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Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · Mar 3

My mother's land.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht0H...

Danish PM Mette Frederiksen Speaks About Ukraine

YouTube video by Crosscut Films

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Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 3h

Trump raped and killed children on Epstein Island.

We see him use violence here.

He would have had some girls that cried too much and he would have strangled them.

That's why the Epstein Files are so damaging.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 3h

I have to queue at the end of the line, when it is barbecue time.

Otherwise there may be no food left.

I have never found any food to be erotic, nor its opposite. There is a simple please in being all devouring. So I attempted to google Radioactive Wafer but google is as useless as a soggy wafer

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 3h

Here's the deal Putin made some years ago.

Trump gets all North and South America, plus Greenland.
Xi gets Taiwan and South China Sea.
Putin gets Imperial Russia back
North Korea gets South Korea

Netanyahu gets his beautiful beachfront property with a Trump tower.

Hope is strong, but this deal :(

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 3h

#vssdaily #hearth

In the distant past
And on YouTube survival shows
Fire is the flame of life
Never let that flame expire
In the chill of the cave
Rome had Vestal Virgins
Who built a whole religion
Based on firemaking
Freaky
Sexless smoking action
Now Health and Safety
Removed your flaming hearth

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Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 4h

#haveachat #jakob #frog #hop #portland

Hop.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw5z...

A Message From The Frog Resistance

YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 4h

His private army has been disappearing and killing people.

Trump has every right to be alarmed at how little resistance there is against him.

I am too.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 6h

There were probably other judges who died young, or had damage done to them.

All of them got death threats, even Justice Roberts.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 8h

Get the sunscreen out.

Or mask up like an ICE agent.

But I hear the best all-over protection is a frog costume.

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Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 9h

Anyone in ICE with a tan, should be very nervous.

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Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 9h

He doesn't know a lot.

Because he doesn't work at all.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 17h

My latest thought was to attack back in the same way MAGA would.

"Is Barron really Trump's son?"

"He is very much taller, handsomer, and smarter"

That sort of thing. Take the limelight away from Trump, he will hate that.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 17h

I was thinking today if Democrats had an attack dog.

A person whose task it is to attack in the way that MAGA does.

Perhaps a team who can dream up all the worst that is to come has that evil imagination.

For example, reversed. MAGA would question if Barron was really Trump's son as a start.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 17h

I think the deal was...

Trump gets all of North and South America.

Putin gets Europe.

Xi gets Taiwan and South China Sea.

North Korea gets South Korea.

Except, nobody asked Ukraine.

So Russia's dying instead. But Trump is still pushing for South America. Panama, Venezuela, Argentina, etc.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 17h

Trump is a world class moron.

Oh well, I hope he doesn't last the full term out, it will be a disaster for the world.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 17h

Nigel is a Russian.

Vote him in, get the British version of Trump.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 17h

o.O

I must be cheap.

But I do shop at OP shops a lot.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 17h

To announce Argentina as the 51st State.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 17h

Everyone in the White House got paid, and free holidays in Qatar.

If that's their thing.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 17h

You give great service
That seventeen syllables
Can shed haiku light

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 18h

Better act fast or ex-Trump donors will find out what it's like to be deported to Ugandan jails.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 18h

I don't know who these people are.

I have the feeling that I am lucky in that regard.

Probably helps that I have no television.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 18h

"Hello?"
"..."
"Ah, he's escaped again? Ok, ok. I'll get the team out, he will probably be running around the park in his underpants, again."
"..."
"Yes, lucky he has underpants, otherwise you'd see his RS."

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 18h

I feel sorry that Zelenskyy has to deal with Trump.

Trump is a gormless moron unfit to change his own underpants.

He is as thick as two Trumpers.

And yet Americans haven't got rid of him yet.

Oh well, Ukraine will have to be the land of the free.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 18h

Lord Satan.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 18h

lol

I scroll down past the Ai inanities.

Then past the adverts designed to be irrelevant to me, but pander to whoever paid the most to advertise.

Then on about page two, I find what I want
Or give up.

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