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Jae Arden
@jaearden.bsky.social
Necromancer gamer girl posing as a human entity. Writer. Crafter & Pyromancer. Auralist. Good girl. Maple syrup runs through my eldritch heart🔞🐸

Website
https://xstarvingartistx.wixsite.com/jaearden

Ko-fi
https://ko-fi.com/jaearden
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Had a dream that started with seeing a white horse and ended with kissing a guy who may actually have been the horse? And flirting with a guy I thought was the horse's owner but might have been his lover? And now I have a mfm horse shifter story idea in my head.

#WriterProblems
December 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Hey, what’s a song that makes you cry? I’m making a playlist.
December 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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The only live action Gaston movie that would be worth watching is one that takes place in the Saw or Human Centipede universe.

We want to see Gaston wake up in a twisted noble's grimy castle basement and then see how much blood he's willing to lose to escape.
December 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Words for said;

ADMISSION
acquiesced, admitted, assented, conceded, confessed, confirmed

A full compendium
Words Instead of Said | jaearden
A compendium of words to use instead of 'said'.
xstarvingartistx.wixsite.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Things are progressing nicely.

Anyone else horny? Get it? No? I'll go back to my corner.

#pyrography #WoodCrafts #SmallBusiness #GiftIdeas #handcrafted #SmallArtists
December 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I have cleaned out the fridge and the freezer and somehow gained exactly 0 space. Not sure how that is possible after everything I threw away and the entire chunk of cheese I just sent down my gullet.
December 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING: The grilled cheese made with mystery cheese and burned on one side is still good. I repeat. The grilled cheese is good.👍
December 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
BREAKING BREAKING: I accidentally burned one side of my sammy.😭
December 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
BREAKING: I have discovered a palatable cheese! Grilled sandwich shenanigans are about to commence.
December 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Am I listening to a star wars themed carol of the bells song right now? Yes I am. Will it save me from the absolute WORST cheese I just tried? Probably not. But it cant make it worse.
December 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Oh that last one was disgusting. Having regrets. Save me.

*eats a different piece of cheese as a palette cleanser
Cleaning out the fridge and playing my favorite cheese guessing game. Is this cheese sharp and bitter because its supposed to be or is it going to kill me? Guess we will find out pretty soon.
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Cleaning out the fridge and playing my favorite cheese guessing game. Is this cheese sharp and bitter because its supposed to be or is it going to kill me? Guess we will find out pretty soon.
December 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My homemade fudge is now available in my etsy shop. Get unique flavors like Matcha Frappe, Fireball(hot cinnamon), Smores, and MORE!

#SmallBusiness #Candy #Fudge #Yummy #Delicious
December 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
🎧 Jae's Ultimate Music Collection 🎧

Lindsey Stirling(Holiday)
The best of Lindsey Stirling(Holiday). Just because. I'm not obsessed or anything. Okay, maybe a little.

#Auralist #Auralism #Audiophile #Music #Playlist #Radio

Listen here;

Spotify:
Lindsey Stirling(Holiday)
Playlist · Jae's Ultimate Music Collection · 28 items
open.spotify.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Lookie what's coming to my etsy shop soon!

*gleefully rubs hands together

What should I put on them??
December 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It's Gameday again minions. In Further Adventures of Skye Demonbane

A lush hidden cavern.

#GameDay #GW2 #GuildWars2 #SkyeDemonbane #GamerGirl #ALTtext
December 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Meta has removed or restricted dozens of accounts belonging to abortion access providers, queer groups and reproductive health organizations in the past weeks in what campaigners call one of the “biggest waves of censorship” on its platforms in years.
December 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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I'm crying, you're crying, we're all crying. 😭💙🐕
December 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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“The world’s 7 richest individuals are all now powerful media barons, controlling what 🌎 sees, reads, and hears, marking a new chapter in oligarchical control over society and striking another blow at a free, independent press and diversity of opinion.” www.mintpressnews.com/the-seven-ri...
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Who has at least two thumbs and a new mouse? This gal.👍

I've never had a vertical mouse before so I figured why not try it. It's supposed to be better for your wrist I guess. It's going to take a little getting used to.

Frustration level back to baseline, for now.😅
December 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My Favorite Writerly Productivity Apps
Writerly Productivity Apps | jaearden
Helpful productivity apps for writers and authors.
xstarvingartistx.wixsite.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The voice slithered through his mind, spreading out tendrils, trying to find purchase like some insidious climbing vine. The kind that smothered out the fauna around it.

#CanachClubAfterDarkInPieces #GW2 #GW2Fanfic #SpicyReads #SpicyFanfic #GuildWars2 #Canach
December 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM