Jasper (but gassy)
@jauntierjasper.bsky.social
Mid 20s | He/Him | Writer + Artist | Smellier alt of @jauntyjasper.bsky.social (Burp/Fart content imminent!) | 18+ Account (Minors, do not interact please) | pfp by @ulhar.neocities.org
...Please be chill if you know my main (like my *main* main), ehehe
...Please be chill if you know my main (like my *main* main), ehehe
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They’re describing it as a “shock and awe” campaign, which is why it’s essential to show them there’s huge opposition NOW. Call / email your reps to let them know you oppose censorship bills like KOSA and the SCREEN.
Read up and get involved in the @fightforthefuture.org Week of Action.
Read up and get involved in the @fightforthefuture.org Week of Action.
With SCREEN Act and KOSA on the legislative block this week, there couldn't be a better time for Fight's "Stop Online ID Checks" Week of Action.
Today's action: Share and sign the petition.
Find out more here: www.stoponlineidchecks.org
Today's action: Share and sign the petition.
Find out more here: www.stoponlineidchecks.org
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
They’re describing it as a “shock and awe” campaign, which is why it’s essential to show them there’s huge opposition NOW. Call / email your reps to let them know you oppose censorship bills like KOSA and the SCREEN.
Read up and get involved in the @fightforthefuture.org Week of Action.
Read up and get involved in the @fightforthefuture.org Week of Action.
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Got around to releasing this big gassy audio based on the biggest, sexiest lady in Dreamworks' history. Give it a listen down in the link below if you love Gloria the hippo and farts! 🦛🍑
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/azbb5...
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/azbb5...
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Got around to releasing this big gassy audio based on the biggest, sexiest lady in Dreamworks' history. Give it a listen down in the link below if you love Gloria the hippo and farts! 🦛🍑
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/azbb5...
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/azbb5...
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#SaveSpeech
tomorrow December 2nd, the Energy+Commerce Committee is having a hearing on a package of "online child safety" bills
A number of these bills are pro-censorship and surveillance
please call their office and tell them these bill;s are dangerous and unpopular! script below!
tomorrow December 2nd, the Energy+Commerce Committee is having a hearing on a package of "online child safety" bills
A number of these bills are pro-censorship and surveillance
please call their office and tell them these bill;s are dangerous and unpopular! script below!
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
#SaveSpeech
tomorrow December 2nd, the Energy+Commerce Committee is having a hearing on a package of "online child safety" bills
A number of these bills are pro-censorship and surveillance
please call their office and tell them these bill;s are dangerous and unpopular! script below!
tomorrow December 2nd, the Energy+Commerce Committee is having a hearing on a package of "online child safety" bills
A number of these bills are pro-censorship and surveillance
please call their office and tell them these bill;s are dangerous and unpopular! script below!
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DIDN’T CALL THIS WEEKEND?
THAT’S OKAY! CALL TODAY!!!
THAT’S OKAY! CALL TODAY!!!
Today is the day! Make some phone calls to Visa and Mastercard if youre able to and keep it going as much as you can muster until monday!
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
DIDN’T CALL THIS WEEKEND?
THAT’S OKAY! CALL TODAY!!!
THAT’S OKAY! CALL TODAY!!!
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Come to my surprise when my car doesn't start after I get off a 16 hour shift after a 128 hour thing.
I need over $300 for a new battery, tow, and POSSIBLY reprogram my key.
Writing - $20 per 500 words (4000 cap)
Voice Work - $10 per minute (cap 10 minutes)
I'm exhausted. Slots open.
I need over $300 for a new battery, tow, and POSSIBLY reprogram my key.
Writing - $20 per 500 words (4000 cap)
Voice Work - $10 per minute (cap 10 minutes)
I'm exhausted. Slots open.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Come to my surprise when my car doesn't start after I get off a 16 hour shift after a 128 hour thing.
I need over $300 for a new battery, tow, and POSSIBLY reprogram my key.
Writing - $20 per 500 words (4000 cap)
Voice Work - $10 per minute (cap 10 minutes)
I'm exhausted. Slots open.
I need over $300 for a new battery, tow, and POSSIBLY reprogram my key.
Writing - $20 per 500 words (4000 cap)
Voice Work - $10 per minute (cap 10 minutes)
I'm exhausted. Slots open.
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Once on the airplane, the change in air pressure will cause gases in your body to expand. Play it safe with your digestive system by avoiding carbonated drinks and fried, fatty foods.
December 3, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Once on the airplane, the change in air pressure will cause gases in your body to expand. Play it safe with your digestive system by avoiding carbonated drinks and fried, fatty foods.
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I've been in a massive fox butt mood lately, what can I say
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I've been in a massive fox butt mood lately, what can I say
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[Cw: Gas, Farts, Fatfur]
And of course :3c
And of course :3c
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
[Cw: Gas, Farts, Fatfur]
And of course :3c
And of course :3c
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Still looking for any takers!
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Still looking for any takers!
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i’m no puritan, but farting is a bit rude when each fart is a new hurricane on the radar
can’t she like excuse herself at least
can’t she like excuse herself at least
November 7, 2024 at 10:52 AM
i’m no puritan, but farting is a bit rude when each fart is a new hurricane on the radar
can’t she like excuse herself at least
can’t she like excuse herself at least
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belching yourself bigger. unstoppable, uncontrollable burps erupting out of you, shaking your whole blubbery mass from the force. new flab jiggles onto your body with each one, and soon, you're an immobile, thundering heap of fatrolls. no choice but to blast out more belches and swell obscenely huge
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
belching yourself bigger. unstoppable, uncontrollable burps erupting out of you, shaking your whole blubbery mass from the force. new flab jiggles onto your body with each one, and soon, you're an immobile, thundering heap of fatrolls. no choice but to blast out more belches and swell obscenely huge
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I think it'd be cute and hot to draw couples doing NoFartNovember and seeing which one holds out the longest before inflating too big and blowing up
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I think it'd be cute and hot to draw couples doing NoFartNovember and seeing which one holds out the longest before inflating too big and blowing up
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The worst kind of dutch oven comes from this squirrel!
Buster owned by: @oliverkneecapper05.bsky.social
Buster owned by: @oliverkneecapper05.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The worst kind of dutch oven comes from this squirrel!
Buster owned by: @oliverkneecapper05.bsky.social
Buster owned by: @oliverkneecapper05.bsky.social
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Answering questions is fun :3
November 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Answering questions is fun :3
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New story! 3k word trade with @orbyssey.bsky.social!
Synopsis: Elliot is tasked with gathering potion ingredients. But when he's tempted by a patch of unusual fruits, he takes a slight detour in his task. Which involves transforming into a dragonblimp.
Read here: www.furaffinity.net/view/62797775/
Synopsis: Elliot is tasked with gathering potion ingredients. But when he's tempted by a patch of unusual fruits, he takes a slight detour in his task. Which involves transforming into a dragonblimp.
Read here: www.furaffinity.net/view/62797775/
October 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
New story! 3k word trade with @orbyssey.bsky.social!
Synopsis: Elliot is tasked with gathering potion ingredients. But when he's tempted by a patch of unusual fruits, he takes a slight detour in his task. Which involves transforming into a dragonblimp.
Read here: www.furaffinity.net/view/62797775/
Synopsis: Elliot is tasked with gathering potion ingredients. But when he's tempted by a patch of unusual fruits, he takes a slight detour in his task. Which involves transforming into a dragonblimp.
Read here: www.furaffinity.net/view/62797775/
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THE ICONIC WITCHES BREW
COMMISSION I DID FOR @coaster14.bsky.social
I'VE BEEN MEANING TO POST THIS ALL WEEK AND KEPT FORGETTING. I'M GOING TO BE GONE THIS WEEKEND SO I'M DOING IT NOW.
GAZE YOUR EYES UPON THE FABLED YARA AND SHUUKI CROSSOVER
COMMISSION I DID FOR @coaster14.bsky.social
I'VE BEEN MEANING TO POST THIS ALL WEEK AND KEPT FORGETTING. I'M GOING TO BE GONE THIS WEEKEND SO I'M DOING IT NOW.
GAZE YOUR EYES UPON THE FABLED YARA AND SHUUKI CROSSOVER
October 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
THE ICONIC WITCHES BREW
COMMISSION I DID FOR @coaster14.bsky.social
I'VE BEEN MEANING TO POST THIS ALL WEEK AND KEPT FORGETTING. I'M GOING TO BE GONE THIS WEEKEND SO I'M DOING IT NOW.
GAZE YOUR EYES UPON THE FABLED YARA AND SHUUKI CROSSOVER
COMMISSION I DID FOR @coaster14.bsky.social
I'VE BEEN MEANING TO POST THIS ALL WEEK AND KEPT FORGETTING. I'M GOING TO BE GONE THIS WEEKEND SO I'M DOING IT NOW.
GAZE YOUR EYES UPON THE FABLED YARA AND SHUUKI CROSSOVER
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What are in these things
November 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
What are in these things
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It’s my birthday and I get to draw the shamelessly self indulgent fantasy
November 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It’s my birthday and I get to draw the shamelessly self indulgent fantasy
Cat that switches between taking large bites out of a spicy burrito and chugging milk to cool down their maw
Aaaaaand they asked for extra beans on their burrito while focusing more on "milk suppresses spiciness pretty well" than "most cats are lactose intolerant" (and they are "most cats"), oops
Aaaaaand they asked for extra beans on their burrito while focusing more on "milk suppresses spiciness pretty well" than "most cats are lactose intolerant" (and they are "most cats"), oops
November 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Cat that switches between taking large bites out of a spicy burrito and chugging milk to cool down their maw
Aaaaaand they asked for extra beans on their burrito while focusing more on "milk suppresses spiciness pretty well" than "most cats are lactose intolerant" (and they are "most cats"), oops
Aaaaaand they asked for extra beans on their burrito while focusing more on "milk suppresses spiciness pretty well" than "most cats are lactose intolerant" (and they are "most cats"), oops
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Btw, guess it's Lugia day~?
Be a big sea birbgon belch~🎵
Be a big sea birbgon belch~🎵
September 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Btw, guess it's Lugia day~?
Be a big sea birbgon belch~🎵
Be a big sea birbgon belch~🎵