Failed Whamageddon in a record 11 hours, 13 minutes this year

“Glicked underperforms Barbenheimer” is the sentence I woke up to this morning, which obviously means I’m in hell

Late Thanksgiving and busy travel in December means I need to start Christmas music early this year.

I’ve been on the Sufjan train for a while, need some fresh stuff.

What’s your favorite alternative (or nontraditional) Christmas album?

no quarter for fascists bsky.app/profile/did:...

soccer twitter is dead, long live soccer bluesky

Well I'm fucked.

if someone's liberation bothers you, then you likely benefit from their oppression

im a bitch / im a lover
im hulk hogan / hey there brother

Bluesky posters: weird little freaks (complimentary)

Threads posters: weird little freaks (derogatory)

"I want to see more diverse opinions" The thing about people who say this type of thing is- they never have interesting opinions about topics that are actually fun to talk about like what the best pizza topping is. They just want to force hateful bigoted opinions onto others without consequences.

Live look of me on the 4th of July

One glizzy to rule them all
And in the darkness bind them

Singing "O, can of rum" to the tune of "O Canada" while filling my Aldi knockoff La Croix with Havana Club