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Jardonian @jardonian.bsky.social · 14h

Holy shit mid got an update

OatmealDome 🏳️‍🌈 @oatmealdome.bsky.social · 15h

[Splatoon 2]

Version 5.5.2 has been released.

This update fixes a bug where League Power may not change when a match finishes if the lobby has players on both Switch 1 and Switch 2.

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Jardonian @jardonian.bsky.social · 15h

I watched somebody flip their car on this rock, it will be missed 🫡

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Jardonian @jardonian.bsky.social · 20h

I’m not gonna share the sheet but it’s mostly server costs, it’s not interesting I promise

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Jardonian @jardonian.bsky.social · 21h

Unironically we do have a budget every month that we do have to stay within for various costs

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Jardonian @jardonian.bsky.social · 1d

It’s grey or we riot

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Jardonian @jardonian.bsky.social · 1d

BlueSky took away my DMs and I’m not giving them my ID to get them back, if you’re a TO with a streamer event please dm me on discord! (Jardonian is my handle)

#compsplatoon

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Jardonian @jardonian.bsky.social · 2d

Yes actually

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Jardonian @jardonian.bsky.social · 2d

I’m a firm believer that dexit is the single best decision the pokemon company has ever made and I mean it

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Dont Flounder at the Function! @dontflounderspl.bsky.social · 3d

Coming to a state near you...

Introducing: Don't Flounder at the Function! A new Splatoon 3 LAN event hosted in the amazing North Carolina🐟

Cary, NC
January 2026

Join the discord for more updates! discord.gg/FVMzwgyNCK

#compsplatoon

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Jardonian @jardonian.bsky.social · 3d

If you’re a TO who has a streamed tournament, please dm me here or on Discord! I have a massive project I’m working on, and I need to ask you about something!

Reposts appreciated :)

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Popgun @popgun.bsky.social · 4d

The year is 20XX. Mankind has perfected counterpick rules after cycling through countless formats that includes input from both teams, fans, and the overlords.

Game 2 is still TC Art Academy.

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Jardonian @jardonian.bsky.social · 4d

Me when I lie

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☁️TORI.PNG☁️ shop OPEN! @toripng.com · 5d

This is such an unapologetically cringe thing to say but if you really like Splatoon OCs/your inksona etc. watching the #S3NAL weekly episodes really feels like they are narrating it in a way that feels in-universe. Like you're watching this from the perspective of an inkfish.

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Jardonian @jardonian.bsky.social · 5d

The combat feels sooooo good and it only gets better, I hope you enjoy it big man

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Omega @omegazidan.bsky.social · 5d

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!

There's a special announcement at the beginning of my most recent video 🥺

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Jardonian @jardonian.bsky.social · 8d

Listing Popgun as a problematic figure for advertising is so funny bro, I couldn’t make it up if I tried

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Jovan!☂️ @jjaeigh.bsky.social · 9d

We heard the outcry...

The Jauntlet is back!

More teams, more talent, and a new announcement? You wont want to miss this event! Tune in on October 12th at 1pm EDT. 🧵

#compsplatoon

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ethan stone :) @ethanstone.bsky.social · 11d

Finally doing it

Speedrunning every Splatoon Campaign in one sitting.

10/5 7pm EST (tommorow)

twitch.tv/ethan_stone_

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Jardonian @jardonian.bsky.social · 14d

Last judge is in my top 5 tbh but beastfly can go fuck itself

Jardonian @jardonian.bsky.social · 14d

Overwatch, an esport that is notoriously popular and easy to follow in the modern day

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Jardonian @jardonian.bsky.social · 18d

🥈 at Rocky Mountain Splatdown #2!

@nakkisfc.bsky.social dualie/zap/shot
@steg00.bsky.social bamboo/pencil
@stealthjump.bsky.social the greatest H3 to ever do it/edit/like 10 other things
@jardonian.bsky.social mint/sblast

Happy with how I did in my first ever tournament lmao, cya next month

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Jardonian @jardonian.bsky.social · 18d

PLAYING IN GRAND FINALS OF ROCKY MOUNTAIN SPLATDOWN RIGHT NOW PULL UP www.twitch.tv/southsuburba...

Twitch

Twitch is the world

www.twitch.tv

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Jardonian @jardonian.bsky.social · 19d

True ending, not 100% yet though

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Jardonian @jardonian.bsky.social · 19d

Finally beat Silksong, game of the year and it’s not even close dude. Far and away the best Metroidvania ever made

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Jardonian @jardonian.bsky.social · 19d

I appreciate that you’re always willing to work with smaller creators, it means a lot to them :)

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