Jaf
@jaffne.bsky.social
Just a Jaf. Sometimes a librarian. Mostly tired. Crafty, in the good way. Trans women are women, trans men are men, trans rights are human rights. Kindness is free. Scotlandshire. She/her.
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This is Uni. She has ridden to work with her human every day in their bike basket for the last seven years. Has been offered many other forms of transportation, but refuses them all in favor of the Honey Baked Ham Express. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: unihalo)
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This is Uni. She has ridden to work with her human every day in their bike basket for the last seven years. Has been offered many other forms of transportation, but refuses them all in favor of the Honey Baked Ham Express. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: unihalo)
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Did it lads, I found Edinburgh's daftest floorplan
December 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Did it lads, I found Edinburgh's daftest floorplan
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
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oh this is
something
something
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
oh this is
something
something
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
did… did the dog write this recipe
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online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
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“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
me: round egg please
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
me: round egg please
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Well that sure is an interesting gif.
December 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Well that sure is an interesting gif.
Enjoying Google Travel's options for flying from Edinburgh to Malta.
From the helipad at the hospital.
From the helipad at the hospital.
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Enjoying Google Travel's options for flying from Edinburgh to Malta.
From the helipad at the hospital.
From the helipad at the hospital.
Operation 'Make Shitloads of Tablet for Festive Purposes' has begun.
Halfway there.
Halfway there.
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Operation 'Make Shitloads of Tablet for Festive Purposes' has begun.
Halfway there.
Halfway there.
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head librarian: guys, we’re missing some picture books from the kids’ section, does anyone know what happened to them?
assistant librarian, lady macbeth: why are you all looking at me
assistant librarian, lady macbeth: why are you all looking at me
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
head librarian: guys, we’re missing some picture books from the kids’ section, does anyone know what happened to them?
assistant librarian, lady macbeth: why are you all looking at me
assistant librarian, lady macbeth: why are you all looking at me
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Last night’s finished project. Bossman let us know there would be a white elephant Christmas exchange at our work party next week with a $10 cap. Hubby had the lightening bolt idea of a goldfish bowl.
Who wouldn’t want this for their office. No muss, no fuss, & hopefully brings a bit of a smile. 😅
Who wouldn’t want this for their office. No muss, no fuss, & hopefully brings a bit of a smile. 😅
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Last night’s finished project. Bossman let us know there would be a white elephant Christmas exchange at our work party next week with a $10 cap. Hubby had the lightening bolt idea of a goldfish bowl.
Who wouldn’t want this for their office. No muss, no fuss, & hopefully brings a bit of a smile. 😅
Who wouldn’t want this for their office. No muss, no fuss, & hopefully brings a bit of a smile. 😅
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In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
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Artist: monkeon https://b3ta.com/board/11423387
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
Artist: monkeon https://b3ta.com/board/11423387
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
December 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Artist: monkeon https://b3ta.com/board/11423387
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
Artist: monkeon https://b3ta.com/board/11423387
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
Why does my energy company, which I have a substantial credit with, think that it's reasonable to arbitrarily raise my direct debit so that they'll have even more of my money to cover some hypothetical future usage?
December 6, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Why does my energy company, which I have a substantial credit with, think that it's reasonable to arbitrarily raise my direct debit so that they'll have even more of my money to cover some hypothetical future usage?
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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This wood “robot” can plant seeds in remote places.
Watch it drill into soil on #WorldSoilDay: https://scim.ag/48BaHBz
Watch it drill into soil on #WorldSoilDay: https://scim.ag/48BaHBz
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This wood “robot” can plant seeds in remote places.
Watch it drill into soil on #WorldSoilDay: https://scim.ag/48BaHBz
Watch it drill into soil on #WorldSoilDay: https://scim.ag/48BaHBz
Absolutely creepy wankers. She served her country and all they can think about is her genitals.
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
HHS changed the name of transgender health leader on her official portrait
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Absolutely creepy wankers. She served her country and all they can think about is her genitals.
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This is so accurate it causes me mild physical pain.
December 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This is so accurate it causes me mild physical pain.
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
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Babe, come over, we’re straying further & further from god’s light
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Babe, come over, we’re straying further & further from god’s light