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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh.

@jadehelm.bsky.social

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Real name's Todd. Dad, left of center, aspiring *possibly shitty* writer, heathen & snarky af GenXr. PTSD. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Ally. #TogetherBlue #BLM #NeverVoteConservative #FuckTrump 🚫DMs, please. "Libertas inaestimabilis res est". https://substack.com/@jadehelm

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · Dec 20

It costs you nothing to save a life. I keep one of these kits in each of my vehicles and one in my backpack when I decide not to drive. Just ask your pharmacist for the free kit.

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Natasha @nastynatasha--1.bsky.social · 1h

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John Roscoe @johnroscoe.bsky.social · 3h

"Papers?"
"Sure thing, Constable. Here you go."
"Thanks, man. Have a nice day."

A pack of zig-zag rolling papers superimposed with "in Canada, when the cops say 'Show me your papers...' it means they want to roll a blunt.

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John Roscoe @johnroscoe.bsky.social · 2h

Follow every penny and watch where it goes; don't count on the threat of forensic audits after the fact to deter skulldinkery.

You just KNOW Doug Ford is watching that $283 million pass from the federal government to the City of Toronto like

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John Roscoe @johnroscoe.bsky.social · 2h

I don't know who needs to hear this...

No, really: I can't imagine why *anybody* would need a running real-time, audio-video review of every cuss word on Blue sky.

But it's pretty funny.

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kamimagic @kamimagic.bsky.social · 3h

A little good news!

SCOTUS declined to review an appeal from Alex Jones. This left in place a lower court judge’s order that he pay $1.4 billion in damages to the families who lost children in a 2012 shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, CT.

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www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u...

Supreme Court Denies Alex Jones’s Appeal of Payment to Sandy Hook Families

www.nytimes.com

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · 3h

Lol.

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · 5h

If questioning the right to vote doesn’t reveal who Republicans are, nothing will.

Ali Velshi: Supreme Court set to hear high-stakes case that could gut Voting Rights Act

According to a report, if the justices throw away Louisiana’s maps, 19 congressional seats could flip from blue to red in states across the country.

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · 5h

Of course.
www.dw.com/en/gaza-ceas...

Fact check: Disinformation surges amid Gaza ceasefire – DW – 10/13/2025

While people in Israel and Gaza alike celebrate a ceasefire, some on social media are spreading false and misleading claims.

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · 5h

#NowPlaying
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In A World Called Catastrophe

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · 6h

www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...

The Beacon of Democracy Goes Dark

For nearly 250 years, America promoted freedom and equality abroad, even when it failed to live up to those ideals itself. Not anymore.

www.theatlantic.com

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The Dangerous Ones @thedangerousones.com · 18h

🚨BEST TROLL EVER!!

Our guts still hurt!! 🤣

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Casey @mamasissiesays.bsky.social · 19h

Plagiarized Peace Plan
—new band name, I call it!

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · 16h

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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 18h

Chris Christie: “Thie is no longer, the Department of Justice, is no longer the premier prosecuting office in America. What it is now is a capo regime who goes out and executes hits when directed by the Don to do so. That’s what it is.”

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · 19h

I've got no problem with the agencies' current cooperation levels, but as for "integration" that allows US agents on Canadian soil? Nicholas can shove that shit where the sun doesn't shine. #cdnpoli #uspoli

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U.S. bill calls for more integration between Canadian, American border agents | CBC News

The U.S. Congress is being asked to adopt legislation that could lead to Canada and the United States further integrating their enforcement of the border — including allowing U.S. officers to more fre...

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · 1d

Felon 47's administration in one gif.

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Jeff's Fact Checker @thunderbayed.bsky.social · 1d

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · 1d

😂

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

When they tell you they plan on throwing out the constitution, believe them.

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🎃 Spooky Scary Jam (they/them) 🎃 @jaimekay.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Indigenous People Day!

Did you know that Indigenous women go missing and are murdered ten times more than average? They don’t even get a quarter of the attention that a white woman going missing would get. Please keep these women in your mind. Don’t forget them

www.niwrc.org/mmiwr-awaren...

Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Relatives (MMIWR) | NIWRC

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Your pissed off grandma @anomaly100.bsky.social · 1d

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · 1d

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Baby I Love You

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · 1d

"Bruised feelings."? Yeah, I'm sure Americans' feelings would merely be bruised if another country threatened annexation. My advice, Go fuck yourself, Gareth.

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Canada’s boycott America movement is hurting innocent bystanders | CNN Business

Virginia Distillery CEO Gareth Moore was bullish on his company’s American single malt whisky sales north of the border when 2025 kicked off.

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Red Painter @redpainter1.bsky.social · 1d

We have reached the "show your papers" part of the timeline

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John Roscoe @johnroscoe.bsky.social · 1d

A million ways to be conservative in the world, and these Canadian jokers keep picking "American Republican!"

The office picture difference meme but it's harper and apoilievre and Trump and Vance.

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