James Catullo
@jamescatullo.bsky.social
Cleveland improv idiot
Oh, they’re gonna fuck that dog
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Oh, they’re gonna fuck that dog
Outside shooting hasn’t worked. Going to the hole hasn’t worked. What I suggest is the Cavs try a me mysterious third option
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Outside shooting hasn’t worked. Going to the hole hasn’t worked. What I suggest is the Cavs try a me mysterious third option
Is this good?
The Cavs are shooting 14-52 (27%) at halftime. They've gone 3-21 (14%) from downtown
December 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Is this good?
There’s only one snowman who really knows how to put that shit on
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
There’s only one snowman who really knows how to put that shit on
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Getting reprimanded at work for telling my boss that demanding uninterrupted productivity through Christmas is literally how Dickens introduces Scrooge
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Getting reprimanded at work for telling my boss that demanding uninterrupted productivity through Christmas is literally how Dickens introduces Scrooge
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
Very on brand for the Clippers to fuck up the relationship with the only player who ever wanted to retire a Clipper
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Very on brand for the Clippers to fuck up the relationship with the only player who ever wanted to retire a Clipper
Checked my PornHub Fapped and for the seventh year in a row "bisexual woman smoking" remains my top search
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Checked my PornHub Fapped and for the seventh year in a row "bisexual woman smoking" remains my top search
They'd never be able to make Jerky Boys albums now because of woke*
*No one answers the phone
*No one answers the phone
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
They'd never be able to make Jerky Boys albums now because of woke*
*No one answers the phone
*No one answers the phone
Can’t believe I came out to the arena alone to watch Payton Pritchard hang a 40 piece on my favorite team
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Can’t believe I came out to the arena alone to watch Payton Pritchard hang a 40 piece on my favorite team
I know Dean Wade has his limitations but I’m tired of hearing fans call for him to get pulled off the floor when he’s one of the only Cavs with a positive +/- at the moment
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I know Dean Wade has his limitations but I’m tired of hearing fans call for him to get pulled off the floor when he’s one of the only Cavs with a positive +/- at the moment
I’m performing in this wonderful charity show tonight. Love to see some friends there
The Improvised Food Drive — Imposters Theater - Home for Alternative Comedy and Other Nonsense
www.imposterstheater.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I’m performing in this wonderful charity show tonight. Love to see some friends there
Had the ultimate bonding time with my cat this morning: he used the litter box in the bathroom while I was on the toilet
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Had the ultimate bonding time with my cat this morning: he used the litter box in the bathroom while I was on the toilet
I know people, particularly national media, love to goof on the Cavs Diff thing, but how else am I supposed to know 40 is 1 more than 39? Pull out a calculator?
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I know people, particularly national media, love to goof on the Cavs Diff thing, but how else am I supposed to know 40 is 1 more than 39? Pull out a calculator?
All time great show. They should teach this in schools
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
All time great show. They should teach this in schools
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
And here’s our next float: The Dinty Moore Slop Train featuring a performance from Yo-Yo Ma
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
And here’s our next float: The Dinty Moore Slop Train featuring a performance from Yo-Yo Ma
Gotta be careful with the Grinch. He stole a whole Christmas once. No qualms about stealing your girl
Please be aware and stay vigilant out there 🚨
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Gotta be careful with the Grinch. He stole a whole Christmas once. No qualms about stealing your girl
Some of us have been living that Sex Cardigan Life for over a decade now
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
It’s not the sexiest of garments. It arguably looks more like a discarded fishing net. And yet it has cast a spell over the internet
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Some of us have been living that Sex Cardigan Life for over a decade now
Make it dangerous to touch a black man's radio again
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Make it dangerous to touch a black man's radio again
The Planet Fitness hero of the day is the older woman who looked like Edith Head in a tracksuit reading Sense and Sensibility on a treadmill. I hope your day is full of sunshine and simple pleasures
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The Planet Fitness hero of the day is the older woman who looked like Edith Head in a tracksuit reading Sense and Sensibility on a treadmill. I hope your day is full of sunshine and simple pleasures
If you want an empathetic companion, maybe you should just call your girlfriend
Every chatbot startup: “I saw people were lonely so I made a widget.”
A former physician has launched Robyn, an empathetic AI companion | TechCrunch
Robyn wants to position it self as an empathetic chatbot and not as a companion or a therapy app
techcrunch.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If you want an empathetic companion, maybe you should just call your girlfriend
All the fans in unspecified western US city must be pumped
KURTZ SO GOOD.
By a unanimous vote, Nick Kurtz of the A’s has been named the AL Rookie of the Year.
◻️ 122 H
◻️ 86 RBI
◻️ 36 HR
◻️ 1.002 OPS
◻️ 5.4 bWAR
By a unanimous vote, Nick Kurtz of the A’s has been named the AL Rookie of the Year.
◻️ 122 H
◻️ 86 RBI
◻️ 36 HR
◻️ 1.002 OPS
◻️ 5.4 bWAR
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
All the fans in unspecified western US city must be pumped
Starting the day with the full Tottenham experience
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Starting the day with the full Tottenham experience