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@jakebeckhard.bsky.social
· Dec 13
I directed a lot of plays this year, and I’m going to put them in this thread because the nice folks at the @dramaleague.bsky.social put me on a Directors To Follow list, and so far I’ve only posted about soccer and Luigi Mangione and Conclave.
The Frangellicle Ball, is that something
August 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The Frangellicle Ball, is that something
damn rejection is so good
August 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
damn rejection is so good
i've got a phrase stuck in my head, and it's "john proctor is the doctor"
March 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
i've got a phrase stuck in my head, and it's "john proctor is the doctor"
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🚨NEW POD🚨
bit.ly/41KxLKy
WE TALK:
🏠Full Hour on Home Opener🤩
🌊Shore Nice to Debut👶
🖍️Porter Hot Seat🧯
and MORE
(banter ends at min. 6:15 btw)
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WE TALK:
🏠Full Hour on Home Opener🤩
🌊Shore Nice to Debut👶
🖍️Porter Hot Seat🧯
and MORE
(banter ends at min. 6:15 btw)
subscribe luvlies 💙🔵🔵
S11E3: Shore Thing
This was the day we truly became Season Eleven, Blue Ballers. Jake and Trey can't help themselves — your boys in blue devote the WHOLE episode to a man-by-man and play-by-play unpacking of the 2-1 vic...
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March 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
🚨NEW POD🚨
bit.ly/41KxLKy
WE TALK:
🏠Full Hour on Home Opener🤩
🌊Shore Nice to Debut👶
🖍️Porter Hot Seat🧯
and MORE
(banter ends at min. 6:15 btw)
subscribe luvlies 💙🔵🔵
bit.ly/41KxLKy
WE TALK:
🏠Full Hour on Home Opener🤩
🌊Shore Nice to Debut👶
🖍️Porter Hot Seat🧯
and MORE
(banter ends at min. 6:15 btw)
subscribe luvlies 💙🔵🔵
LinkedIn Park, is that something?
March 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
LinkedIn Park, is that something?
I feel like letterboxd people are gonna go apeshit for Mickey 17 out of spite
March 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I feel like letterboxd people are gonna go apeshit for Mickey 17 out of spite
tisch undergrads stay winning and stay sort of wristy and effete while being married to strong women, all love to sean baker
March 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
tisch undergrads stay winning and stay sort of wristy and effete while being married to strong women, all love to sean baker
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🚨NEW POD🚨
(new season!)
bit.ly/4ihSWug
WE TALK:
🙂 Mixed Bag Miami 🙃
📝 Gaffer Grade? 🤔
🤏 The Pinch/Celly 🕺
🪽 LAF-we'll C 😳
and MORE
subscribe bbs 💙🔵🔵
(new season!)
bit.ly/4ihSWug
WE TALK:
🙂 Mixed Bag Miami 🙃
📝 Gaffer Grade? 🤔
🤏 The Pinch/Celly 🕺
🪽 LAF-we'll C 😳
and MORE
subscribe bbs 💙🔵🔵
S11E1: The Man Who Stared At GOAT
We're back, blue bitches, for Season Eleven! Jake and Trey, your boys in blue, are so excited to talk to you about NYCFC's season opener that we're pinching ourselves in the neck to make sure we're no...
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February 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
🚨NEW POD🚨
(new season!)
bit.ly/4ihSWug
WE TALK:
🙂 Mixed Bag Miami 🙃
📝 Gaffer Grade? 🤔
🤏 The Pinch/Celly 🕺
🪽 LAF-we'll C 😳
and MORE
subscribe bbs 💙🔵🔵
(new season!)
bit.ly/4ihSWug
WE TALK:
🙂 Mixed Bag Miami 🙃
📝 Gaffer Grade? 🤔
🤏 The Pinch/Celly 🕺
🪽 LAF-we'll C 😳
and MORE
subscribe bbs 💙🔵🔵
Beastars season 3 is very good, I know this isn’t important and the world is ending and this is for an audience of zero even among my followers but I still need to post it because of my mental illness.
January 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Beastars season 3 is very good, I know this isn’t important and the world is ending and this is for an audience of zero even among my followers but I still need to post it because of my mental illness.
The last five years but it’s an Otessa Moshfegh style essayist who pens a hit autofiction novel and then cucks her loser actor boyfriend who can’t book anything but summerstock.
January 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The last five years but it’s an Otessa Moshfegh style essayist who pens a hit autofiction novel and then cucks her loser actor boyfriend who can’t book anything but summerstock.
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The Brutalist is if you tried to imitate the best bits of The Master and There Will Be Blood but your dialogue has gone through google translate and you use heroin, holocaust and rape as character traits. Gripping opening scene but then there’s 3+ hours after it.
January 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
The Brutalist is if you tried to imitate the best bits of The Master and There Will Be Blood but your dialogue has gone through google translate and you use heroin, holocaust and rape as character traits. Gripping opening scene but then there’s 3+ hours after it.
god I wish I could read a really excellent pan of the brutalist
December 23, 2024 at 5:10 AM
god I wish I could read a really excellent pan of the brutalist
Got to see suffs tonight
December 22, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Got to see suffs tonight
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@jakebeckhard.bsky.social said something (on a soccer podcast) about how broadway is just becoming ip works because it’s most accessible to tourists (put much more eloquently) and it’s seeming more and more true every announcement
Carly Rae Jepsen rumoured to be writing the score for Lena Dunham's broadway adaptation of 10 Things I Hate About You
Carly Rae Jepsen rumoured to be writing the score for Lena Dunham's 10 Things I Hate About You
Lena Dunham has been working on an adaptation of 10 Things I Hate About You, which is set to open on Broadway.
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December 17, 2024 at 5:14 PM
@jakebeckhard.bsky.social said something (on a soccer podcast) about how broadway is just becoming ip works because it’s most accessible to tourists (put much more eloquently) and it’s seeming more and more true every announcement
I directed a lot of plays this year, and I’m going to put them in this thread because the nice folks at the @dramaleague.bsky.social put me on a Directors To Follow list, and so far I’ve only posted about soccer and Luigi Mangione and Conclave.
December 13, 2024 at 10:23 PM
I directed a lot of plays this year, and I’m going to put them in this thread because the nice folks at the @dramaleague.bsky.social put me on a Directors To Follow list, and so far I’ve only posted about soccer and Luigi Mangione and Conclave.
Cuck chair? Haha, no that’s my
December 11, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Cuck chair? Haha, no that’s my
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They got him looking like a dude who would choose to play for the Italian national team after coming through the USMNT youth setup.
Authorities have released the mugshot of Luigi Mangione, FOX Baltimore reports
December 9, 2024 at 11:12 PM
They got him looking like a dude who would choose to play for the Italian national team after coming through the USMNT youth setup.
whats the ceo of medica up to
December 6, 2024 at 4:38 AM
whats the ceo of medica up to
what’s good how’s everyone doing this thanksgiving, anybody texted their hs crushes yet
November 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
what’s good how’s everyone doing this thanksgiving, anybody texted their hs crushes yet
Was not in any way prepared for Liza colon zayas as Mrs Claus
November 28, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Was not in any way prepared for Liza colon zayas as Mrs Claus
Brilliant-Chanot-Ballouchy manager triumvirate inbound. Get Roman up ins. @blueballspod.bsky.social
USL Super League news:
Frederic Brillant is out as manager of DC Power by mutual consent.
Frederic Brillant is out as manager of DC Power by mutual consent.
November 28, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Brilliant-Chanot-Ballouchy manager triumvirate inbound. Get Roman up ins. @blueballspod.bsky.social
Damn, last night was a movie, haha (the 10:15pm showing of Conclave at Lincoln Square)
November 26, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Damn, last night was a movie, haha (the 10:15pm showing of Conclave at Lincoln Square)
Now the assistant coaches are sequestered until the end of the conclave, right?
November 26, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Now the assistant coaches are sequestered until the end of the conclave, right?
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why would trans people do this
November 23, 2024 at 8:43 PM
why would trans people do this