Jake Boss
@jakeboss.bsky.social
Director of Production at The Command Zone.
I know this dude Rothko played magic but I can’t prove it
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I know this dude Rothko played magic but I can’t prove it
I love when people misspell words because it means they heard it in a video essay or on xbox live instead of reading it in some stupid book.
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I love when people misspell words because it means they heard it in a video essay or on xbox live instead of reading it in some stupid book.
oh fuck my opponent is conceding I gotta hit good game really quick before they go!!
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
oh fuck my opponent is conceding I gotta hit good game really quick before they go!!
In a post last week, I talked about outrunning emotions with work. I mentioned my dad and what I thought was hot tech: "You'll never get that apology you're owed."
Weirdly, after years of not talking, he called last night. He was talking about end of life insurance he wanted.
Weirdly, after years of not talking, he called last night. He was talking about end of life insurance he wanted.
I need to yap:
I have a really good long term memory. Family members are always commenting on how strange it is that I remember conversations we had as kids. That leads to a lot of nostalgia and a lot of dwelling. It’s so hard to get past some things.
I have a really good long term memory. Family members are always commenting on how strange it is that I remember conversations we had as kids. That leads to a lot of nostalgia and a lot of dwelling. It’s so hard to get past some things.
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
In a post last week, I talked about outrunning emotions with work. I mentioned my dad and what I thought was hot tech: "You'll never get that apology you're owed."
Weirdly, after years of not talking, he called last night. He was talking about end of life insurance he wanted.
Weirdly, after years of not talking, he called last night. He was talking about end of life insurance he wanted.
Someday, if you’re lucky and work really hard, you’ll become so good at something and so successful that your life becomes exclusively sending emails and doing very little of the thing you’re good at.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Someday, if you’re lucky and work really hard, you’ll become so good at something and so successful that your life becomes exclusively sending emails and doing very little of the thing you’re good at.
I started doing dutch on duolingo and it made this card funnier.
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I started doing dutch on duolingo and it made this card funnier.
Every few years I pull out my bionicle collection and work on completing it and each time I’m more satisfied because I forget all the work I’ve put into it. Everything is sorted so neatly and lots of sets are complete that I figured weren’t. Endgame is having all of 2001-2003.
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Every few years I pull out my bionicle collection and work on completing it and each time I’m more satisfied because I forget all the work I’ve put into it. Everything is sorted so neatly and lots of sets are complete that I figured weren’t. Endgame is having all of 2001-2003.
I need to yap:
I have a really good long term memory. Family members are always commenting on how strange it is that I remember conversations we had as kids. That leads to a lot of nostalgia and a lot of dwelling. It’s so hard to get past some things.
I have a really good long term memory. Family members are always commenting on how strange it is that I remember conversations we had as kids. That leads to a lot of nostalgia and a lot of dwelling. It’s so hard to get past some things.
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I need to yap:
I have a really good long term memory. Family members are always commenting on how strange it is that I remember conversations we had as kids. That leads to a lot of nostalgia and a lot of dwelling. It’s so hard to get past some things.
I have a really good long term memory. Family members are always commenting on how strange it is that I remember conversations we had as kids. That leads to a lot of nostalgia and a lot of dwelling. It’s so hard to get past some things.
And that completes round 1! All contestants and non-competitors have been eliminated.
Let’s have a spelling bee. Spell this magic card. Failure to do so will result in elimination.
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 AM
And that completes round 1! All contestants and non-competitors have been eliminated.
Let’s have a spelling bee. Spell this magic card. Failure to do so will result in elimination.
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Let’s have a spelling bee. Spell this magic card. Failure to do so will result in elimination.
I’ve been working really hard on getting my finances right and I’m pleased to announce that I’m now officially a billionaire.
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I’ve been working really hard on getting my finances right and I’m pleased to announce that I’m now officially a billionaire.
Six years ago when I moved into my apartment, I realized a kid had just joined band because he was practicing next to his open window. I was annoyed at the idea of living next to that, but I stopped caring when he kept getting better over time.
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Six years ago when I moved into my apartment, I realized a kid had just joined band because he was practicing next to his open window. I was annoyed at the idea of living next to that, but I stopped caring when he kept getting better over time.
The gang’s all here.
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The gang’s all here.
If you put your car in park in the drive through, you clearly never worked in one and had a 20 year old breathing down your neck about your window times.
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
If you put your car in park in the drive through, you clearly never worked in one and had a 20 year old breathing down your neck about your window times.
Funnel cakes rule
We’re the funnel cakes.
We’re the funnel cakes.
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Funnel cakes rule
We’re the funnel cakes.
We’re the funnel cakes.
The biggest mistake NFL broadcasting makes is not including a slide whistle sound effect during passing plays.
November 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The biggest mistake NFL broadcasting makes is not including a slide whistle sound effect during passing plays.
Turns out my costume *is* on a magic card.
November 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Turns out my costume *is* on a magic card.
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Who is the most attractive character on a magic card? Bonus points if they’re in Jeskai.
October 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Who is the most attractive character on a magic card? Bonus points if they’re in Jeskai.
That Skattebo injury is horrendous.
October 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
That Skattebo injury is horrendous.
Landlord beige is perfect in the autumn.
October 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Landlord beige is perfect in the autumn.
Cool projects at work. Cool projects at home. Cool project at lunch. There isn’t enough time to do all the shit I want to do which feels like the opposite of depression.
October 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Cool projects at work. Cool projects at home. Cool project at lunch. There isn’t enough time to do all the shit I want to do which feels like the opposite of depression.
Thinking about the volcano menu
October 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Thinking about the volcano menu
This looked like an anti-EDHREC graphic at a glance.
With Halloween next week, let's dedicate this Question of the Week to the creatures in Magic that scare us the most.
We wanna know: What's the SCARIEST creature type in Magic?
One response per person. If you give multiple answers, only the first will be tallied.
#EDH #Commander #Halloween #MTG
We wanna know: What's the SCARIEST creature type in Magic?
One response per person. If you give multiple answers, only the first will be tallied.
#EDH #Commander #Halloween #MTG
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This looked like an anti-EDHREC graphic at a glance.