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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr
@jalnor.bsky.social
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Author, webcomic maker, becoming a YouTuber. I'm autistic and that's not a bad thing. I think lives and happiness are more important than accumulating money. If you disagree on those things, we won't get along.
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 24d
Contents May Vary - my #SciFi #sitcom #webcomic about three accidental time travellers trying to understand (and survive in) the #dystopian distant past and avoid altering the timeline. Page 20 is now published and there's a new one every 2 weeks.
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#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 22 – "Armed and Nutritious"
How he really won those arm wrestles – it's not what you think!
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December 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Here it is, page 21 of Contents May Vary – "Community Building"
#ScienceFails and a possible way home in this page...
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December 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 21 – "Community Building"
#ScienceFails and a possible way home in this page...
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November 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Contents May Vary - my #SciFi #sitcom #webcomic about three accidental time travellers trying to understand (and survive in) the #dystopian distant past and avoid altering the timeline. Page 20 is now published and there's a new one every 2 weeks.
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November 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Here it is, page 20 of Contents May Vary – "Negotiable Loyalties"
A little bit of #comfort and Kortney is anyone's? Wow.
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Kortney: <I suppose it's only a half step from loyalty being negotiable for moneys.> Ricky: <True. Imagine only working somewhere because they offer you moneys and not because they're awesome.> Hallam: <We'll have to find out first hand soon. How do we find places to negotiate our loyalties?> Ricky: <It must work like in our time, they announce vacancies somewhere.> Kortney: <Gregory will know where.> Hallam: <What about how we go about bidding for those vacancies? It can't be as advanced as our system where they look up applicants on the Network and decide which ones to invite.> Ricky: (Sitting down) <Gregory will know what to do. He's survived here his whole life. Oh, this bed is surprisingly comfy for the era! It's easily on a par with a sleeping bag.> Kortney: (Also sitting) <Oh, it is! I hope mine is this comfy. Or I might let you seduce me from time to time after all.> Hallam: <So unprofessional.> Kortney: <We're not working. We're a community now.>
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 20 – "Negotiable Loyalties"
A little bit of #comfort and Kortney is anyone's? Wow.
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November 15, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Here it is, page 19 of Contents May Vary – "Tenancy"
Poor Hallam and that #Dibs Protocol. They're still getting the words wrong about #money too...
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(Trio entering Ricky's room, shown by Gregory) Ricky: Dibs my room. Hallam: <Frell.> Gregory: The other two are basically the same, make yourselves at home. (Trio in the room, Gregory turning to depart) Kortney: Thank you, Gregory. Gregory: I'll be downstairs... reading... quietly... if you guys need anything. Ricky: <That was an oddly shifty way to say that.> (Gregory gone) Kortney: <He's paranoid, it's probably a cover to fool anyone he thinks is watching.> Ricky: <I wonder what he'll really be doing.> Hallam: <We're going to need employment to get moneys. At least one of us.> Kortney: <By the time Lana Carroll was born, employment wasn't always enough moneys to secure a place to live. It will likely take more than one of us.> Hallam: <Not always enough? What else could they do for moneys?> Kortney: <Some traded... intimacy... for moneys. Others traded their art.> Ricky: <Trading intimacy? What a dystopia when even affection is negotiable.>
November 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 19 – "Tenancy"
Poor Hallam and that #Dibs Protocol. They're still getting the words wrong about #money too...
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November 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Here it is, page 18 of Contents May Vary – "Causality Concerns"
Could just #renting a house break their #timeline?
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October 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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So my age is now the ultimate answer to the ultimate question. Can that question please be "at what age do people start caring about my comics?"
October 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 18 – "Causality Concerns"
Could just #renting a house break their #timeline?
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October 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Here it is, page 17 of Contents May Vary – "Every So Often"
So #calendars work differently and if there's no #money, there's no such thing as #landlords or #deposit.
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Gregory: I'm happy to offer the rooms for a bargain price, five hundred a month each, with a five hundred deposit. You guys interested? Hallam: Five hundred what? Ricky: Deposit? Kortney: <A deposit is moneys held in case you break things.> Hallam: <And what's a month?> Kortney: <Twelve uneven portions of the year, from before most people could count past ten. Mostly alternating thirty and thirty-one days.> Hallam: <That's weird. Also, we only have two thousand four hundred moneys, so that would be most of it.> Kortney: We can... pay deposit today and... rent when we have jobs. Gregory: I really shouldn't say yes to that, but you guys seem solid. Ricky: <Did he think we were vapour?> Kortney: <It's from a 2D series. Shape shifting infiltrators referred to humans as "solids."> Ricky: <Oh, so he trusts us!>
October 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Reading the comics? Tell me about your favourite character in today's public poll!
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October 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 17 – "Every So Often"
In the #future, there are #NoLandlords.
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October 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Zack Polanski is such a good communicator. This is a perfect response to the people who are blaming anti-genocide protesters for the Manchester attack.
October 3, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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"Love all, trust a few."

—from All's Well That Ends Well by William Shakespeare
October 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Trans people are increasingly being painted as a threat to women.

We’re supporting @nionwomen.bsky.social to fight back against this harmful narrative. 👇
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Rejecting the false narrative that frames trans people as a threat to women
Trans people are increasingly being painted as a threat to women. We're supporting Not In Our Name (NION) Women to fight back against this harmful narrative.
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October 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Here it is, page 16 of Contents May Vary – "Verbal Tour"
They don't have fridges in the #future? Or do they just call them something else?
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Gregory: Anyway, let me give you a verbal tour. All the rooms are about this size. Back there is the kitchen, there are cupboards and fridge shelves marked out for each room. Hallam: Fridge? What is? Gregory: Oh, a refrigerator. It's... Ricky: Food cryogenics! Gregory: Er, yeah. Through the back is stairs down to cellar storage, don't worry about that. Up on first floor are bedrooms 1 and 2. Ricky: <Easier access for a late night rendezvous, as long as the neighbour doesn't mind. You're not invited, Hallam.> Hallam: <Watch it, or I'll write you up.> Kortney: <You're not in charge here, silly.> Gregory: The, uh... second floor is a big bathroom and a box room, third floor is bedroom 3 and mine. Gregory: (Whisper) But I don't sleep up there. I have four cots in the cellar. Kortney: <Top floor dibs!> Hallam: <Damned International Dibs Protocol.> Kortney: (Whispering) We're safe from the Secret Government, don't worry about us sleeping upstairs. Gregory: Oh, cool!
September 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Michelle Mone, her husband and the government ministers involved in giving their company the PPE contract should be arrested and tried for conspiracy to defraud the public purse, with fines totalling the amount plus credit card interest and substantial custodial sentences.
September 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 16 – "Verbal Tour"
They don't have fridges in the #future? Or do they just call them something else?
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September 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Andor, a Disney+ show about resisting fascism, just won 5 Emmys. Three days later, the network caved to it.
This is the Rebellion manifesto written by the character Nemik from the series Andor. It offers a guideline for hope while under threat from tyranny and inspiration for those brave enough to stand up and fight.
September 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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We all have a duty 👇🏽
September 19, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Here it is, page 15 of Contents May Vary – "Secret Government"
So Gregory is a #conspiracy #nut. That's not #worrying... is it?
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Hallam: (To Gregory) <*Secret* government?!> Gregory: Sorry? Kortney: Hallam didn't... think the secret government... here? Gregory: Oh. No, they're global. The lizard men saw to that before any of us were born. Ricky: Lizard men?! Gregory: From Saturn, or Uranus, depending who's right. Their own world is being frozen out so they want ours. Hallam: (To Kortney) <Is this guy ill?> Kortney: <Clearly. I've seen historical 2Ds about beliefs in this stuff, it was disillusioned people who weren't ready to accept that the world was in freefall, so they had to believe there was some kind of plan, even if it was an evil plan.> Ricky: (Side-eyeing Gregory) That's an... excellent translation for Hallam, Kortney. Kortney: Thank you, Ricky! Hallam: <Oh, great, I get to be labelled the class idiot again. Stop it, both of you.> Ricky: <Again? Is that a story you *haven't* told me hundreds of times?> Hallam: <No, a slip of the tongue. Quiet.>
September 13, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 15 – "Secret Government"
So Gregory is a #conspiracy #nut. That's not #worrying... is it?
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September 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Here it is, page 14 of Contents May Vary – "Doors and Corners"
Manual doors are confusing, but #AutoDoors are a #conspiracy?
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August 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM