Jaimie's Erotica
@jaimieserotica.bsky.social
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English erotica writer and blogger. I'm a femme bi woman and enthusiastic taker of 'boudoir selfies'. I'd love to see you round at mine: www.jaimieserotica.com
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These days when people ask me how to become a successful blogger I feel like a fraud if I don’t include “start at least ten years ago” in the answer. Building traffic through search was challenging but possible back then - it is all but impossible now.
Celebrated c*nt Sam Altman has announced that TwatGPT will be able, from December, to rip off the work of erotica writers because, hey, why should we miss out on getting fucked over like other creatives?
Found this while I was weeping into my lunch.
I will not go gentle into that good night, Altman.
Practical Tips for Authors to Protect Their Works from AI Use - The Authors Guild
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Yes, this! I just LOVE spending an hour or so of my life playing with word combinations on the title of a new piece I've written just so that it tickles the nipples of some arbitrary fucking algorithm. Grrrrrrrr.
The whole Turkish bath followed by a scented-oil-pummelling thing should be on everyone's bucket-list. Being scrubbed with gallons of soap-suds on a white marble block in just my bikini was like something from an erotic fantasy novel and that was even before the massage began!
15 minutes? No wonder she turned to AI! 😂
Turkey a few years ago: An exfoliating scrub with so much foam I thought I was a snowman then a full hour of scented oil deep tissue pummelling. It wasn't meant to be an erotic massage but only about 2% of my body remained untouched. After, I went back to my room, masturbated then slept for 3 hours!
Oooh! I'll be examining this one later. The toy drawer is in need of a refresh.. x
Since you asked, I love it, actually but I'm only just starting to get brave enough to write about it...
That's such a beautiful image. The light is just perfect (the girl is gorgeous as well - obviously).
New #erotica time, and I've gone all 'Black Mirror'. This is the first in what will be a series of erotic stories inspired by songs; this one on an all-time banger by Goldfrapp.
Would you pay by the hour for an evening with a beautiful, strict #android?
Jx
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woman wearing latex corselet and stockings
Please tell me he was a special forces dude in full black assault fatigues watching you work through his high-tech helmet mounted goggles. Holy fuck what a mental image...
I love that cover photo. Very hot!
Preach sistah! I had to go on this journey myself. Being true to yourself is the only authentic way through. X
Truth. She would totally get it. As would Jovita. I'm such a strictly whore...😻
Yes, yes I have. I need to read.
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Rare example of a blog post where I started writing about one hot thing then realised something else was even hotter.

NEW blog: spit in my mouth (and elsewhere)

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/spit-in...

Stunning art by @stuartcb.bsky.social . I love her thighs ❤️
Woman lies on her back with legs wrapped round a man. Her thighs are delightfully pitted with cellulite and her mouth is open. He, holding her jaw with hot aggression, trails a string of spit from his own mouth into hers.
"I saw a couple of women holding hands and kissing, and it made me want to throw up."
To get to the other side. Obvs.
New post now live on the site about, ermmm, 'man-mayo'.
It had to happen sooner or later.
Jx
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#erotica #sexywriting #sexblog #semen #badbadbadgirl #suchagoodgirl
New story now live on the blog. This time, I've gone for a modern twist on the Rapunzel fairy tale - set in New York City. No photo of my bum this time, either, but an actual illustration by yours truly!
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#erotica #sexystory #writing
11. I'm thinking that's bad, right?
Hi all. In the latest shameless attempt to drum up a bit of traffic while I'm having a bit of a site refresh and writing some new stuff, here's an oldie but goodie. Short, dirty but oh-so-sweet.
One of my fave pics of my bum too!
Jxx
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#erotica #sexywriting #taboo
woman kneels on bed in black stockings, heels and corset
That's lovely. Very atmospheric.