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Jaogette Me, Jaogette You

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Takamatsu Tomori saved my life in 2023, but then Osanai Yuki ruined it again in 2024

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Jaogette Me, Jaogette You @jaooooo.bsky.social · Jan 2

2025 media thread:

1, Genshin Impact Natlan MSQ

I honestly thought most of Natlan was tedious dogshit, but the climax won back the crowd in a big way. Such a fun spectacle.

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Jaogette Me, Jaogette You @jaooooo.bsky.social · 6m

Born too late to explore the seas, too early to explore the stars, but just in time for the project of national feminization.

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Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 2h

Beyond the costumes at No Kings, Democratic leadership may want to check the signs to understand the vibe of their base right now (hint: it’s not health care)

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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 38m

"Oh, Homer, you're as smart as you are handsome."

"Hey!"

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Jaogette Me, Jaogette You @jaooooo.bsky.social · 36m

Arknights really good at having pathetic looking older men do something really brave and having it not come off as egotistical.

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · Jun 13

PSA for everyone going to protests

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Jaogette Me, Jaogette You @jaooooo.bsky.social · 52m

Every scene with Patrizion standing next to an npc gun knight is 'You vs the gun knight she told you not to worry about'

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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 2h

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

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Jaogette Me, Jaogette You @jaooooo.bsky.social · 56m

*thinks* Lich sperm bank

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Jaogette Me, Jaogette You @jaooooo.bsky.social · 58m

Duration is not the same as time. You'd cum, but it wouldn't ever die.

Jaogette Me, Jaogette You @jaooooo.bsky.social · 1h

Getting cum on your girlfriend's phylactery sounds like the hugest faux pas that could ever exist

Jaogette Me, Jaogette You @jaooooo.bsky.social · 1h

It is not recommended you stick your cock into portals to pocket dimensions where time does not pass. No matter how funny it souns on paper.

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おきらくボーイ @okirakuboy.bsky.social · 4h

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Jaogette Me, Jaogette You @jaooooo.bsky.social · 1h

Bro said the quiet part out loud

Jaogette Me, Jaogette You @jaooooo.bsky.social · 1h

Spent a good minute chuckling heartily at this

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Jaogette Me, Jaogette You @jaooooo.bsky.social · 1h

I find it funny how Archetto, the silly drunk idol girl who I didn't even know was in this event until after I started reading it, is the moral core of it

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 2d

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 2h

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 7h

It seems pointless to fact check someone saying "curry isn't proper British food like fish and chips", just like it's futile to correct someone saying "there are no pronouns in the Bible". They haven't made a mistake. What they're saying is, "Britain is a white country".

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Stix 🇵🇸 @rbpstix.bsky.social · 4h

Ohhhh that’s why that Art Director left

NESbot @nesbot.bsky.social · 6h

Halo insider: Halo Studios has generative AI "woven into every aspect" of game dev, from core workflows to world building and enemy AI
www.resetera.com/threads/13...

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Jaogette Me, Jaogette You @jaooooo.bsky.social · 3h

This too is Arknights

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Jaogette Me, Jaogette You @jaooooo.bsky.social · 4h

'Das kaiserinnensfest'

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Jaogette Me, Jaogette You @jaooooo.bsky.social · 4h

Where's the cg, cowards

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Jaogette Me, Jaogette You @jaooooo.bsky.social · 4h

We're reaching the maximum number of acceptable npc appearances before they make the hottest girl in Terra playable.

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 5h

this is kind of an aside but I swear price discussion have gotten so much worse since the Switch 2 price was revealed. People tried to claim Sonic Crossworlds was a $100+ game because they bundled the Season Pass, a thing you don't need???? And passed it off as the actual price

rl stine's coochbumps 🎃 @beat.facts.wtf · 5h

saw a rando claim that you need the "$500 switch 2" for it to run properly (it's not even that much if you go for the bundle) and that's how i knew they got their opinion from a youtuber cuz lmao. they didn't play it

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 6h

I think Dracula could defeat Frankenstein but I don’t think Count Chocula could defeat Frankenberry and that speaks to the richness of the characters

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