Mac McClung somehow got us into a years-long naval war with KPMG but goddamned if he didn't have a 43" vertical so I'll take my rotation in the fleet with pride

Big Ag claims another victim smh

The flavor of this is awful, but the good news is the texture is also awful. There is a right topping for sweet potato casserole and this is its opposite

If you're resting it in a cooler for a few hours afterwards you're good to pull it now. It'll cook up another 5-10 degrees just from residual heat

You can be lookin or you can be cookin but you can't be doing both

A streusel for the topping is so easy to make though. I don't understand the flyover states' devotion to marshmallows

darth, at any given moment there are fifty thousand rich assholes in the Himalayas all taking constant selfies and not one of them has been photobombed by a yeti so I can't believe in it

The line "I'm a girl, I don't even like the *good* Monty Python!" from Family Guy will be with me long after I've forgotten my loved ones' faces

Whoever said all the greatest poets are dead?

We have already ceded the coast to these buckeyed monsters, are we to surrender the rest of it too?

One must consider the leaf blower as a magical device that can take a pile of things and put them over there without touching them, and it does this by yelling at the entire neighborhood.