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Jason The PPW Sound Guy

@jasonallonby.bsky.social

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Sound Guy and Timekeeper for Pure Power Wrestling in Lethbridge Alberta for 10 years. Dewey Robson is my champion 🙌🏼

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Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 4h

Go to Hell!

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 4h

This isn't a shot a Brendel. I made terrible Cuomo memes

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 4h

I might be bad at this bad they're really really bad at this!

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Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 5h

We just call that West Lethbridge

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 5h

Nah. Those ballpark hotdogs are lousy!

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Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 5h

That homeless person also told him to send Johnny's ass to Hamilton. Smart hobo

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 5h

Cooper Field is gonna be made out of gold and Chester will say job done

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Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 5h

Can wait for the later chapters where he goes insane and thinks he's a hummingbird

a cartoon of a store with a no smoking sign on the counter

Alt: a cartoon of a store with a no smoking sign on the counter

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Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 5h

It's funny that you think it's ever coming

a cartoon man says that 's the neat thing in front of stairs

Alt: a cartoon man says that 's the neat thing in front of stairs

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Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 6h

The ballroom won't open until they put enough gold crap in it that it sumons Liberace's ghost to play the piano 24/7

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 7h

What about us brain-dead slobs?

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 8h

My dumbass thought Atari was on the list

Asshole companies bribing the asshole in the White House so he can destroy the White House

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

I normally don't like quick 2-3 minute matches, but I kinda like the idea of Speed rules (just for these matches). Just have the wrestlers go balls to the wall swinging for the fences.

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

Would you prefer La Sounda?

(I'm workshopping the name)

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

Tatum is probably in my top 3 wrestlers right now and a lot of it is how charming and charismatic she is. There's even charm to her "evil" side. Plus she might have the best pouty face in history

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

A true legend.

Now will he sign my boxes of Doctor Southpawz? I promise not to ask him for any mailman bears

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

Back to the warehouse!

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah but Furbies are "learners". 2 hours on Graham's chest will turn it into a Nazi

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

Don't hold back Russ, tell us how you really feel!

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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 2d

ICE is now the 13th largest military in the world on its own.

Never ever accept the lie we cannot pay for Universal Healthcare.

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Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon character with a glow in the dark skeleton behind bars says do you have any idea how little that narrows it

Alt: a cartoon character with a glow in the dark skeleton behind bars says do you have any idea how little that narrows it

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Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

I'm beginning to think that he isn't a jam up guy

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

Also claiming Kat is well funded because she was able to fundraise a million dollars is hilarious because AIPAC throws millions around like pocket change

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

How dare you try to charge us for our warcrimes 😤

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Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

Well hopefully you find your knife and return it safely to its home