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Joe @jakuuire.bsky.social · Apr 22

Y'all giving out blue checks now 👀👀....

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Joe @jakuuire.bsky.social · Mar 31

Feels like a good day for a cry session

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NBC News @nbcnews.com · Mar 25

Nikki Glaser said that she is thinking twice about performing political jokes, including those about President Trump, over fears of getting death threats or being detained.

Nikki Glaser says she fears getting death threats or detained over political humor

The comedian opened up about the risks of mocking political figures, including President Donald Trump, at the Mark Twain Prize gala for Conan O'Brien at the Kennedy Center.

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Joe @jakuuire.bsky.social · Mar 19

Definitely due for a crying session

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The Onion @theonion.com · Mar 4

Elon Musk Begins Cabinet Meeting By Putting Index Finger Through Fly Of Pants

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Joe @jakuuire.bsky.social · Mar 2

Is Tate McRae a plant? Never heard of her and now she's all over my timeline....

I know a PR push when I see it

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Joe @jakuuire.bsky.social · Feb 27

I'm so grumpy today

Joe @jakuuire.bsky.social · Feb 26

All I want to do is find a bad chick who is not overly religious. lol

Joe @jakuuire.bsky.social · Feb 4

$20 million??!!

Baller Alert @balleralert.com · Feb 4

Jim Jones Admits to Blowing $20 Million From “We Fly High” Success: “A Few Years of Not Being Responsible” [Video]

Jim Jones is opening up about the mainstream success of his hit, “We Fly High (Ballin),” and just how much money he made and spent. Video During a recent sit-down […] The post Jim Jones Admits to Blowing $20 Million From “We Fly High” Success: “A Few…

dlvr.it

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · Jan 30

Normalizing spelling out what people actually mean when they cite DEI rather than letting them hide behind the safe cover of a euphemism that's been sapped of meaning

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The New York Times @nytimes.com · Jan 30

Tulsi Gabbard, President Trump’s nominee for director of national intelligence, refused to fully denounce the 2013 leaks by Edward Snowden, eliciting concern from both parties at a combative confirmation hearing on Thursday.

Gabbard’s Hearing Turns Tense Over Snowden Questions

Tulsi Gabbard, President Trump’s nominee for director of national intelligence, refused to fully denounce the 2013 leaks by Edward J. Snowden, eliciting concern from both parties.

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Joe @jakuuire.bsky.social · Jan 27

When you look at the state of the world and you're just done with everything

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Joe @jakuuire.bsky.social · Jan 27

DeepSeek this, DeepSeek that. You should come over and let me get deep in there

#Afterdark

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Techmeme @techmeme.com · Jan 26

DeepSeek's iOS app is now the top free app in Apple's App Store in the US, just ahead of ChatGPT (Anthony Ha/TechCrunch)

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The Athletic @theathletic.com · Jan 26

Jalen Hurts' passing yards in his playoff wins:

◻️ 154 vs. NYG (2022)
◻️ 121 vs. SF (2022)
◻️ 131 vs. GB (2024)
◻️ 128 vs. LAR (2024)
◻️ 246 vs. WSH (2024)

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Winnipeg Free Press @winnipegfreepress.com · Jan 25

WASHINGTON (AP) — The CIA now believes the virus responsible for the COVID-19 pandemic likely originated from a laboratory, according to an assessment released Saturday that points the finger at China even while acknowledging that the spy agency has “low confidence” in its own conclusion.

CIA believes COVID likely originated from a lab, but agency has low confidence in its own finding

WASHINGTON (AP) — The CIA now believes the virus responsible for the COVID-19 pandemic likely originated from a laboratory, according to an assessment released Saturday that points the finger at China even while acknowledging that the spy agency has “low confidence” in its own conclusion.

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The Onion @theonion.com · Jan 25

Surgeon General Recommends Adding Cancer Warning To All Nuclear Bombs
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Surgeon General Recommends Adding Cancer Warning To All Nuclear Bombs

WASHINGTON—Pointing to the mounting scientific evidence showing the risks of using such explosive devices, outgoing U.S. Surgeon General Vivek Murthy issued an advisory this week in which he recommended adding cancer warning labels to all nuclear bombs. “Nuclear bombs can cause cancer anywhere they are detonated, yet far too few Americans understand the dangers of […]

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Joe @jakuuire.bsky.social · Jan 24

I'm not bored. I just don't have enough money

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Techmeme @techmeme.com · Jan 23

HSBC shuts Zing after launching the payments app in Jan. 2024 to compete with Revolut and Wise, marking the latest failed fintech venture by a traditional bank (Akila Quinio/Financial Times)

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