Jade
@jadeon.bsky.social
27 | she/her, it/its
Alt bi kinky poly switch trans lady
Idk I'm bad at these
Alt bi kinky poly switch trans lady
Idk I'm bad at these
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Just managed a clean injection while very high. Please clap
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Just managed a clean injection while very high. Please clap
Gods I love the wind and the cold and the snow
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Gods I love the wind and the cold and the snow
Very pleasing to the Owner part of my brain that my MIL's dog chose to leave her lap and sit by my feet instead
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Very pleasing to the Owner part of my brain that my MIL's dog chose to leave her lap and sit by my feet instead
Boy y'all really like me looking a lil mean, huh?
November 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Boy y'all really like me looking a lil mean, huh?
Starting to really enjoy a good dead-eyed stare selfie
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Starting to really enjoy a good dead-eyed stare selfie
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Chat I think I just love being alive
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Chat I think I just love being alive
Somehow I forget how much I fucking love sage until this time every year
November 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Somehow I forget how much I fucking love sage until this time every year
I gotta those numbers up what the fuck
@jadeon.bsky.social has swears! They've used 237 profanities in their last 2,222 posts.
🥇 "shit" (40 times)
🥈 "fucking" (30 times)
🥉 "hell" (24 times)
🥇 "shit" (40 times)
🥈 "fucking" (30 times)
🥉 "hell" (24 times)
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I gotta those numbers up what the fuck
I think I just made the best mac n cheese of my life holy shit
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I think I just made the best mac n cheese of my life holy shit
Trying out something a little different for my mom's today. What do we think?
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Trying out something a little different for my mom's today. What do we think?
I think my biggest source of gender euphoria lately has been that I get the underboob crease now
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I think my biggest source of gender euphoria lately has been that I get the underboob crease now
I've got like 4 different audio files of me cumming saved on my phone and the urge to post them just to see what happens grows stronger by the day
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I've got like 4 different audio files of me cumming saved on my phone and the urge to post them just to see what happens grows stronger by the day
Little Thanksgiving dinner I had with my wonderful gf @questioningblob.bsky.social 💜
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Little Thanksgiving dinner I had with my wonderful gf @questioningblob.bsky.social 💜
You just died, the sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you
And what a way to go
And what a way to go
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
You just died, the sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you
And what a way to go
And what a way to go
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
My cishet bf just made the "new bottom surgery" joke in reference to a food processor. His training is coming along well
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
My cishet bf just made the "new bottom surgery" joke in reference to a food processor. His training is coming along well
Setting my robot girl to Keep Warm so she's ready for me when I get back from working outside
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Setting my robot girl to Keep Warm so she's ready for me when I get back from working outside
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Ok i need to stop im gonna run out soon
October 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Ok i need to stop im gonna run out soon
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One of these days I'm gonna buy a suit of chainmail and first thing I'm gonna do is wear it to the grocery store just because
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
One of these days I'm gonna buy a suit of chainmail and first thing I'm gonna do is wear it to the grocery store just because
Because of my dork ass loser of a landlord I'm spending my peaceful holiday morning sending 300lbs of good compost to the landfill instead of sipping coffee with my beloved
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Because of my dork ass loser of a landlord I'm spending my peaceful holiday morning sending 300lbs of good compost to the landfill instead of sipping coffee with my beloved
Having a gf with an anxiety disorder is fun because sometimes I'll go to rub her back and it's like massaging a brick wall
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Having a gf with an anxiety disorder is fun because sometimes I'll go to rub her back and it's like massaging a brick wall
One of these days I'm gonna buy a suit of chainmail and first thing I'm gonna do is wear it to the grocery store just because
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
One of these days I'm gonna buy a suit of chainmail and first thing I'm gonna do is wear it to the grocery store just because
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weapon nun // scythe
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
weapon nun // scythe