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it's ridiculous. it's not even funny. semi-active / hobbyist artist. profile picture by ironfeasant.
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111,000 spiders, that's ridiculous...
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black
A giant colonial spiderweb in a sulfuric cave on the border between Greece and Albania may be the largest ever found — and it was built by spiders we didn't know liked the company of others.
www.livescience.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
111,000 spiders, that's ridiculous...
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moving the twt tradition to here, happy pilcrow wednesday. original flavor *and* human AU #junipil #coffeedraws #oc
November 13, 2024 at 7:00 PM
moving the twt tradition to here, happy pilcrow wednesday. original flavor *and* human AU #junipil #coffeedraws #oc
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Zohran Mamdani wins!
He ran on an unabashedly pro-transgender platform, stood up for the most vulnerable, as so many have pushed for the Democratic Party to abandon trans people in order to win.
Major win for trans New Yorkers - he has vowed for intense resistance to anti-trans Trump policies.
He ran on an unabashedly pro-transgender platform, stood up for the most vulnerable, as so many have pushed for the Democratic Party to abandon trans people in order to win.
Major win for trans New Yorkers - he has vowed for intense resistance to anti-trans Trump policies.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Zohran Mamdani wins!
He ran on an unabashedly pro-transgender platform, stood up for the most vulnerable, as so many have pushed for the Democratic Party to abandon trans people in order to win.
Major win for trans New Yorkers - he has vowed for intense resistance to anti-trans Trump policies.
He ran on an unabashedly pro-transgender platform, stood up for the most vulnerable, as so many have pushed for the Democratic Party to abandon trans people in order to win.
Major win for trans New Yorkers - he has vowed for intense resistance to anti-trans Trump policies.
i need to sink more time into wol im in a cowboy mood ....
November 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i need to sink more time into wol im in a cowboy mood ....
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PLAY WEST OF LOATHING NOW!!!!!!!!! I HAVE OVER 230 HOURS IN IT AND ITS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST GAMES IVE EVER PLAYED!!! ITS ALSO JUST A REALLY GOOD GAME IN GENERAL.
We're having a little Spookloween sale over on Steam -- Shadows Over Loathing can scratch that eldritch itch you've been having, and West of Loathing (especially the Reckonin' at Gun Manor DLC) has some fun surprise BOOs too!
store.steampowered.com/developer/Asym
store.steampowered.com/developer/Asym
November 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
PLAY WEST OF LOATHING NOW!!!!!!!!! I HAVE OVER 230 HOURS IN IT AND ITS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST GAMES IVE EVER PLAYED!!! ITS ALSO JUST A REALLY GOOD GAME IN GENERAL.
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AAHHHHH!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
AAHHHHH!!!!
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October 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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We're having a little Spookloween sale over on Steam -- Shadows Over Loathing can scratch that eldritch itch you've been having, and West of Loathing (especially the Reckonin' at Gun Manor DLC) has some fun surprise BOOs too!
store.steampowered.com/developer/Asym
store.steampowered.com/developer/Asym
October 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
We're having a little Spookloween sale over on Steam -- Shadows Over Loathing can scratch that eldritch itch you've been having, and West of Loathing (especially the Reckonin' at Gun Manor DLC) has some fun surprise BOOs too!
store.steampowered.com/developer/Asym
store.steampowered.com/developer/Asym
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have a button and a keychain/sticker design i made :3 #miku #teto #hatsunemiku #kasaneteto #static #spokenfor
October 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
have a button and a keychain/sticker design i made :3 #miku #teto #hatsunemiku #kasaneteto #static #spokenfor
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INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars.
YOU - What will mine be marked by?
INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.
YOU - It will be riddled with disco.
YOU - What will mine be marked by?
INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.
YOU - It will be riddled with disco.
October 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars.
YOU - What will mine be marked by?
INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.
YOU - It will be riddled with disco.
YOU - What will mine be marked by?
INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.
YOU - It will be riddled with disco.
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fan art for “going through the motions” by aussiebookworm on ao3! i’m not usually a speeding bulleter but their work had me invested ☝️
#tf2 #teamfortress2 #tf2scout #tf2sniper #speedingbullet
#tf2 #teamfortress2 #tf2scout #tf2sniper #speedingbullet
October 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
fan art for “going through the motions” by aussiebookworm on ao3! i’m not usually a speeding bulleter but their work had me invested ☝️
#tf2 #teamfortress2 #tf2scout #tf2sniper #speedingbullet
#tf2 #teamfortress2 #tf2scout #tf2sniper #speedingbullet
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it looked like this
October 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
it looked like this
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'Astronomers' is an anagram for 'moon starers.'
October 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
'Astronomers' is an anagram for 'moon starers.'
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Art Trade!
Pilcrow and Juniper for @coffeerow.bsky.social !
Pilcrow and Juniper for @coffeerow.bsky.social !
October 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Art Trade!
Pilcrow and Juniper for @coffeerow.bsky.social !
Pilcrow and Juniper for @coffeerow.bsky.social !
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
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October 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
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please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
October 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
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A CLUB CALLED REVACHOL WEST
April 12, 2024 at 1:46 AM
A CLUB CALLED REVACHOL WEST