4d

Probably not a good idea to hear him

J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 5d

Let us know, I legit wanna get at least a couple of these.

J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 5d

Brave of you, of all people, Jerry

J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 5d

Monster Energy probably dissolves a lot of things, who knows what’s in that stuff and especially if there’s more than one?

J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 6d

Sorry, I was trying to be funny. I can take it down.

J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 6d

Me, every time that cutie is on TV

patrick star from spongebob squarepants laying on a ledge with pink hearts around him

ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants laying on a ledge with pink hearts around him

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 7d

centrists will tell you to your face that we all need to abandon identity issues, and focus on kitchen table issues instead and yet when a leftist candidate runs a generational campaign based on kitchen table issues, it's the centrists weaponizing identity politics to smear the leftist.

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J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 7d

Jerry, for Chrissakes, there are children

J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 7d

Yeah for real who with a name like that would pass it on to their child?

J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 7d

Jerry, *high five*

J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 7d

Hmm not necessarily. It’s the 35. He was gonna run in the low 20’s all day, anyway, so he has the least to lose.

J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 8d

Gotta keep the sponsor happy

J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 8d

Wreckzilla #51 goes around

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J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 8d

Wreckzilla!

J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 8d

More like Wreckzilla, amirite?

J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 8d

I stay forever swattin’ skeeters, I don’t care what anyone else says

J C @jcbsky.bsky.social · 8d

Imagining a Ty-faced gremlin sabotaging the car in the middle of the night:
“Boys, the wires are chewed-through! Rats? No, looks like human teethmarks!”