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Nunes Magician @nunesmagician.bsky.social · 7h

A disconcerting signal call…kind of like when a man in his 70s is dating a woman in her 20s

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 9h

What do you think their couples costume is this year?

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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 9h

All macaroni and cheese is good macaroni and cheese, but these recipes are especially fine — the ones our readers love the most. Our picks include the greatest interpretations, both classic and clever. nyti.ms/3WQlKS1

A baking tray filled with mac and cheese with the headline: 15 Macaroni and Cheese Recipes to Curl Up With on the Couch

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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 9h

Not that he is a lifelong Catholic or anything

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 10h

JD Vance drew a broad backlash this week after he said that he hoped that his wife, Usha Vance, who is of Indian heritage and was raised in a Hindu family, would eventually convert to his own Catholic faith.

JD Vance Says He Hopes Usha Vance Embraces Christianity, Setting Off Backlash

Critics included some Indian Americans, who said the remarks did not respect the religious decisions of Usha Vance, who grew up in a Hindu household.

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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 9h

Anish is on the call so smash that over.

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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 10h

This sounds fun!

Nunes Magician @nunesmagician.bsky.social · 10h

Meet tonight’s starter

Syracuse football: Joseph Filardi starts at QB for Orange vs UNC, per reports

Syracuse turns to a two-sport athlete to start at quarterback against Bill Belichick

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10h

Pervert Goes Door To Door Asking For Trick-Or-Treaters https://theonion.com/pervert-goes-door-to-door-asking-for-trick-or-treaters/

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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 13h

Dome keeps touting free orange rally towels for the first 40,000 fans today.
1. They're not getting 40k fans
2. Capacity is 42-43k
3. If actually expecting sell-out, why not have the extra 3k towels for everyone?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18h

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 1d

Trump's ballroom is closed for the night.

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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 2d

It's been a lifelong dream of mine to show up to court not wearing pants.

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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 2d

"This is the most haunted interstate in the greater Atlanta area!"

The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate

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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 3d

History in the making this MLB season 👀

What started in Tokyo, Japan will now end in Toronto, Canada.

H/T @evandrellich.bsky.social

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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 3d

The batter should never slide into first base, unless to avoid a tag. Otherwise, as physics will tell you, sliding slows you down compared to running full boar through the base, which at first is the only one you can do that.

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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 3d

I want to fully adopt the phrase "the earwax of clowns" not only because it's the perfect description of that awful stuff they want to pass off as candy, but also the perfect description of basically any MAGA policy position.

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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 3d

I am fully prepared to put Reese's Peanut Butter Cups & Reese's Pieces as 1a & 1b, and Nerds Gummy Clusters as 2, and then just close out the list. Honorable mentions to Kit Kats, Crunch and/or Krackle, and anything dark chocolate. And maybe Skittles.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 3d

This year in the U.S., Reese’s peanut butter cups dominate as the top Halloween candy choice, and gummies continue to climb in popularity, especially among Generations Z and A. But new favorites are beginning to emerge.