Jason
@jasongarner.swifties.social
I wasn't good at Twitter and I'm not gonna be good at this, either
Some of you will be decorating your trees with multicolored lights this weekend and I need you to know you are bad people, raised without morals or taste
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Some of you will be decorating your trees with multicolored lights this weekend and I need you to know you are bad people, raised without morals or taste
This high school band from Catawba Ridge kept it even tighter than the DCI crew. They are marching with the correct amount of fear.
If we had been as out of step on a national TV broadcast as these bands in the Macy's parade, our director would have had us running laps around Central Park in our whole uniforms. Damn near lost my appetite at the sloppiness
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This high school band from Catawba Ridge kept it even tighter than the DCI crew. They are marching with the correct amount of fear.
Lil Jon now? Did I book the parade this year?
Busta Rhymes may seem like an odd choice for a Thanksgiving parade but Gimme Some More is the quintessential Thanksgiving song if you don't think about it too much
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Lil Jon now? Did I book the parade this year?
Busta Rhymes may seem like an odd choice for a Thanksgiving parade but Gimme Some More is the quintessential Thanksgiving song if you don't think about it too much
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Busta Rhymes may seem like an odd choice for a Thanksgiving parade but Gimme Some More is the quintessential Thanksgiving song if you don't think about it too much
If we had been as out of step on a national TV broadcast as these bands in the Macy's parade, our director would have had us running laps around Central Park in our whole uniforms. Damn near lost my appetite at the sloppiness
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
If we had been as out of step on a national TV broadcast as these bands in the Macy's parade, our director would have had us running laps around Central Park in our whole uniforms. Damn near lost my appetite at the sloppiness
My only pie opinion is that pumpkin pie is such a trash pie if you bring it to a gathering I'm hosting you don't get any silverware, like the animal you are
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My only pie opinion is that pumpkin pie is such a trash pie if you bring it to a gathering I'm hosting you don't get any silverware, like the animal you are
Not sure why my IG reels is suddenly full of pro-incandescent multicolored Christmas light propaganda but I am definitely immune to it. Mine is a warm white LED house forevermore
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Not sure why my IG reels is suddenly full of pro-incandescent multicolored Christmas light propaganda but I am definitely immune to it. Mine is a warm white LED house forevermore
If it can be destroyed by an AI chatbot it deserves to be destroyed by an AI chatbot, or whatever the hell P.C. Hodgell said
one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If it can be destroyed by an AI chatbot it deserves to be destroyed by an AI chatbot, or whatever the hell P.C. Hodgell said
Boomer parents reply to an important text within 24 hours challenge, difficulty level: never even attempted
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Boomer parents reply to an important text within 24 hours challenge, difficulty level: never even attempted
Love that we traveled several hours and spent thousands of dollars so these two could sleep on a different couch
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Love that we traveled several hours and spent thousands of dollars so these two could sleep on a different couch
lol. lmao. rotfl, even
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, Trump loyalist-turned critic, says she is resigning from Congress in January.
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, former Trump loyalist, says she is resigning from Congress
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, a once-loyal supporter of President Donald Trump who has become a critic, says she is resigning from Congress in January.
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
lol. lmao. rotfl, even
You think the guy who sang the Grinch song ever talked dirty to his wife in that voice
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
You think the guy who sang the Grinch song ever talked dirty to his wife in that voice
A bunch of middle-schoolers just burst into my office cheering as soon as this popped up. I hate it here
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
A bunch of middle-schoolers just burst into my office cheering as soon as this popped up. I hate it here
Kids, this is why you fight tooth and nail to own your recordings
All three major record labels — Universal Music, Sony Music and Warner Music — have reportedly licensed their works to a music AI streaming service
Major Music Labels Strike Deals With New AI Streaming Service
The world’s largest music companies have licensed their works to a music startup called Klay, which is building a streaming service that will allow users to remake songs using artificial intelligence ...
www.bloomberg.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Kids, this is why you fight tooth and nail to own your recordings
Once again, running the entire internet through the same four companies has turned out to be a terrible idea
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Once again, running the entire internet through the same four companies has turned out to be a terrible idea
Every word of Olivia Nuzzi's book that I have read has been against my will. We should all know a lot less about each other.
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Every word of Olivia Nuzzi's book that I have read has been against my will. We should all know a lot less about each other.
I'm only about 50% sure this is for a manufacturing plant and not a statewide polycule recruitment ad but if you have an open mind and a strong back it's probably worth checking out either way
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I'm only about 50% sure this is for a manufacturing plant and not a statewide polycule recruitment ad but if you have an open mind and a strong back it's probably worth checking out either way
Whatever, football is dumb anyway and I never liked it
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Whatever, football is dumb anyway and I never liked it
Like a fine Thanksgiving turkey
Alabama may be cooked here
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Like a fine Thanksgiving turkey
Alabama may be cooked here
November 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Alabama may be cooked here
Shane Beamer really looked at the coaching market at halftime and said y'all won't dare fire me no matter what I do
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Shane Beamer really looked at the coaching market at halftime and said y'all won't dare fire me no matter what I do
Chat is it bad when people keep saying this about your website since it opened two and a half years ago
BlueSky is a bad site used by good people. That describes most social media sites. But BlueSky is egregiously unethical. Any of you can be disappeared for baseless reasons. I've been on social media for 17 years and never been suspended. BlueSky is the first place to do so – over Johnny Cash lyrics.
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Chat is it bad when people keep saying this about your website since it opened two and a half years ago
Be careful everybody, my dog got too hot in front of the fireplace and melted
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Be careful everybody, my dog got too hot in front of the fireplace and melted
Fuck it, I'm counting this as seeing the northern lights in central SC
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Fuck it, I'm counting this as seeing the northern lights in central SC